Today is just not your day: The Game


(Radical Revolutionary) #41

There is a blackout
Today รญ just not your day
You decide to take a stroll


(*Dab*) #42

On your stroll. a suspicious looking character begins to follow you. curiosity hits you hard and you turn around only to see a flying piece of spaghetti โ€œFollow me my childโ€ it says.

you wake up in a dumpster.
You were just high and passed out. . .

today is just not your day

You become the first person to leave earth.


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #43

As u were exiting the door a man screamed thatโ€™s not how gravity works

Today is just not ur day

Moths figure out ur monitor is a lamp


(Radical Revolutionary) #44

They cover your monitor and if you just scrve them off,more shall come
Today is just not your day
Greenland is now called iceland and iceland is now called greenland


(*Dab*) #45

Seeing as the laws of physics no longer apply. the world falls into chaos. as a wise triangle once said. โ€œRealityโ€™s an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!โ€

today is not your day

You Find a way to bring people back to life.


(Radical Revolutionary) #46

You accidently revived adolf and with his convincing speech,he conquered the world
Today is just not your day
you killed an ant


(@_@) #47

The ant was a little robot that set your shoe on fire when it died.

Today is just not your day.

You discover an infinite energy source


(๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅThe Lord Of Bored๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„) #48

then it explodes!!

Today is just not your day.

you find a duplicator


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #49

You find a duplicator and then duplicate yourself but your clone runs off and commits crimes and you are then put to prison because they think you are the criminal.

Today is just not your day

Become president of the usa


(๐’ฆ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”๐“ˆ) #50

The media gates you because your a Republican

Today is just not your day.

You buy a new computer.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #51

It explodes because its a piece of :belgium:

Today is just not your day

make a successful country


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #52

And u find oil and become rich but the USA storms in and takes ur oil and whole country

Today is just not ur day

Jurassic Park opens


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #53

Shit gets real and dinosaurs rule the island

Today is just not your day

Get revenge on the usa for destroying my country


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #54

U try to kill trump but the FBI catches u

today is just not ur day

Its ur wedding.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #55

Your wife is hit by an asteroid while driving to the wedding

Today was just not your day

Make florida an independent republic


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #56

but an alligator snatches u into the water

Today is just not ur day

U find a talking communist hamster with a magic top hat


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #57

You dont become a communist so he murders you with an ak

Today was just not your day

You enter an anime world


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #58

I think its this


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #59

climate change is not real its a liberal hippie hoax


(Radical Revolutionary) #60

Now now you dont want to get supended