There is a blackout
Today í just not your day
You decide to take a stroll
On your stroll. a suspicious looking character begins to follow you. curiosity hits you hard and you turn around only to see a flying piece of spaghetti “Follow me my child” it says.
you wake up in a dumpster.
You were just high and passed out. . .
today is just not your day
You become the first person to leave earth.
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As u were exiting the door a man screamed that’s not how gravity works
Today is just not ur day
Moths figure out ur monitor is a lamp
They cover your monitor and if you just scrve them off,more shall come
Today is just not your day
Greenland is now called iceland and iceland is now called greenland
Seeing as the laws of physics no longer apply. the world falls into chaos. as a wise triangle once said. “Reality’s an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!”
today is not your day
You Find a way to bring people back to life.
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You accidently revived adolf and with his convincing speech,he conquered the world
Today is just not your day
you killed an ant
The ant was a little robot that set your shoe on fire when it died.
Today is just not your day.
You discover an infinite energy source
then it explodes!!
Today is just not your day.
you find a duplicator
You find a duplicator and then duplicate yourself but your clone runs off and commits crimes and you are then put to prison because they think you are the criminal.
Today is just not your day
Become president of the usa
The media gates you because your a Republican
Today is just not your day.
You buy a new computer.
It explodes because its a piece of 
Today is just not your day
make a successful country
And u find oil and become rich but the USA storms in and takes ur oil and whole country
Today is just not ur day
Jurassic Park opens
Shit gets real and dinosaurs rule the island
Today is just not your day
Get revenge on the usa for destroying my country
U try to kill trump but the FBI catches u
today is just not ur day
Its ur wedding.
Your wife is hit by an asteroid while driving to the wedding
Today was just not your day
Make florida an independent republic
but an alligator snatches u into the water
Today is just not ur day
U find a talking communist hamster with a magic top hat
You dont become a communist so he murders you with an ak
Today was just not your day
You enter an anime world
I think its this
climate change is not real its a liberal hippie hoax
Now now you dont want to get supended