Is this a simulation?
Today is a miscalculating day.
You are now the obscure moon being suddenly thrown out of orbit due to accumulating accuracy errors.
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Is that an infinite energy source?
Today is a future day.
You now are a civ on that moon googleplexes of years from now.
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Did you just say googleplex?
Today is a very trademark day.
You are now Google, who has taken ownership of the number.
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How could you own a number?
Today is a dystopian day.
You now are the letter M, owned my a certain fastfood chain.
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People are boycotting the franchise stolen by Ray Crock.
Today is just not your day.
You are now a merger between MacDonaldβs, Burger King, and Wendyβs.
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Who is left there to counter that?
Today is a local day.
You now are a small local restaurant chain.
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What is even more local than that?
Today is a store day.
You are now a single restaurant store that is not franchised.
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What is an even more local thing?!
Today is an one person day.
You now are a single-person roadside fruit βcar-shopβ.
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You notice another single-person stand on the other side of the road.
Today is very single-person shop day.
You are now a single-person snow cone stand across from the single-person fruit stand/car-shop.
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Where are you two located?
Today is a desolate day.
You now are in some forgotten settlement.
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The sad thing is that is very true in real life.
Today is a very sad day.
You are now an abandoned and forgotten house.
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You are needed no moreβ¦
Today is a destruction day.
You now are the ashes of a house.
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The ashes act a fertilizer for grass.
Today is just not your day.
You are now a bonfire.
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What lit up that fire?
Today is a hidden day.
You now are a cave fire.
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Is there a ventilation shaft?
Today is just not your day.
You are now a roasted animals on a fire.
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Something takes you away.
Today is an unexpected day.
You now are a caveman.
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But there isnβt just one Caveman.
Today is a very human day.
You are now an ancient Modern Human caveperson sitting in a cave next to a Neanderthal caveperson and a Denisovan caveperson.
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But what has lead you all here?
Today is a folklore overclocking day.
You now are the first foot, the leader of all the ape-like cryptids.
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Is this the legendary Bigfoot?
Today is very genetic day.
You are the now the lost human (sub)species that is found to be in traces of people in West Africa, who has also joined this meeting.
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Who is missing?
Today is a dead day.
You now are a H. Florensis which was eaten by a komodo dragon.
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