Heres an idea for the achivements
Challenge
Here we go AGAIN - Possess a microbe
You won once again - Posses a microbe and lead it to ascension.
Space or Bust! - Evolve a flying organism and discover space (skip to the space stage)
Joke
The Sun Is a Deadly Lazer - Get the industrial stage while never leaving the ocean
A Complete Fail - Go Extinct while never evolving ONCE!