Achievements

Future Game
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  • Global project: Change your planets orbit to dodge a rkv
  • Ludicrous kil vehicle: Make a missile that moves faster than light
  • Global announcement: Call everyone on the planet at the same time to make an announcement
  • Medieval global announcement: Gather everyone in the town square in the entire planet and make an announcement
  • Solidarity of the largest scale: Have a galaxy wide coalition[1] against an extra galactic threat
  • Projectile message: Use one of these to send messages (society stage): arrows, cannonballs, frisbees, paper airplanes
  • Planetary umbrella: Prevent a global warming by spraying particles on L1 lagrange point to lower the sunlight that is hitting the planet
  • Fast speeder: Become one of the top 10% of players who got the achievement “speedy achiever” the quickest
  • Distant influence: Take the ideology or the opposing ideology of a state that is’t your neighbor and you didn’t have war or accepted its missionaries
  • We meet again, carrot: Domesticate a plant you evolved in a previous game
  • Googleflation: Inflate your currency by a factor of google
  • Hairy t-rex: Exit the water and carry 100 kilograms of water with your fur
  • Lurker of the pitch black: Be a nocturnal animal in a planet without a moon to light the night
  • Russian gas: Use your natural resources for political benefit
  • Do drink radioactive tea: Have a politician drink radioactive tea on television to convince people that there is nothing to worry about, get abducted by aliens after turning into a cronenberg and being returned healed and aliens gift you ftl because thanks to his rare mutation they had a scientific breakthrough
  • Floyd collins waits rescue: Mobilise your nation to save one person stuck in a cave
  • Floyd collins gets rescue: Mobilise your nation and be succesful in saving that cave person
  • Irresistable hole: Enter a cave and get stuck (aware/awakening)
  • Oh spore, why don’t you have hollow buildings?: In organism mode, go in a 200 story building and enter every room
  • We could use buckets but that’s not as cool: Order a group of soldiers or public workers to drain a lake with flame throwers
  • Only fun choices: Go bankrupt after having questionable decisions that aren’t corruption
  • Party atmosphere : Have a music play on your planet and it can be heared from everywhere
  • Elephant gps: Triangulate an enemy army because you evolved to have sensors in your foot and you listen the ground to communicate with each other (society)
  • Luo Ji stays awake: To prevent someone being assasinated with a disease engineered to only be deadly if it recognises his dna, upload his mind to a body with reverse chirality so that he can still interact with people
  • Filibuster: Have a politician collapse from exhaustion[2] after giving a very long speech in the parliment in order to delay a law from being passed
  • Baikal seal: As a large ocean animal, migrate to an inland lake
  • Expand that vocal sac: Evolve a speech organ like a bagpipe
  • Gideonbot: Dive or jump from a cliff, break into a mecha’s window and land a punch to the person in a mocap suit
  • Wall-e: Get rid of your wastes by turning them into sedimentry rock
  • Looking back on previous life: After ascending read all the books written by your civilisation, then write commentary and fanfiction around all of them
  • The cake star: Build a star by throwing a lot of cakes at one spot
  • Blackmail: Discover a dark truth and blackmail a bigger empire to get what you want
  • Fast brain: Achieve a speach and thought speed 3 times of humans
  • Going out with style: Have your prime minister have a heart attack while doing never-before-done skateboard trickshots
  • Partying too hard for population control : Have a society where there is an average of 30 casualties per wedding because people shoot bullets in the air for celebrating
  • Anti spagetti tech: Enter and then exit a black hole with ftl
  • I have the high ground: As a land creature, have the high ground in a war (society/industrial)
  • I have the hot ground: While running away from a fleet, enter a star and shoot solar storms at any ship that tries to approach
  • The eternal plunder: Keep going to east or west with your army, pillaging all the cities you found, circumnavigate the planet and end up at the place you started, pillage the recovering cities and keep going
  • Reversing the cycle of plunder: Defeat and replace the biggest eternal plunder as a smaller eternal plunder going in the opposite direction
  • Rashidun expansion: Defeat two empires (take at least half of the land of each one) which just fought each other
  • Monkey land: Live in tree houses and move by brachiating (society stage)
  • Mining our wishes: Build a mine on the site of an ancient fountain where people used to throw coins and make a wish
  • Antitrust: Break up a monopoly
  • The illusion of choice: Topple a goverment that breaks up monopolies by gaining strength as multiple companies that are secretly controlled by the same person
  • Chernobyliser: Shoot a nucleer facility in a war
  • Inland tsunami: Shoot a dam in a war to hit a city downstream with a tsunami
  • Unethical: Break the galactic code 10 times
  • Fake aswang: Make rebels drop arms by making them believe there is a monster out in the wild
  • Strongest body: After a mysterious being collects all sentient species in the galaxy and makes them fight each other with awakening stage weapons, be the champion
  • Spartacus: Play as slaves forced to fight like gladiators and escape to freedom
  • Galactic union jack: Have 100 planets declare their independence from you
  • Cold grave: Explore a rogue planet which had a civilisation before its star exploded
  • Dance of planets: Move to another planet which came very close to your planet, passed through its atmosphere but didnt hit the land (aware)
  • Likes sharing : Have 75% of your solar systems co-colonised by other empires
  • Partial war: Make war on a co-colonised planet where you aren’t at war with all the civs
  • War! Okay, bye.: Declare war to a civilisation immediately after meeting them[3]
  • Not even a hello?: Ascend without touching any button in the diplomacy tab (society/ascension)
  • Omnimerchant: Place a trading post next to every space stage civilisation in the galaxy
  • Joint completion: Have a galaxy where every planet was colonised by every species and there are at least three spacefaring species
  • Spoils rejected: Declare war on a civ a lot of civs declared war on, only for it to not be recognised and they say they’ll attack you if you try to conquer something yourself
  • Disconnected: Exit all your planets and go into hiding in deep space because you can’t win this war but you can have hit and run tactics
  • Atlantis rises: Leave a planet while all your cities are also spaceships
  • Away from space explosion: Beam down all the crew before a spaceship explodes
  • Blood for nothing: Have 3 consecutive wars with a civ, all of which ends in reverting back to status quo
  • Raze craze: Raze all the colonies in 200 planets
  • Fireball: Melt a planets surface by bombing it
  • Xerophobia: Have 20 cities and all of them are on the coast
  • Truly multistellar: Have an ecumanopolis not on your starting solar system
  • Its building material: Dissasemble all the planets in the galaxy
  • Years down to seconds:(late space stage) Achieve a speed of 1 lightyear per second without an interstellar highway, and still don’t go to other galaxies because the game will have only one galaxy
  • Not an empty galaxy: Undo all that after deleting all the stars in the galaxy (ascension)
  • Dakara is taken: Take the capital planet of an empire that has a military bigger than you but wasn’t expecting an attack there
  • Russia asks to join nato: Ask to join an allience that was formed against you
  • But wouldn’t this achievement be a spoiler?: Lose all your solar systems other than your capital before the message of losing the first one arrives
  • Impossible: Ascend in the impossible difficulty (microbe/ascension)
  • Hi burning fella: Fly next to a falling meteorite (aware/awakening)
  • Die, burning fella: Shoot a meteorite with a projectile (aware/awakening)[4]
  • Switcheroo: Play as priveteers or merceneries and change loyalty 5 times
  • Fall under your own weight: Discover gravity gun, which makes planes and spaceships fall to the planet and buildings collapse
  • Explosive endavour: Start mass producing antimatter
  • Bellyshot: Shoot a creature in the brain which isn’t located at the top or front of its body
  • Pumping down: Put the heart at the highest position in your creature
  • Fireing people into space: Put astronauts inside a liquid and shoot them into space with spinlaunch
  • Hyperparasite: Parasiticly feed on a parasite
  • Hyperxenomorph: Put your eggs inside a living creature, which also happens to do the same to other creatures
  • Quantum stuxnet: Make a computer virus that only sabotages systems when it is not being observed
  • People of the third rock from sol: Have a game where humans are the first species to ascend
  • Big addition: Have more citisens of another species than your original one (space stage)
  • Oh my earth! How did this happen?: Change your main species to humans
  • The sum is greater than its components: Change your main species 5 times
  • A galaxy of humans: (joke achievement) Change your main species to humans, then ascend, then change all the solar systems to the human solar system, then seed them with the creatures in all tomorrows so that they have no creature but humans, then descend and play as one of them but evolve into the original human body plan and ascend again
  • This is convergent evolution, right?: Evolve a species very similar to humans then meet humans
  • Viable offspring across space: Use cheats to play as the same species as a species that exists in the galaxy. Then meet them and reproduce with them.
  • Second agricultural revolution: Grow 80% of your crops with artificial light powered with a source other than solar power
  • Malasian monarchy: Have a federation where the rulers of each region control the state for a fixed amount of time and then step down for the next one
  • Unconquerable self sufficient micronation: Encircle an army so big that they start farming and find a city themselves. You now have an unconquerable self sufficient micronation.
  • Mod abundence: Download and activate 20 different mods without anything crashing
  • Hurin dynasty: Ascend with your royal family having their roots in awakening stage
  • Winged hussar: Charge at pikeman with a calvlry carrying longer pikes
  • Screw we go: Make a screw-propelled vehicle
  • Leg diversity: Have a war where 14 types of land vehicles clash: (1)wheeled, (2)wheeled like a tank, (3)the vehicle itself rotating, (4)a wheel rotating around it but the vehicle isn’t rotating[5], (5)legged wehicle, (6)leggs rotating 360 degrees[6], (7)two vertical/tilted cylinders/conical frustums spinning opposite directions of each other[7][8], (8)screw-propelled, (9)hovercraft, (10)moving like a snake, (11)jumping like an internally powered giant soccer ball, (12)jumping with a pogo stick, (13)jumping with a pole vault, (14)a 90 degree rotated string trimmer[9][10][11][12]
  • Land torpedo torpedo: Launch a land vehicle/torpedo from a land vehicle and that land vehicle/torpedo launches its own land vehicle/torpedos [13][14]
  • Bad piggies soda bottle: Make a land vehicle that propels itself with an exhaust (like a rocket)
  • Creeper tank: Make a land vehicle/torpedo/missile/whatever that propels itself forward with an exhaust, rams into another vehicle and penetrates its shield, pumps explosives and liquid oxygen inside it and makes it explode
  • Bombardier beetle your inside: Make a creature that inserts two chemicals that react with each other inside the creature it bites
  • Rotating shield: Use helicopter blades as a shield and a way to charge forward for your infantry/calvary/vehicles
  • Dark energy in the atmosphere: Use helicopter blades to prevent arrows/bullets from hitting the military unit
  • Nature’s scuba diver: As a small creature, carry some air around a hydrophobic material to breathe underwater
  • Fishing spider: Use fishning net in aware stage
  • Devout worshipper: Have a society where 80% of time outside sleep is dedicated to worshipping
  • Unique slave: Find a sentient species, the last of its kind, and enslave it
  • No exeptions: Trim the tops of trees that surpass the building height limit
  • No! You were supposed to make war, not love: Have a ceasefire to decide what to do next after your general of the highest rank eloped with the enemy general of the same rank
  • Nobody messes with patroclus: Lose a lot of soldiers while trying to retrieve the dead body of one person for a proper (or more than proper) burial
  • This celestial object is sponsored by mickey mouse: Turn your moon into a disneyland ecumenopolis
  • Hurray! Okay lets go home dies: Repel an invasion and then go extinct because you put too many landmines
  • The dream of rome: Invade the planet and then the galaxy in wars none of which you started. Don’t expand any other way.
  • Nuclear rocket equation: Use a nuke to throw a nuke to throw a nuke…
  • Long days and nights: Have your capital be the capital that is closest to a pole
  • Seasonless: Have your capital be the capital that is closest to the equator
  • Single hemisphere: Be in a planet where one of the hemispheres in completely water(awakening)

  1. while the galaxy isn’t unified and there are 10 or more empires and no empire has 50% of the galaxy ↩︎

  2. this is a unit of time ↩︎

  3. push on “declare war” button. don’t even push esc and return to declare war ↩︎

  4. increase the small meteor frequency from the settings. Spend a lot of time flying and hope for it to pass near you. Aim well. ↩︎

  5. this is a wheeled vehicle where the vehicle is placed inside the hollow wheel ↩︎

  6. as the number of legs increase, the limit of this build approaches a wheel ↩︎

  7. The one on the right pointing upward and the one on the left pointing downward according to right hand rule ↩︎

  8. it is like the rotating brushes in gas station car washing machines, only this one would crush the cars going through it, not clean ↩︎

  9. has many strings ↩︎

  10. travelling on top of the enemy units is the attack type of this vehicle ↩︎

  11. lets compare 3 of the vehicles. 360 degree legs: legs don’t bend. pole vaults(rotating version): legs store potential energy. string trimmer: legs wouldn’t be able to carry the weight of the vehicle if they weren’t spinning very fast, they are just strings (I assume they could carry weight if they spin, I don’t have any sources to cite, I don’t know if this was thought of before) ↩︎

  12. not all of these have to be vehicles, they can be land torpedos launched from other vehicles ↩︎

  13. we could start defining something as a vehicle or a torpedo based on if they are manned or guided, or just call the smaller ones torpedos ↩︎

  14. I called them torpedos and not missiles because there is no exhaust ↩︎