Haphephobia: Make a civilization where one member of your species never touches another.
The Machine: Make a giant machine that holds your entire civilization and cares for their every need without them ever having to leave their room.
The Machine stops: have that giant machine I mentioned before stop working and cause your entire civ to die out of helplessness.
Mirosław Hermaszewski 1978 First polish man leaves the atmosphere and reaches 364km.
Interesting…the achievement you answered was created by using Polandball as a base.
technically theres still air mollecules as high as 400 km…
Ice cream: in society stage, invent ice creams.
Legacy: create a nation with the rest of a fallen empire.
La Nutria se Nutrïa: in society stage, develop a language similar to spanish, and that consist of puns.
Punny civ here: in society stage, develop a language that consist of puns.
We are so civilized: develop a society so politically correct that they forgot how to made war.
while the galaxy isn’t unified and there are 10 or more empires and no empire has 50% of the galaxy ↩︎
this is a unit of time ↩︎
push on “declare war” button. don’t even push esc and return to declare war ↩︎
increase the small meteor frequency from the settings. Spend a lot of time flying and hope for it to pass near you. Aim well. ↩︎
this is a wheeled vehicle where the vehicle is placed inside the hollow wheel ↩︎
as the number of legs increase, the limit of this build approaches a wheel ↩︎
The one on the right pointing upward and the one on the left pointing downward according to right hand rule ↩︎
it is like the rotating brushes in gas station car washing machines, only this one would crush the cars going through it, not clean ↩︎
has many strings ↩︎
travelling on top of the enemy units is the attack type of this vehicle ↩︎
lets compare 3 of the vehicles. 360 degree legs: legs don’t bend. pole vaults(rotating version): legs store potential energy. string trimmer: legs wouldn’t be able to carry the weight of the vehicle if they weren’t spinning very fast, they are just strings (I assume they could carry weight if they spin, I don’t have any sources to cite, I don’t know if this was thought of before) ↩︎
not all of these have to be vehicles, they can be land torpedos launched from other vehicles ↩︎
we could start defining something as a vehicle or a torpedo based on if they are manned or guided, or just call the smaller ones torpedos ↩︎
I called them torpedos and not missiles because there is no exhaust ↩︎
Technically you might find air molecules in interstellar space but that doesn’t mean it was not space. The Karman Line is at 100km so it is space.
I am become Poland, meme of nations: get invaded by every major neighbor of yours and have it no longer be culturally relavent that you’ve invaded most of them or that you actually servived all of that, and become a cultural meme no longer reliant on reality.
Hey, that’s Poland…ball: in multicellular stage, evolve a round creature that is red in the top and white in the bottom.
The USA way: win a cold war and become the only superpower of the planet.
The SU way: lose a cold war and watch your rivals become the only superpower of the planet.
Time to Put-in: play as a leader of a nation that lose a cold war and return it to a almost superpower level.
You Put it right: become the new superpower and watch your rivals colapse.
You Put if wrong: watch how your nation colapse in a few years.
In that way, anyone can do it: conquer the world with a superpower.
How do you did it?: conquer the world as a third world country.
Wake up, Scrooge: have the most rich person in the planet living in your country.
Like father, like son: conquer the world as an ex-colony of a fallen empire.
Colonial times: in industrial stage, create your first colony.
Sabaton would sing about that: defend a city while being outnumbered.
Your lack of imagination disturbs me: evolve humans in ten diferent planets.
Make us whole: Instead of using an ascension gate to transcend your species, merge your species together into a planet sized eldritch abomination.
Two heads are better then one: Evolve a creature with two heads.
We are legion: Become sapient as a siphonophore-like colonial organism
Extreme codependence: Evolve from an eusocial organism to a colonial organism
Together forever: Evolve a lichen-like species that results from the close symbiosis of two organisms.
Average Europe fan: fail to attain superpower status due to balance of power politics. Society stage
Average China enjoyer: loose 10% or more of your population in a single campaign year, and fail to attain superpower status due to your opponent, who lost proportionally more population to the war, vassalizing you.
Society stage
Average China fan: loose to a technologically superior foe that has been a centralized nation for an order of magnitude shorter than you. Society stage
Average Europe enjoyer: while controlling 10% of the planet you live on’s land area connected to your homeland by only water, “discover” and name three continents. This achievement will be revoked if it 200 years the native name is more common than yours. Society stage
These two pairs are almost mutually exclusive. The first of the four you get locks you into either a pro-china (former two), or pro-europe (later two) save. You can only get those two until you get both, then the other two get unlocked. All four rely on npv behavior and have a strict time limit of society stage, and so it’ll be easy to get one, but then to get a spicific other, then another two, all in the same save file? Very hard. You’ll get a fifth achievement if you get all four in the same save file.
Qikiqtania wakei: Go to land and go back to sea in the next evolution cycle
Cousin eater: You and this creature diverged in the last evolution cycle and you are the one that consumes this creature the most (multicellular/aware)
Who wants to go to heaven: Have 100% of your population join cults
Cannibalistic depopulation: Eat 50% of global population in one event (before space stage)
Bicycle: Design a vehicle with two wheels and it loses balance if it moves very slow
Free hong kong road: Rename the street around an embassy to trigger that nation
Wiki leaks: Let a wanted figure live on your embassy for 7 years
But why don’t we print more money?: Have a goverment that keeps printing more money instead of collecting taxes, and punishes people using alternative currencies if the value of the official money falls faster than expected due to a lack of demand
Pock paper scissor money: Switch between 10 different currencies each one 1000 times more valuable than the one before and it loops back to start
There is no law of conservation of position: Use quantum tunneling on your spaceship to escape the gravity well of a planet or star without using energy or fuel
Refueled with bulletfire: Install a stirling engine to a military spaceship and power it solely with the heating of lasers that are trying to take it down[1]
Changed my mind: After going 2/3rds the way to a star, change direction and go to another star (early space stage)
Don’t shade my crops: Turn half the surface area of a tidally locked planet into farmland and other half is cities and unused area
East african federation: Control land between two seas so that if you dissapeared a country/countries(that aren’t micronations or city states) would be in an island
South african hug: Envelope a country from all sides
You are a lesotho: Get enveloped by a country from all sides
Topologically a coffe mug: In an ecumenopolis with vertical growth, control a three dimensional area of habitation that has a hole going through it
London[2] can’t stand england: After you voted to leave a union, have your capital leave you and join the union you leaved
A gambia: As a colonial nation, colonise a small strip of land around a river while all the land around is controlled by another colonial power
Paraguayan spirit: Attack all your land neighbours (there are 3 or more) at the same time
Belgium says belgium: To invade/conquer a country from land, invade/conquer another country that is neutral and stands in the way
“where is the heatsink” you might ask. Well, I haven’t thought about everything. If it can’t laser it away, lets say when it runs out of water to evaporate, it returns for refilling or makes a kamikaze dive ↩︎
it didn’t vote in favour of brexit but a capital leaving its country has no precedent so I am not expecting real england getting this achievement ↩︎
I thought why not do achievements according to the users here:
From fire of betrayal, death: Destroy a friendly country with an atomic bomb (according to Deathwave)
The opening that faith allows: As a Theocratic Empire, try to contact God by creating a hole in space-time (according to Zen)
For science: You will reach the industrial stage, without religion at all (According to otter)
A house full of uncles: You arrive at the Age of Empires with more than one intelligent species (twint)
The Infinity of Yourself: Prove that parallel universes exist by taking a population away from them (Centery)
Color theory: reached the stone age with a species with a diverse range of colors (Undeyhazar)
You cannot be a god if you are already a god: you have ascended after you have already created the universe (Doom)
No one expects riders from above: You managed to tame a flying riding creature [fulfill your dream of becoming a dragon knight, or Rocc rider] (fra)
Properly, for a change: you managed to ascend, without gimmicks (Hyll)
The liquid is holy: you created a religion that believes in a holy liquid as the Supreme God (Tea)
The empire watching the end: As a global empire, you see the end of yourself, and survive (Positive)
The homie: In the run of many intelligent species, you created unity through treaties without declaring war even once before you reached the industrial revolution
Forgotten treasures: You succeeded in genetically engineering an intelligent species, and you forgot about it. And now he’s better than you
Stop Everything, Don’t Eat It: As a hive-mind empire, you stopped eating other species and became a vegetarian after eating them all.
Why is he doing this?: As a multicellular creature, turn around yourself.
Tale of the Forgotten: As an Ascended, you lost the universe you came from
The detective who became a clown and solved everything: create a country ruled by clowns and managed to lower crime.
Too Many Achievements: You’ve managed to get every achievement possible except this one.
ERB is the norm: create a nation where disputes are resolved with rap battles.
Batman is here: evolve a sapien flying mammal.
I’m Superman: play as a gigantic robotic species.
Drew Durnil would like this: watch how the world descend into a Battle Royale of nations.
I’m so big i need two heads: in society stage, divide your empire in two parts.
I need another two heads: divide every part of your already divided empire in two parts each.
Feudalism, here i go: invent feudalism.
Achieve this: win this secret achievement.
From nobody to nightmare: in industrial stage, make a third world country become a menace for the world.
So basically belgium. From the weimar republic with ultra-high inflation to a totalitarian empire.
Superpotato: Domesticate a staple crop that yields 30 million calories per acre per year (society/industrial)
Grocery diversity: Domesticate 50 crops in your homeplanet
5th hybrid: Cross-breed 5 species you found in your home planet into a single species
Muscles beat metals: Use a domesticated animal to take down a mechanical vehicle of the same size or greater
Symbolic inertia: Keep the symbol of one ideology in your flag while you now have another
Triconsonant roots: Have a language that inserts conjugation inside the verbs
Arm jump: Don’t be close to the galaxys center and colonise a star in another (the nearest) arm of the galaxy
Freedom units: Be the most developed country, but use base units different from rest of the planet
Anti sattelite weapon: Shoot a sattelite from ground
Despecialised: Lose a technology after you killed all the people of one occupation in a cast war
Assasins are a daily part of life: Ascend with all your rulers assasinated, not died in battle or retired(society/ascension)
Not hungry for power: After a former succesful monarch refuses to come back from his retirement[1], torture him until he swears to return with the same performance and your species is unable to break promises
Carnivore carnivore carnivore: Feed on carnivores that feed on carnivores
Efficient photosynthesis: Evolve c4 photosynthesis
Cyborg bacteria*: Evolve to use cadmium and sunlight to make acetic acid and make glucose from acetic acid
First oxgen breather: Be the first organism to develop oxygen resistance
Non lawk rusticyanin: After the great oxygenation, generate atp by oxydising a metal other than iron and one which which rusts only in its surface (extend your roots into metal deposits)
Revenge of the sulfur world: As a creature that doesn’t breathe oxygen, hunt a creature that does
The highest electronegativity: Use florine instead of oxygen
Ocean floor feeder: Feed from 5 whale carcasses in one lifetime
and you don’t like the new one with lower stats ↩︎
The people believe this is magic: As a democracy, start funding “magic researchers” .
LAWDKI is here: evolve a creature that lives in an ammonia world.
Silicone is the best: evolve a silicone creature.
Strange unions: develop a civilization that is a combination of the roman empire and the inca empire.
You did it: obtain secret achievement #2
Achievement chain one: Get every achievement not in the achievement chain.
Achievement chain two: get achievement chain one
Achievement chain three: get achievement chain two.