Achievements

Chuck Norris: Get from Microbial Stage to Space Stage without dying once.

Sean Bean: Die at least ten times in every Stage.

Smeltal the Metal: Develop Steel Tools or machines.

Beam me up, Scotty!: Develop a working teleportation device.

Incredibly attractive: Get sucked into a black Hole.

Friendzone: Orbit a black hole.

Agar.io: Kill ten Microbes by engulfing.

Counterstrike: Kill ten Microbes by shooting toxins.

Wait, that’s not possible!: Develop a working FTL drive.

I am Groot.: Reach Aware Stage with a plant species.

We don’t need no education: Skip the Tutorial.

Copyright Problems: Evolve to a Species from Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica or Babylon 5.

Playing God: Start a new game fifty times.

"No Sports": Develop an average fat species.

Pastafari: Let your species worship the flying Spaghetti Monster.

Parasite time! Or symbiote, if you want to go that way.

Gut Feeling: Enter a macroscopic organism’s microbiome.
Hitchhiker’s Guide: Go to another planet by hitching a ride in the microbiome.
Micro-Resistance: Survive to reproduce in a cybernetic microbiome.

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Friendly Fire - Burn an ally’s city to the ground.
Cry for Help - Get an ally to destroy another faction.
Down to earth - Get your creature deep underground.
Speed Limit - Reach a higher velocity than 200km/h while running, flying or swimming.
Goat Cultists - Develop a religion that worships horned creatures.
Dumb Design - Create a creature doomed by its design.
Engulfer - Kill more than 60 microbes through engulfing.
Impaler - Kill more than 60 microbes using a predatory pilus
Toxicist - Kill more than 60 microbes utilizing toxins.

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ally’s
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sorry I just had to fix those

Dammit. I originally wrote allied but I changed the phrasing and I must’ve not noticed that. It’s fixed now.

The Cycle: Have your nation collapse after a rise to dominance. [Industrial+]
The Cycle Continues: Rise after your nation has collaped. [Society+]
Chinese Legacy: Have your nation rise and collapse 5 times in the same game. [Society+]
Ortum Imperii: Have your nation conquer most of the world [Society].
Ruina Imperii: Have your nation collapse after conquering most of the world [Society].
History Repeats Itself: Make the same fatal mistake twice [All Stages]

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Belly Of The Beast: Enter the body of a multicellular (Or greater) creature. [Microbial]

David And Goliath: Enter the body of a multicellular (Or greater) creature… And kill it. [Microbial]

’Tis But A Flesh Wound: Completely loose a limb and survive. [Multicellular+]

Praise The Sun!: Found or convert to a religion based around the sun. [Society+]

Gandhi: Get nuked by a nation that seemed friendly. [Industial]

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Houston, we have a problem
Build an air filter out of all day machines.

Hacker
Get all Achievements including this one.
(Tip: Doesn’t work!!)

Your Time is now
Name your Species “John Cena”

Your Time was then
Name your Species “John Cena Killer”

*Bueraucracy issues"
Go extinct because Bueraucracy stopped someone from warning your Government about the big Meteor coming towards you. [Industrial+]

Inception
Make your species develop a game called Thrive.

What if they had a Mirror
Fire a devastating Laser on a Planet full of Glass.
(Yes, they actually do exist)

Einstein was right
Travel through time using FTL drives.

Achievement Microbe
Get all Achievements available in Microbe Stage.

Nyarlathotep
Develop a species that changes shape.

42
Reach Ascension.

Deity
Let a species in Tribal worship you.

*Achievement King"
Get all Achievements Excluding this one and “Hacker”

God, I am bad at witty titles. But we lack a few achievements that require medium effort, so here we go:

Nope, we are going back!
Evolve a fully aquatic creature in the Aware stage after already reaching one fully terrestrial generation (No large bodies of water needed for reproduction, can breathe for an unlimited amount of time without external contact with water etc.) in your evolutionary history.

The Great Crusade
Re-unify your stellar empire after it fractured into atleast four (well, we can turn this up as far as we want, depending on how challenging we want this achievement to be) different empires, which stayed independend for an extended period of time.

Affix bayonets!
Win a battle on a planetary surface during space stage while outnumbering your enemy atleast 5:1 and suffer atleast five times as many casualities among your infantery as your enemy.

And one just for the lulz:

Why did we even bother?
Domesticate a species with lower maximal speed and carrying weight than your species, to be used as mounts

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Title suggestion for the first one: Landsick

Survival Of The Fittest: Kill another creature.

Run of the mill:
Play an entire game without getting any achievements

An Eye for an Eye:
Fatally wound a creature after it fatally wounds you

A bit late, eh?:
Become multicellular in the sea while there are already land dwelling creatures

A plan well thought out:
Run out of fossil fuels before your species develops an alternative energy source

I feel like “An Eye for an Eye” would suit this better

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Cravings - Kill and eat 50 members of a single species in one game.

Battle scars - Survive and recover from a serious injury.

The bigger they are - Successfully hunt a species many times your size.

Cleanup crew - Only eat by scavenging from corpses as a carnivorous species.

It wasn’t meant to be - Have your species go extinct from a game ending natural disaster.

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i recommend changing the Battle scars achievement to Zenkai Boost

Oh yes, I am enjoying this idea.
I’ma just contribute my two cents.

The Sun is a Deadly Laser: Die to radiation before the creation of an ozone layer. (Microbe)
Artificial Sunshine: Survive for 10 minutes on bioluminecent light using a chloroplast. (Microbe)

Assimilate: Incorporate a foreign microbe into your colony. (Multicellular)

Gotta Go Fast: Create a species able to exceed 75mph while running. (Aware)
Lizard People: Create a reptilian species named Mark Zuckerberg. (Aware)
Kids These Days: Create a creature with a devolved brain from previous generations. (Aware)

Fire Bad: Go through the Awakened stage without discovering fire. (Awakened)
He Shall Be My Squishy: Domesticate the baby of a dangerous creature. (Awakened+)

Thrill of the Hunt: Personally hunt and kill 60 creatures. (Society)
The Great Crusade: Launch a religious war to take back land your nation used to own. (Society)

Tonight We are Young: Extinct your species by overheating the planet with greenhouse gasses. (Industrial)
One Small Step: Step foot on a moon of your world. (Industrial)
Arms Race: Focus technology developement on weaponry during an armistice. (Industrial)
Not So Primitive: Successfully survive a hostile alien invasion. (Industrial)
They Should Make a Movie About This: Genetically revive an extinct species. (Industrial+)

SciFi is Unrealistic: Receive a disease outbreak originating on a foreign world. (Space)
Death Sticks: Have an illegal drug trade develop in the space stage. (Space)
Galactic Federation: Form a faction with a dozen nations from foreign planets. (Space)
Fish in a Barrel: Succeed in a hostile invasion of an industrial world. (Space)
Phone Home: Strand a member of your species on a foreign world housing sapient life. (Space)
Resistance is Futile: Forcibly augment a foreign sapient species with cybernetics. (Space)
Apple of Eden: Have a society stage species uncover a hidden archive you created. (Space)

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Thats a lot of two cents, i’m impressed!

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heya here we kinda re did the achievements in discord so im gonna post mine here kay (this comment will be edited once i locate and find my achievement ideas)

Achievement
“Narotiza”
Play through the game as a pitiful worm creature

“Day of the Triffids” - become a plantimal/ carnivorous plant

“Perfectly balanced as all things should be” - Kill off half the species in your game

“The Eternal Doctrine”
Wipe out all sentient life in the galaxy except members of your species - Icon would be a Star Control II Kohr-Ah (this is a star control reference if you don’t get it look up eternal doctrine on ultronomicon )

“literally Hitler” - Nuff said really

“Tiberian sun” Find tiberium on a planet and remenants of a race whom had two warring factions fighting over the substance (very obvious Command and conquer reference)
maybe not actual tiberium but a similar substance

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On the third one, I liked Brother Roga’s name of the achievement more.
“I call that mercy.” Successfully destroy at least 50% of all species on your planet in any stage of the game.

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Shouldn’t that be that you need to destroy at least 50% of all life in your galaxy?

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