ERB is the norm: create a nation where disputes are resolved with rap battles.
Batman is here: evolve a sapien flying mammal.
I’m Superman: play as a gigantic robotic species.
Drew Durnil would like this: watch how the world descend into a Battle Royale of nations.
I’m so big i need two heads: in society stage, divide your empire in two parts.
I need another two heads: divide every part of your already divided empire in two parts each.
Feudalism, here i go: invent feudalism.
Achieve this: win this secret achievement.
From nobody to nightmare: in industrial stage, make a third world country become a menace for the world.
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So basically belgium. From the weimar republic with ultra-high inflation to a totalitarian empire.
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Superpotato: Domesticate a staple crop that yields 30 million calories per acre per year (society/industrial)
Grocery diversity: Domesticate 50 crops in your homeplanet
5th hybrid: Cross-breed 5 species you found in your home planet into a single species
Muscles beat metals: Use a domesticated animal to take down a mechanical vehicle of the same size or greater
Symbolic inertia: Keep the symbol of one ideology in your flag while you now have another
Triconsonant roots: Have a language that inserts conjugation inside the verbs
Arm jump: Don’t be close to the galaxys center and colonise a star in another (the nearest) arm of the galaxy
Freedom units: Be the most developed country, but use base units different from rest of the planet
Anti sattelite weapon: Shoot a sattelite from ground
Despecialised: Lose a technology after you killed all the people of one occupation in a cast war
Assasins are a daily part of life: Ascend with all your rulers assasinated, not died in battle or retired(society/ascension)
Not hungry for power: After a former succesful monarch refuses to come back from his retirement[1], torture him until he swears to return with the same performance and your species is unable to break promises
Carnivore carnivore carnivore: Feed on carnivores that feed on carnivores
Efficient photosynthesis: Evolve c4 photosynthesis
Cyborg bacteria*: Evolve to use cadmium and sunlight to make acetic acid and make glucose from acetic acid
First oxgen breather: Be the first organism to develop oxygen resistance
Non lawk rusticyanin: After the great oxygenation, generate atp by oxydising a metal other than iron and one which which rusts only in its surface (extend your roots into metal deposits)
Revenge of the sulfur world: As a creature that doesn’t breathe oxygen, hunt a creature that does
The highest electronegativity: Use florine instead of oxygen
Ocean floor feeder: Feed from 5 whale carcasses in one lifetime
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and you don’t like the new one with lower stats ↩︎
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The people believe this is magic: As a democracy, start funding “magic researchers” .
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- No sci fi challenge: Ascend without discovering anything beyond current human technology
- Desert planet: Make a space colony in a planet that doesn’t have any water and you have to bring it from outside
- No prime minister: Make a democracy where all the ministers are equal
- Giving a second chance: Collect dna samples and revive an alien species that destroyed itself
- To much population: Employ 200.000 experimentetive archeologists to understand how an extinct medieval alien civ did metalurgy
- Basil the bulgar slayer: When you defeat an army, don’t kill or be nice to them. Cut their body parts and send the soldiers back home so that they’ll be a burden to the rest of their society.
- Gombe chimpanzee war: Eradicate a rival tribe (aware/awakening)
- Athenian overlord: Collect money in an allience saying you would use it to build an army but actually do whatever you want
- Nato protection: Be in an allience that protects you and spend less than 2% of your gdp on defense while there is another country in that allience that spends 3% or more
- Consumptive consumation: Have a deadly reproduction
- I do it best: Don’t automate anything until ascension, do all the micromanaging yourself
- Volcanic homes: Dig tuff to build cities
- The ultimate safety: Secretly replace the nukes of every country with ones that aren’t functional
- Tesla is up to something: Use 25% of global electricity in one science fair
- Dutch disease: Have an economic collapse after you run out of your natural resource
- Here throws the epic: Move 1 kilometer in air as a species that can’t normally fly
- Ready to fly: Give birth in air, and your baby starts flying
- Ground cooperation: Make an allience with 5 pre space stage civilisations to resist the invasion of a space stage empire
- How dare you: Get attacked by an allience which you were a founding member of
- Extraterrestrial help: Make an allience with aliens in a world war (industrial stage)
- Collectionist: Abduct every species in the galaxy
- Devs pick: Have your homeplanet and the creatures in it enter the “featured” category in revolutionary games website
- Luddite: Destroy over 150 tool shacks of enemy tribes
- Thirty Tyrants: Defeat a democracy and give the administration to tyrants
- Ceaser was popular: Kill a dictator and your country turns to a permenant monarchy
- Bigger senate better?: Switch from a democracy to oligarchy but there are now more oligarchs than there were senetors[1]
- Sanjak system: Have your monarchs appoint all of their kids as governers to cities and there is a civil war to determine who ascends to the throne every time the current monarch dies
- WAR! YEAH!: Declare war to your neighbor to increase your public approval(an example of how a species’s biology/history impacts gameplay)
- Economic race: Whichever city generates the most income per capita becomes the ruler of the whole country, and this keeps being repeated
- Mobile sea: As a sea species, colonise another sea when a massive tsunami carries you there
- Quick development: Ascend 10 thousand years after entering society stage or less
- Slow development :Mark the year 1 million in a calender which existed in its year 0
- Anubis: Become a half ascended being
- Colorless gardens: Enter society stage before flowering plants evolve
- Multivegger: Use the fruit, leaves and roots of the same plant as food
- We have achieved canada: Have maple syrup as your staple crop
- Bigger avacado: As a plant, evolve to have 10 cm diameter seeds in your fruits
- Law in a non constitutional democracy: Don’t have a criminal code. Persecute only events that cause public outrage.
- Too speedy to be left alive: Add a flagellum in each generation and than survive one more generation after being completely surrounded with them
- Aerial corvus: Transport people from your air vehicle to enemy’s air vehicle
- Boredom: Turn around yourself 250 times (aware/awakening)
- Constant masquerade ball: Have a society which greatly values anonimity and everyone wears a mask in public which makes them unidentifiable
- Hive chimera: Make a hive mind from two different species
- Tax haven: Attract investment by taxing international businesses less than other countries
- Tsunami digger: Fly towards a tsunami, swim through it and exit from the other side
- You get the wings, I get the tail: As a flying organism, get into a symbiotic relationship with another flying organism. Then become so depended on each other that neither of you can fly on your own
- Sea cow: Lactate as a sea organism
- Prefering fish: As a non aquatic/amphibian civilisation, only domesicate sea creatures
- Prefering birds: Only domesticate creatures that can fly
- Exotic ox: Plow your fields with a flying[2] or a swimming[3] organism
- Sky cities: Build your cities exclusively on flying organisms
- Sky bajau: As a creature that can’t fly, get the sky cities achievement
- Stationary bees: Give plants nectars so that they’ll carry your gametes to far away places with their root network and you don’t have to travel that far to reproduce
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LAWDKI is here: evolve a creature that lives in an ammonia world.
Silicone is the best: evolve a silicone creature.
Strange unions: develop a civilization that is a combination of the roman empire and the inca empire.
You did it: obtain secret achievement #2
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Achievement chain one: Get every achievement not in the achievement chain.
Achievement chain two: get achievement chain one
Achievement chain three: get achievement chain two.
Here we go: Start the game
Achievement getter: Get an achievement
What was that?: Get an achievement for getting an achievement
Is this a joke?: No, you just got three achievements. I mean four. Welcome to the game of uncountably[1] many achievements
- x percenter: Get x% of achievements. (could be for every 10 percent)
- Snap elector: Have the shortest time between elections[2](compared to the other states) in your planet where 50% or more of countries are democracies
- Consul[3] apprenticeship: Choose the vice president in every election. He becomes the president in the next election, and the current one steps down.
- Grox?: Colonise all the stars around the galactic center and none at the outer edge
- Not to me, idiot: Try to bribe a tribe into attacking a civ, resulting in both of them attacking you
- Exotic lands: Have 2/3rds of the lands you took this campaingning season be lands you didn’t know about (blurred on the map)
- Getting used to fallout now: Go through 3 global nuclear winters and recover before space stage
- Mustache vandalism: Say that an election was stolen, storm the capital and and draw a mustache on the presidential portrait in the presidential palace
- Fossil potential: Buy fossil fuels from another country, then pump those underground in your country. Then switch to another energy source and decide to not use the fuel you purchased. Then for some reason your new energy source becomes unusable and you burn the fossil fuels you purchased all those years ago
- Fossil hoarder: Burn 50% of the fossi fuels in your planet even though you own the reserves for 5% or less
- Climate change experiment: Make an experiment to test whether the global climate can really be changed. Get the suspicions confirmed and make the situation worse
- William magelssen: Justify an attack on a country by saying your representetive was killed, later it turns out he received a minor injury and fainted
- Decityisation: Turn from a sedentary civilisation to a nomadic culture
- I now have a new head. Or body?: Make the first succesful brain transplant
- Neighborful: Border all the other countries in your planet
- Neighborphilia: Border all the countries in your planet without being in the top 10 largest countries by land area
- United nations, anyone?: Be the first country to discover all other countries in your planet
- Cosmic diplomacyer: Be the first world to make contact with all the space stage worlds
- Cosmic dediplomacyation: Have 25% of space stage worlds not be the the worlds you met after you met all the space stage worlds
- What could attract such a response: Have all the (sentient life bearing) solar systems in the galaxy send relativistic(or faster) kill vehicles to your homeplanet
- Why doesn’t this go where I want it to: Make contact with an alien world after you changed (the direction the relativistic vehicle they sent) was going and they came to investigate
- Piratecension: Complete the game in pirate speech
- Mahsa amini: Have an uprising against the dress code
- Sun tsu would be proud: Only engage in fair wars with states weaker than you and use trickery in wars with states stronger than you before space stage
- Standardised birth: Have a society where every person is born in the same day every year
- Politicised natality: Discriminate people born in the (what is the opposite of sacred?) mourning days in your religion/ideology
- Antinatalism: Have a long period of not making new babies before ascencion or extinction
- Stubborn crusader: Create a state with control of a holy city by launching a crusade. Do this three times, with the state being destroyed after the first two times (society stage)
- Reconquista: Double your land area by taking back a land that belonged to you and changed hands only once
- Rereconquista: Do reconquista twice on the same land
- Giant toy car: Make cars just like toy cars, the engine has an elastic material which stores poential energy. And in the gas station equivalent, it is removed and a loaded one is plugged, like a battery
- Failing to land: Without flight, jump in a mountain and the ground curves under you close to the way you fall for 15 seconds
- The inventer must have died or something i donnow its fair use: Clone a person whose dna’s copyright is expired
- The great banana event: As a creature shaped like a banana, charge at another creature, have that brawl end in a draw and exit the scene doing backflips
- Stormalong harbor: Have a harbor with no connection to any land be used by pirates
- Urban atoll: Survive as a non aquatic/amphibian civilisation after the island you were on sank
- Fertiliser pet: Put diepers on wild animals to collect nitrogen for your farmlands
- Alcibiades: Convict your general mid campaign and he switches to the enemy side
- Maxing bad relations: Break every sacred law and insult a country with every non violent means possible
- Savoyard crusade: Campaign in a country, save an imprisoned monarch, put it back to the throne of another country, then return to your own country
- I wonder how are they: Have a land empire with land in two different landmasses and no boats to connect them for 100 years without the two places seperating into two countries
- Saint with a heretical past: Become the religous leader or a deified person to a religion after at some point having converted half of their followers to another religion
- Eye-ee: Make a creature whose 25% of surface area is made from eyes
- Sprouting colossus: As a sessile non photosynthesiser grow to be 20 meters long on top of a dead animal
- Stationary intelligence: Enter awakening stage as a creature that is sessile in one of its metamorphosis stages
- Tree xenamorph: Your creature grows in trees
- World war z: Have people climb a wall by stacking on top of each other
- Just so long long as you promise not to massacre all of us: Promise you won’t massacre all of them and enter a city peacefully. Then massacre all of them, like the mamertines
- Regulus: Be released in the condition that you will convince your country to surrender. Don’t do that, and return to be tortured to death.
- Mad king: Remove a monarch from throne citing his mental illness or erratic behavior
- Soft roof: Make tents until space stage
- Devil worshipper: Start worshipping what used to be the bad guy in your religion
- Kann ich habe eine glass von wasser bitte: Catch an enemy spy because he used the wrong article
- Penny farthing: Make a vehicle that has a large central wheel and a center of gravity above that
- Grumman X-29: Make a plane that has backward wings
- Permenant glider: Have a species that always stays in the air by using parachutes and geysers
- Stray crowd: Have a stray animal (that is also a pet) have a population more than your species
- Techno aztects: Replace human sacrifice with robot sacrifice
- Genealogic memeology: Have a society where people are named after scientific theories, laws and cultural practices. Einstein’s kid, “General relativity” is very famous. He gives lectures in universities every year. “Aether”, although disproved, is still a name given to new people, because of its historic significance. If you kill the person named “thou shall not kill your neighbor”, then murder becomes legal. People generaly run away from people named after a dad joke.
- Value in walls: Buy or sell a planet whose price comes 50% or more from the grafiti its buildings are covered with
- Bulgarian house: Make a building which is smaller in the bottom and wider at the the top
- Planetscraper: Make a building which starts at the surface, goes through the planet and has another enterance on the other side of the planet
- Planetopolis: Have your ecumenopolis consume all the planet (including its core)
- Molten rock? Don’t mind if I do: Use all the geothermal energy in your planet
- Ubiquitous threat: Have all your cities sieged at the same time (you have 3 or more) and you haven’t lost a city since the start of war
- This mountain makes me sleepy: Die in a mountain because the atmosphere there is so thin that you can’t breathe (aware/awakening)
- Heavy accessory: Have a creature whose armour/clothe makes 50% of its weight
- Bowling ball skateboard experiment: Have a creature in a low gravity planet which hols onto the ground and swings its body which looks like a ball-and-chain flail and then releases the ground to move to the intended destination
- Desaharafication: Increase the albido of a region to attract monsoon rains and to shrink a desert
- Great green wall: Plant forests to prevent a desert from growing (society stage)
- Desert manhole: Redirect a river and now it disapears into the ground instead of going to the sea, but your underground aquifers are being replenished
- Obligate seasonal city: Build a city next to a river and the city is inhabited only in the seasons when the river isn’t dry
- Bioweapon lynching: Have inhabitants of different species break the windows and throw in water/chemical baloons to a building in which there is a hydro/chemophobic species, and police arrives to disperse the angry crowd (space stage)
- Tornado dogfight: Use a tornado to have a fast turn during a dogfight
- Mist drinker: Have a species (which is larger than 1/2 meters) that takes 80% of its water intake from the mist condensed on grass or leaves
- Stuck ant: Get stuck inside a water drop and die/wait it to evaporate
- Interdimensional monstrosity: Start the ascension machine but it malfuncions and accidently summons cthulhu
- Baby hitler: Prevent a war with time travel and baby killing
- Planned economy failure: Make bread cheaper than wheat, and farmers start feeding bread to their cows
- Council of Pisa: After two people claimed a position of power, make a council to decide which one of them should be, resulting in three contestants
- Artificial cosmic censorship: Slow the speed of light to prevent (the news that there are now 3 people claiming to be the pope) from reaching the other parts of your theocratic empire which would shatter to pieces
- Toclafane barnacle: Use time travel to visit the time after the last star died and you were attacked by resilient beings which you accidentaly brought back in time while you escaped from there
- Riding the storm: Make a sandstorm or blizzard powered vehicle
- Hive survivor: Have one robot carry the minds of 1 million people after most of the other hive mind bodies didn’t survive[4]
- Hive ultra survivor: Have one hive mind robot carry 1 quadrilion people’s minds
- Milk drinker: Drink 100 thousand liters of milk in a single lifetime (aware/awakening)
- Milk bat: Feed only on other species’s milk
- I don’t want to go: Have 24 billion heart beats per lifetime
- Cake nationalism: Have a society/industrial stage where flags are drawn on cakes. Instead of war flag, there is war cake. Instead of half mast, there is half as high cake. States declare independendence by making their own cakes. People don’t burn flags to insult other nations, they throw their cakes to their faces.
- Hat revolution: Have a revolution. Before/during the revolution, wearing a certain kind of hat means “I will revolt as well”, but there may be false positives.
- Castilian War: Have a war between 4 different cultures
- Straight through the mountains: Form a trade route with blimps before space stage
Soft power is necesary: Create an hegemonic empire.
This land is mine: Create a territorial empire.
Feudalism is the new thing: Create a feudal empire.
Colonyoscopy: Create a colonial empire
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Not to be rude, but on what planet do colonoscopy and colonialism relate?
In NS there’s an issue about colonies called “Colonyoscopy”, i forgot the “y”…fixing it.
First achiever: Be the first person to get an achievement
The most first achiever: Be the person who got the most achievements for the first time (after all the achievements were achieved by at least by one person)
Average earliest achiever: Lets say there are achievements 1,2,3 etc… And you are the 4th person to get the 1st one, 15th person to get the second one and 7th person to get the third one. Add those numbers, 4+15+7=26. Everyone has a number like this. Be the person with the lowest of this number.
Achievement pro: In a multiplayer server, get all three of the achevements above
Meeting of the pros: Get the achievement “achievement pro” and encounter another player who got that achievement in another multiplayer server
The oxus now flows to the aral sea: While the invasion fleet is coming, change the direction of the river so that it flows to another sea, leaving the ships immobile on the ground
Hey where are you going: Declare war on a country which has a lake (with no ships in it) and land your planes on that lake (have air superiority to do that). Build a floating castle and bomb the rest of that country from there.
The land people vs the sea people: Have a castle that is being sieged during the low tide with land units and you resuply it during the high tide with ships
Portable inundation: Move a lot of ships to a river, but make the last one explode, the landslide it causes blocks the river and the land floods[1], allowing you to siege the cities with your ships from every direction
The atlantic wall was breached by nature: After a glacier retreated[2] and the water in the glacial lake behind it was released to the ocean in the form of a river[3], move your ships upstream before the riverflow ends and park your ships to the ground as the lakes water level drops. Congratilations, you made the normandy landing in the center of france
Trojan horse: do the trojan horse thing and they haven’t suspected it might be a trap
Beekeeper: Don’t farm, use a species that makes food for you (and you don’t consume that species)
Dental pad: Have teeth only on the lower jaw or only in the upper jaw
A snails weakness: Kill a creature by throwing salt at it
Sid on lava: Stand on a floating rock on lava and (survive that) get back to solid ground (aware/awakening)(your species can’t fly)
Oops: Roll a snowball and it grows into an avalanche
Venzenulon 9: Enter a dead or alive animal’s body to stay warm in a planet with very cold nights
Muddy: Cover yourself with mud which is your clothes
Pterodactyl with machine guns: Equip a flying mount with industrial stage weapons
Skating hooves: Evolve ice skates to move on ice
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If every achievement in this thread was put into the game, there wouldnt be a second where someone wasnt getting blasted with achievement completion notifications.
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I think that the people that post in this thread are aware that not all of our achievements would appear in the game, so, we are throwing ideas like crazy to see if one of them stick.
Oh, of course! Keep doing what you’re doing, its interesting to see all of the possible achievements that might get put in the game sometime. It really makes the later stages seem just a little closer.
In my prime: Become the (next prime number) person to get every achievement.
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New divide: watch how your empire is divided for the second time.
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Darwins achievement: die
description: that’s just survival of the fittest for ya - probably Charles Darwin 2022
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The Darwin Awards: Die in some stupid way such as nuking yourself, blowing up your moon as a power display, and making all the rocks fall on your planet and kill you, or having your civilization die to a predator you should definitely have been able to kill, but didn’t due to it being an endangered species.
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Anti-Darwin award: find ways to increase your population by any means.
Russia would love this: invent vodka.
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