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Predator and Prey
Hunt and kill a predator that had once hunted you. -
How the Tables Have Turned
Drive a predator to extinction that had once hunted you. -
You Going to Finish That?
Scavenge a corpse you didn’t hunt. -
Scavenger Pro
Consume only scavanged meat in a life time. -
Road Kill
Trample another creature. -
Road Kill Burger
Eat a creature you trampled. -
The Long Haul
Evolve a way of carrying large amounts of food/water. -
A Slow Death
Using venom, hunt and kill a creature. -
You Fool!
Use poison kill a predator that tried to eat you. -
I Didn’t Read the Label
Die from eating a poisonous creature. -
Efficient Toxins
Evolve a fast acting Poison or Venom.
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Well worth the time: Invent nothing
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This is fine: Evolve a creature that can withstand fire
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Easily the worst stage: Completely skip the tribal stage
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Rolling rolling rolling: Evolve a creature with no limbs
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Accurate timescale: Take 24 hours to complete microbial
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This one made me laugh pretty hard, congratulations.
Anyhow I’ll pop in here:
“Smeltal The Meltal”
Get too close to a hydrothermal vent in the multicellular stage and boil to death
“I got this!”
Kill a cell with toxins while it’s being engulfed by another cell
“Truly a plant”
Evolve a microbe with a chloroplast, a nitrogen fixing plastid and a cell wall.
“Bluegrass and fungus”
Evolve a blue eukaryotic microbe with a chitin cell wall, and a chloroplast and a nitrogen fixing plastid.
“Pac-Man cell”
Eat 10 bacteria within 10 seconds.
“Honey I’m home!” Or “Gap in the fossil record”
Return to a patch your species previously went extinct in.
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I hope #5 never happens though, thats a long time for just one stage.
That’s why it’s an achievement. An achievement isn’t just a joke that’ll pop up on your screen with some obscure reference when you’re playing normally, it’s something you’ll need to put effort in. (you need to achieve it)
A lot of achievements in modern games disagree with you. I also think we should have some “guaranteed” achievements like getting to a new stage.
Yeah I agree with how some achievements should be guaranteed, but at least those ones require some effort, not just coincidentally making a creature with 42 cells and getting 3 achievements at the same time. I feel like most achievements should be grindable (so no “get hit by a meteor destroying your playthrough”, since it’s mostly luck, and you can’t really put an effort in getting save for making a save game with a very low difficulty level but a high chance for meteors (if custom difficulties are added)), and while some should be added that you can get just by playing the game (reach stage X or kill 500 creatures total and the like), they should not be too much. Portal 2 does this very well, by having a couple achievements you can get by normal playing, a couple where you have to do something specific (I.E. Pturretdactyl: Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret), and some secret achievements (I.E. Ship Overboard: Discover the missing experiment)
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The plan is you shouldn’t be forced to advance to the next stage so if someone wants to stay in one stage for ages they can and we will support that. (Though each editor entry is a Certain amount of in game time , so we may just kill you off after a certain point because your star died) but that would take some time.
New achievement
“Goodbye Old Friend”
-Play until your starting planet is swallowed by it’s star
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Fresh Air: As a cave-dwelling sapient, establish a society center above ground.
Atlantis: As a non-aquatic sapient, establish a society center in an open ocean.
Nirvana Fallacy: Don’t build any fuel-consuming power plants until the development of nuclear fusion.
Flat Earther: Remove all mountains on your homeworld.
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The Meat is red: Become omnivorous after previously being a herbivore. (Aware Stage)
Kitty got claws: Develop keratin claws on your phalangeal structures. (Aware Stage)
A Brave New World: Discover a tribe from an entirely separate cultural hearth. (Awakening Stage)
Ride of the Valkyrie: Fight and win your first closely matched battle. (ie. high casualties on each side). (Awakening Stage)
#this achievement would be a good addition to the game as it would reward risky gameplay that otherwise may be naturally avoided for low chances.
The Golden Horde: Destroy an entire empire as a nomadic horde. (Awakening Stage)
#this achievement would be a good addition to the game as it would incentivize staying a nomadic group instead of trying to rush to an urban civilization(perhaps more realistic).
Trusted Lifeform: Encounter a species named after a developer. (You need to see the species name to get the acheivement)
Micro Musketeer: Evolve both toxins and pili.
The Wasteland Calls: Survive for 1 generation in a post-apocalyptic biome.
Worldbuilder: Create names (either common or scientific) for every species in your patch.
Convergent Evolution: Find an alien species with an evolutionary distance of 600 MP or less from your species.
Just Glue Some Gears on It: Become more advanced than humans with over 70% of your energy being stored as mechanical or chemical energy. AKA steampunk.
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Chuck Norris: Get from Microbial Stage to Space Stage without dying once.
Sean Bean: Die at least ten times in every Stage.
Smeltal the Metal: Develop Steel Tools or machines.
Beam me up, Scotty!: Develop a working teleportation device.
Incredibly attractive: Get sucked into a black Hole.
Friendzone: Orbit a black hole.
Agar.io: Kill ten Microbes by engulfing.
Counterstrike: Kill ten Microbes by shooting toxins.
Wait, that’s not possible!: Develop a working FTL drive.
I am Groot.: Reach Aware Stage with a plant species.
We don’t need no education: Skip the Tutorial.
Copyright Problems: Evolve to a Species from Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica or Babylon 5.
Playing God: Start a new game fifty times.
"No Sports": Develop an average fat species.
Pastafari: Let your species worship the flying Spaghetti Monster.
Parasite time! Or symbiote, if you want to go that way.
Gut Feeling: Enter a macroscopic organism’s microbiome.
Hitchhiker’s Guide: Go to another planet by hitching a ride in the microbiome.
Micro-Resistance: Survive to reproduce in a cybernetic microbiome.
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Friendly Fire - Burn an ally’s city to the ground.
Cry for Help - Get an ally to destroy another faction.
Down to earth - Get your creature deep underground.
Speed Limit - Reach a higher velocity than 200km/h while running, flying or swimming.
Goat Cultists - Develop a religion that worships horned creatures.
Dumb Design - Create a creature doomed by its design.
Engulfer - Kill more than 60 microbes through engulfing.
Impaler - Kill more than 60 microbes using a predatory pilus
Toxicist - Kill more than 60 microbes utilizing toxins.
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ally’s
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sorry I just had to fix those
Dammit. I originally wrote allied but I changed the phrasing and I must’ve not noticed that. It’s fixed now.
The Cycle: Have your nation collapse after a rise to dominance. [Industrial+]
The Cycle Continues: Rise after your nation has collaped. [Society+]
Chinese Legacy: Have your nation rise and collapse 5 times in the same game. [Society+]
Ortum Imperii: Have your nation conquer most of the world [Society].
Ruina Imperii: Have your nation collapse after conquering most of the world [Society].
History Repeats Itself: Make the same fatal mistake twice [All Stages]
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Belly Of The Beast: Enter the body of a multicellular (Or greater) creature. [Microbial]
David And Goliath: Enter the body of a multicellular (Or greater) creature… And kill it. [Microbial]
’Tis But A Flesh Wound: Completely loose a limb and survive. [Multicellular+]
Praise The Sun!: Found or convert to a religion based around the sun. [Society+]
Gandhi: Get nuked by a nation that seemed friendly. [Industial]
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Houston, we have a problem
Build an air filter out of all day machines.
Hacker
Get all Achievements including this one.
(Tip: Doesn’t work!!)
Your Time is now
Name your Species “John Cena”
Your Time was then
Name your Species “John Cena Killer”
*Bueraucracy issues"
Go extinct because Bueraucracy stopped someone from warning your Government about the big Meteor coming towards you. [Industrial+]
Inception
Make your species develop a game called Thrive.
What if they had a Mirror
Fire a devastating Laser on a Planet full of Glass.
(Yes, they actually do exist)
Einstein was right
Travel through time using FTL drives.
Achievement Microbe
Get all Achievements available in Microbe Stage.
Nyarlathotep
Develop a species that changes shape.
42
Reach Ascension.
Deity
Let a species in Tribal worship you.
*Achievement King"
Get all Achievements Excluding this one and “Hacker”