Achievements

“Would you like help?”…

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What if clippy was an evil mastermind all along, and with his attitude he lured all those who fear the more recently developed “helpers”, when he himself is little different from them on the inside?

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Caramel Airdrop - Be in a biome where Glucose meteors are currently falling (full credit to @C009 for this).

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Is it a nuke? - Be in a biome struck by an uranium meteorite

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Purple Rain - Be in a biome struck by a Phosphate meteor.

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Rocks and sticks - Start a war after an apocalypse

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*and who have layers.

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Don’t most vertebrates already have layers to their skin?

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the joke is that ogres having layers is a meme.

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What does it really mean by “layers”? To their mind?

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probably that. though given how Shrek inadvertently compares himself to an onion…

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I don’t think ogres are planimals.
What would a “layered mind” even be? Could the player be able to make a species with specifically such a feature?

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I think he meant layers to his psyche…

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I suppose then you could perhaps become a “shrek” with the “control an individual” mode for strategy stages.

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You monster: Kill more people than belgium

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE: Go extinct due to an AI

Sticks and stones may break my bones: Take permanent damage

Interstellar Nomad: genetically engineer a species to push it back to Aware or lower

The guidelines of physics: create your first sci-fi invention

Time Travel!: experience severe time dilation

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Did you mean to say “Belgium” there?

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No, i meant to say a certain german world leader

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I see. But what if someone is playing as an eusocial species? For such a kin those numbers would be like a few hives/nests.

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Ohhh I didn’t think of that

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Eh maybe it’d just count hives as individuals instead.

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