Bad/joke suggestion thread

[StringShred10D (QuarkMelter9000)]

Here’s some bad ideas for the game

New spawn origin: Random quantum fluctuations
Through random quantum fluctuations your organisms is created. It spawns in a new biome called outer space which has zero percent of each compound and the only way to survive is for random quantum fluctuations to spawn in a compound.

Ultra hardcore: dying in this mode deletes Thrive from your computer

Ultra Ultra Hardcore: dying in this mode permanently bricks your computer

New organelle Gun: uses iron to make bullets and one shots any cell that is hit by it

I’m just curious if yall have any more bad suggestions

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Smeltal The Meltal: Unlocks industrial+ for UCs

[domin2ktr]

ULTRA MEGA SUPER UNREAL HARDCORE!!!: When you die in the game, you die in real life.

Russian roulette on a galactic scale: every second there is a small chance that your entire species will die and you will lose the game.

Heart attack simulator: The simple gameover message has been replaced with a screamer.

Single-celled does not mean stupid!: give single-celled organisms the opportunity to advance through the stages up to ascension.

Who needs this metal of yours anyway?: Alternative metal-free technologies with which you can complete the entire game.

What is “liquid”?: Liquid-free life on a planet without any liquids.

Astrophobia: Your species absolutely refuses to leave the planet, and if forced to do so, it will die due to extreme stress.

From the Heart to the Sun: All the stars are shaped like the 4chan community’s and austrian painter favorite symbol.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Aware yet Spacial: Allow space whales to exist

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

ULTRA MEGA SUPER HYPER EXTRA GET REAL HARDCORE: When you die in the game, you building of residence explodes.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Ultimate Hardcore: If you die ingame, the universe ceases to exist

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Ultimate+ Hardcore: When you die, the multiverse ceases to exist.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Ultimate Victory: If you ascend in-game, you become god in real life

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

EVERYTHING IS REAL NOW: All species, including AI, regardless of stage, are created intantly the first time they evolve.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Planet-rid: Removing a savefile deletes a planet irl

[StringShred10D (QuarkMelter9000)]

A feature that allows your creature to be a species that has its entire body in a toilet with only its head sticking out

An Ohio biome

Add subway surfers gameplay to help those with short attention spans

Add family guy clips also

Add iPad kids in game

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Sell the studio+game to Electronic Arts

[StringShred10D (QuarkMelter9000)]

Port the entire game to scratch as this would make it easier for people to understand the code

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Port it to the Wii for nostalgia related reasons.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Generator of Babel: Each time random name species generator is used, a new language becomes the main one for a group of people

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Master Belch.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Is this supposed to be a Mother series reference?

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Yes. Master Belch is an EarthBound boss, and yo need fly honey to beat him. You might not know this, so the fight can cause you a migraine.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Real life Spore: Every organism made in Thrive gets spawned on Earth

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Will is Wright - Have your species worship the creator of Spore.