Bad/joke suggestion thread

Here’s some bad ideas for the game

New spawn origin: Random quantum fluctuations
Through random quantum fluctuations your organisms is created. It spawns in a new biome called outer space which has zero percent of each compound and the only way to survive is for random quantum fluctuations to spawn in a compound.

Ultra hardcore: dying in this mode deletes Thrive from your computer

Ultra Ultra Hardcore: dying in this mode permanently bricks your computer

New organelle Gun: uses iron to make bullets and one shots any cell that is hit by it

I’m just curious if yall have any more bad suggestions

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Smeltal The Meltal: Unlocks industrial+ for UCs

2 Likes

ULTRA MEGA SUPER UNREAL HARDCORE!!!: When you die in the game, you die in real life.

Russian roulette on a galactic scale: every second there is a small chance that your entire species will die and you will lose the game.

Heart attack simulator: The simple gameover message has been replaced with a screamer.

Single-celled does not mean stupid!: give single-celled organisms the opportunity to advance through the stages up to ascension.

Who needs this metal of yours anyway?: Alternative metal-free technologies with which you can complete the entire game.

What is “liquid”?: Liquid-free life on a planet without any liquids.

Astrophobia: Your species absolutely refuses to leave the planet, and if forced to do so, it will die due to extreme stress.

From the Heart to the Sun: All the stars are shaped like the 4chan community’s and austrian painter favorite symbol.

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Aware yet Spacial: Allow space whales to exist

ULTRA MEGA SUPER HYPER EXTRA GET REAL HARDCORE: When you die in the game, you building of residence explodes.

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Ultimate Hardcore: If you die ingame, the universe ceases to exist

Ultimate+ Hardcore: When you die, the multiverse ceases to exist.

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Ultimate Victory: If you ascend in-game, you become god in real life

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EVERYTHING IS REAL NOW: All species, including AI, regardless of stage, are created intantly the first time they evolve.

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Planet-rid: Removing a savefile deletes a planet irl

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A feature that allows your creature to be a species that has its entire body in a toilet with only its head sticking out

An Ohio biome

Add subway surfers gameplay to help those with short attention spans

Add family guy clips also

Add iPad kids in game

Sell the studio+game to Electronic Arts

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Port the entire game to scratch as this would make it easier for people to understand the code

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Port it to the Wii for nostalgia related reasons.

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Generator of Babel: Each time random name species generator is used, a new language becomes the main one for a group of people

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Master Belch.

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Is this supposed to be a Mother series reference?

Yes. Master Belch is an EarthBound boss, and yo need fly honey to beat him. You might not know this, so the fight can cause you a migraine.

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Real life Spore: Every organism made in Thrive gets spawned on Earth

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Will is Wright - Have your species worship the creator of Spore.

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