Bad/joke suggestion thread

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

If you use cheats in-game, you will be shunned irl for the remaining duration of your life

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

If you use cheats in-game, you go to prison in real life.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

If you use cheats in-game, you must answer to the hardcore Thrive fans.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Settings allow you to modify your own brain.

[yyryy (Hello)]

Thrive but humans land on your planet and destroy the ecosystem while building factories.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Jumping in land habitats makes you jump irl

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

If you have enough muscles in the game, you can break reality in real life with your jumps.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

To swim in the game requires swimming irl to do the swimming action ingame

[Deathwake (i nuked zenzone and will never let him forget it)]

plot of factorio (i was going for a hive mind run.)

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

What would be the opposite to factorio then? A game about fighting a civ as “nature”?

[Deathwake (i nuked zenzone and will never let him forget it)]

this might be very incorrect i never finished it, but kinda like rainworld??

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Isn’t rainworld more about nature reclaiming the remnants of an once-great civ “passively” with even an ecosystem forming within the machinery?

[Deathwake (i nuked zenzone and will never let him forget it)]

i mean literally yes, but what i kinda feel like natural reclamation of a large machinery thing is pretty nature retaking of it. maybe i’m not getting what you were going for, maybe more like the nature has to kill the people building the stuff instead of waiting for them to belgium off

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You need to invent something irl to progress on the tech tree

[domin2ktr]

While you are playing thrive you cannot breathe automatically in irl, while the rate of metabolism associated with obtaining gases from the environment is associated with the speed of breathing irl.
Add the ability to smelt metal underwater using radioactive materials.
The size of your irl brain will depend on the brain size of the species you are playing as in thrive.
Add a lot of grind to the game and make it unbearably difficult, adding donations for in-game currency that can only be obtained by selling your soul to the devil,make mp obtainable only for donations.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Sell Thrive to EA, the overlords of Spore

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Revolutionary Studios decides to make Thrive closed source and it is no longer free. The game can only be bought with Cryptocurrency.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Revolutionary Games can’t have any revolutionary ideas

[domin2ktr]

The developers of Thrive decide to remake the game into a microbe simulator instead of developing other stages of the game.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You must poison yourself irl to develop toxins in game.