Bad/joke suggestion thread

A creationist mode where auto-evo is disabled

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Does the player have to do all the evo calculations then?

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Make a Forum Game where you have to do all the evo calculations in order to evolve life in the real world.

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Have the players need to purchase the mascots of each stage before they can start progressing in them.

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Any rocket you build in the game will be built in real life and launch exactly like you control it.

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Starting a war in thrive does accordingly irl

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Making peace in the game makes the world more peaceful in real life.

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That’d be very useful for sure…

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If there was such a rule in KSP, then in real life a rocket armageddon would begin.

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Have a thrive playthrough last as long as it’s real life equivalents.

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Have every law case in game be automatically recreated in objection.lol.

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Is “objection.lol” the actual program name?

Wasting time in Thrive wastes time in real life.

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If you’ve thrived, your life can only get worse irl.

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It’s this website where you can make your own Ace Attorney style objections. I’ve never played Ace Attorney, nor used objection.lol, but those videos have appeared in my recommended.

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Make pseudoscience real in thrive

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Modding Thrive modifies your own life.

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Uninstalling Thrive ends your life.

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The ability to transfer consciousness to thrive as in the movie “The Matrix”.

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Making Thrive a Tinderesque app

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