Bad/joke suggestion thread

Play as Nuclear Gandhi in Thrive.

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Every time you start a war in thrive, wars become more accepted by the populace irl

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Every time you evolve in thrive a random member of a specie near you has all of it’s cells mutate (honestly finding dead cancerous bugs all the time and not being able to rely on the external markings of species to tell if they’re poisonous sounds really lame)

Every time you choose not to evolve in Thrive a creationist is blessed by God (God isn’t real though he exist only for the purposes of trolling stuff with bad game mechanics)

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What can be the blessings?

Make a thrive movie with the narrator saying organelles in a funny way to get attention on the internet

That sure does sound familiar…

Playing the game without speaking the title first prevents you from Thriving.

Ypu first need x rank in the forum to get to x stage in the game.

Imagine if this was done in the game… :astonished_face:…as an April Fool’s joke! :joy:

Well that would need the forum accounts to be synchronized/connected with the game…

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Synchronizing the forum with the game allows you to enter and exit the game in real-life.

Via a portal would that be done?

Yes.

Also…

Changing your forum picture changes your life.

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Or maybe it changes your looks?

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