Bad/joke suggestion thread

Play as Nuclear Gandhi in Thrive.

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Every time you start a war in thrive, wars become more accepted by the populace irl

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Every time you evolve in thrive a random member of a specie near you has all of it’s cells mutate (honestly finding dead cancerous bugs all the time and not being able to rely on the external markings of species to tell if they’re poisonous sounds really lame)

Every time you choose not to evolve in Thrive a creationist is blessed by God (God isn’t real though he exist only for the purposes of trolling stuff with bad game mechanics)

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What can be the blessings?

Make a thrive movie with the narrator saying organelles in a funny way to get attention on the internet

That sure does sound familiar…

Playing the game without speaking the title first prevents you from Thriving.

Ypu first need x rank in the forum to get to x stage in the game.

Imagine if this was done in the game… :astonished_face:…as an April Fool’s joke! :joy:

Well that would need the forum accounts to be synchronized/connected with the game…

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Synchronizing the forum with the game allows you to enter and exit the game in real-life.

Via a portal would that be done?

Yes.

Also…

Changing your forum picture changes your life.

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Or maybe it changes your looks?

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The game should very strongly limit players in everything related to violence or cruelty: You cannot create an aggressive and/or cruel species, if you try to harm civilians in any way you will lose, prisoners of war can only be freed, any cruel laws are prohibited.

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Is that the Thrive For Everyone (Age rating) edition you’re talking about here?

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Finding an infinite respawn glitch in Thrive allows you to have infinite lives in real life.

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9 lives: Creating a cat-like creature makes each individual of the species have nine tries at life before dying in the true way

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Would this mean CatSquared has 81 lives, then?

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Yes, but only they would have this specific count.

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