Bad/joke suggestion thread

[Deathwake (i nuked zenzone and will never let him forget it)]

they would also have to be a square.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You mean they’d need to be 2D?

[MeghalayanAge (AnthropocenianAge's Alt.)]

CatSquared has a square in his/her name. And their pfp appears to be a square.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

I think we’re suggesting in-game features here mostly…

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Each new Thrive playthrough splits off a new reality/universe from real life.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

If you recreate humans in Thrive, you become the leader of their species irl.

[domin2ktr]

Sounds like a really great idea to achievement.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The Corruptors: Have your species absolutely hate it when letters A and E are placed in an “EA” arrangement.

[AmoebaProteus]

You must cover your self whith mucilage to use mucilage.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

How does the biota unlock mucilage then?

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Produce it internally (never usable), cover yourself in it, then actually use it. Easy strat.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Or maybe they meant you’d need to cover yourself with it irl to unlock it ingame?

[Animalia (Matti)]

Every time you ascend it shows the species of the player before you that ascended/beat the game in a quick cutscene

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The question is, what happened to these previous ascendeers?

[Animalia (Matti)]

I imagine an ascended species sort of just “becomes” a part of the fabric of reality. Maybe once a species ascends, the last ascended species is able to briefly communicate with them.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

So all ascendeds become a part of one ascended being?

[Animalia (Matti)]

I like to think of it that way, all the consciousness’ of the sapient species merge.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

So was the first species to ascend pure for a while after ascending?

[AmoebaProteus]

Yes you do need to do that

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Who would even do that?