Bad/joke suggestion thread

they would also have to be a square.

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You mean they’d need to be 2D?

CatSquared has a square in his/her name. And their pfp appears to be a square.

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I think we’re suggesting in-game features here mostly…

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Each new Thrive playthrough splits off a new reality/universe from real life.

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If you recreate humans in Thrive, you become the leader of their species irl.

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Sounds like a really great idea to achievement.

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The Corruptors: Have your species absolutely hate it when letters A and E are placed in an β€œEA” arrangement.

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You must cover your self whith mucilage to use mucilage.

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How does the biota unlock mucilage then?

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Produce it internally (never usable), cover yourself in it, then actually use it. Easy strat.

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Or maybe they meant you’d need to cover yourself with it irl to unlock it ingame?

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Every time you ascend it shows the species of the player before you that ascended/beat the game in a quick cutscene

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The question is, what happened to these previous ascendeers?

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I imagine an ascended species sort of just β€œbecomes” a part of the fabric of reality. Maybe once a species ascends, the last ascended species is able to briefly communicate with them.

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So all ascendeds become a part of one ascended being?

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I like to think of it that way, all the consciousness’ of the sapient species merge.

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So was the first species to ascend pure for a while after ascending?

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Yes you do need to do that

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Who would even do that?

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