Joke competition

You know that reacting to my post with a simple :+1: would’ve been enough for me to understand? You literally posted a useless post. I know you want to farm posts, but make an effort to make them more elaborate.
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Well $h1t. That went well I guess.
All of this gave at least gave me an idea for a joke.

And it is a terrible joke.
So be warned!

A REALLY BAD JOKE

what does a blackjacksike call the elders? Retarded!

*cue canned laughter
*cue Seinfeld theme

YOU WERE WARNED OF THIS.

Edit: I just realized all of this could’ve gone into the Puns and Jokes thread :thinking:

what happens when you paint a pumpkin black?
you create the offspring of a sentient electron.
bad joke.

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Another Seinfeld theme plays in the distance.

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Today I met a geologist.
He was a gneiss guy.

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6 posts were merged into an existing topic: THE NEW Miscellaneous Talk That Doesn’t Deserve A New Thread Thread Thread

Another terrible joke incoming

Bad joke

What happens when you throw a clock? Time flies

i think i read that in a joke book.

Ive heard of that joke somewhere else

More like Bore Ragnac**k!

More like Thor Ragna :belgium:

More like Thanos’ c**k (a reference to an inside joke from one of my past favourite SCP-RP servers in Garry’s Mod).

Sorry for being inappropriate, but it had to be done. hehe

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Your jokes are 200% better than my jokes.
That being said
Here is another terrible joke

Terrible joke

What do you call a silent six legged insect? A mutant

why did you change your profile picture?
i liked the other one better.

both are good to be honest

That should have been in the misc thread.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic?

It’s in your jeans.

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Once again another user proves to be funnier than me,

what do you do when you’re underwater and you can grab stuff?

you smeltal the meltal with a hydrothermal vental

Ok I’m gonna make another terrible joke

What do you get when you put a saltwater crustacean in the subatomic realm?

Terrible joke!

You get a QuantumCrab!

what does a mug do when you’re alone?
it mugs you

Makes sense why you have something against mugs
After all you are living in a teacup