i ask the bartender to let me inspect the ring
“If this ring is as valuable as you say, it is probably not safe to just be tossing it to each other, i think we should keep it hidden.”
“I would rather prefer you to pay in. money.”
he says
The bartender scoffs
“What makes you think i would give this extremely valuable ring to someone like you! If i sold this ring i could easily live bathed in riches my entire life!”
“You have a point, but i would rather much prefer just selling this darned ring!”
@Evolution4Weak
@BowlDawg
@Spring_blooms
@Nein99
@polymorph011
@TheNerdInTheCorner
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“HEY! we helped protect you can we at least get some of the profit or at the very least let me inspect it”
The bartender puts his hands in his pockets and groans
“Fine.”
He hands over the ring before running out to the streets
upon closer inspection you see that the ring is made out of a cheap metal. he must’ve run off with the real one.
@Evolution4Weak
@BowlDawg
@Spring_blooms
@Nein99
@polymorph011
@TheNerdInTheCorner
Action: go steal some of his stuff, it just a ring anyways
I say "hic, guess i don’t have to pay anymooore HIC
hic i jump behind the bar and say ATTENTION EVERYONE WATHC ME CHCUH THIS WHOLE BARREL OF BEER as i chug it down
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You go behind the bar and start stealing his stuff:
You successfully steal $35 dollars along with some of his top quality liqour.
while flare crest is looting the bar, you jump behind the bar and begin chugging a whole barrel of beer. you drunkenly collapse before vommiting all over flare crest.
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Question : did i finish it before hitting the floor? (is it obvious i’m irish irl?)
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(yes you did, but you ended up vomiting it all out)
Well I just drenched Flare Crest!
Did I ruin the liquor flare crest stole?
Move towards the front door and say “This is a madhouse, I will head out and search for the bartender.”
Action: Continue Looting
I follow Crispus to help find the bartender. “Mind if I help ya search?”
Action: not die from alcohol poisioning
You prepare to search for the bartender!
You barge through the front door and turn your head right. you see the bartender running away.
You continue looting, there you find an extra $10 dollars which has been drenched in vomit
You barge out the door along with crispus and join him in the pursuit of the bartender’
You successfully do not die of alcohol poisoning
@Evolution4Weak
@BowlDawg
@Spring_blooms
@Nein99
@polymorph011
@TheNerdInTheCorner
(Happy April Fools everybody!)
“Come back here!” I shout as I run after the bartender, my bow in my hand.
Action: Help The Drunk Not Die
Action: Drink some more, I mean the dude stole our ring anyway so, I’m going to suck this place dry
Follow whoever @Spring_blooms character was on his pursuit
@Deathpacitoast you should repost our character names, stats, and stuff so we can find it easier