He finds and eats and avocado, then spits it out because avocados are nasty.
(NSS) why.
NSS why not? Maybe something will sprout (get it cause plant) from this like how they were pineapple people earlier in the story
And then he goes to a window and uses the avocado to break it.
He makes a new plant, the glass avocado, which gives you special powers.
He was then assassinated by the CIA which also stole the glass avocado for further research
But that was just a cover-up because he actually joined the CIA
After all, he knew the avocado gave powers but not what kind of powers
And he continued to not know
Until another scientist discovered that the powers were as follows;
1. Omniscience

Yes indeed, the research concluded the fruits of wisdom turns you into an otter of a seemingly random species
mark eats one.
Then he starts to feel kind of funny.
he turns into a otter.
otter Mark, unlike others, retains his sentience, remembering his whole life and still thinking like a human, unlike others who have eaten the avocado who become pure otter.
he decides to change his name to nigel and join the thrive community forum.
He is with us now.
now its time for the backstory of other forum residents
(nss) whos next