The delusional ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic 🍌

Not Thrive
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Why. Is. It. Horrible?
It doesn’t use unity, none of the devs ever did anything wrong while working there…
Edit: no fralegend, they’re OBSESSED.
Like how i was obsessed with Terraria: Otherworld and accidentally gave my computer a malware trying to download it before it released (not knowing it would get cancelled. i still feel guilty about it getting cancelled…)

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Where did you get that idea?
And, Terraria is horrible because it is Terraria and terraria is not Thrive: Heavy Lies The Crown!

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Is Minecraft still any good? (discounting all the bull that has happened to the TOS recently)
also, i hope you don’t follow in my path of mistakes and accidentally download a virus trying to get the game before its release.

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IT! IS! NOT! ROBLOX!

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I never said it was.
But i don’t think i’m gonna play minecraft anymore because of all the screwups microsoft is doing, honestly.
What you do is mostly up to you. I won’t force you to make choices you don’t like.

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MICROSOFT IS AMAZING! HOW DARE YOU LIE!
Minecraft is NOT Roblox and it never will be!
Thrive: Heavy Lies The Crown.

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THAT IS A LIE!

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READ IT. PLEASE. I WONT CONTINUE ARGUING THIS PETTY RABBLE UNTIL YOU DO.
Do you want me to get political? i can.

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You want to get politicla?! FINE!

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Seriously though, that isn’t even the mojang controversies.
Here’s one.

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MOJANG IS LOVE! MOJANG IS LIFE! HOW DARE YOU SLANDER ITTTTTTTT!

POLITICAL!

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The “Posting Random Countries” thing is funny, but these are real news articles, not run by me.
Your ship is starting to run aground, and i suggest you hop off before it becomes wood salsa.

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IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?! YOU SICK BELGIUM!

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Did you really just spend 5 minutes typing up random country pages?

That last one is more personal. Remember Notch, THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OF MINECRAFT? He said something nasty and got excised from the credits and everything else.
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES WHEN IT COMES TO CONTROVERSY.
Well, that and Unity.
Edit: the last country is pancake XD

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NOTCH IS THE ANTICHRIST! MOJANG IS EVERYTHING!!!

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HE. CREATED. MINECRAFT. AND. SOLD. IT. TO. MICROSOFT.
Don’t think for a second that Microsoft is a saint.
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM POTENTIAL CONTROVERSY, YOU censored to prevent politics from entering the discussion

Wait a minute, THATS JUST THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR MOJANG!
Looks like i have run aground myself.

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POLITICS! POLITICS!! POLITICS!!! POLITICS!!!
HE STOLE MINECRAFT FROM MOJANG AND OUR HEARTS!

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