@Doomlightning! This is your forum game!
Everyone else avert your scandalous eyes! This thread is forbidden for those of lesser nobility, plebeians! I am especially referring to you, Nigel…
Our last hope
You are standing in your bathroom, eyes closed, deep in thought.
What do you do?
Your eyes open. And you know.
You’re going to do it.
Today is the day when you will finally start work on your forum game.
The last few months you have been obsessed with a game called Prosper, or more specifically its community forum.
You lost interest in the game itself after a week or two, the development is taking so long that the developers are tutoring their children to take up the mantle when they age and die. But as your excitement towards the game itself faded, your obsession with forum games has soared.
However, just yesterday, tragedy struck the Community Forums. The last remaining forum game has died, its creator likely having been swayed by the dark arts of professional work.
The forum now spins on a strange and terrifying new axis, and everywhere… unbridled consequences!
It has gone mad, the gutters brim with poets, and decency lies burning in the street…
The moderators, too busy deciding on a new font for forum posts, are powerless to quell the anarchy.
Without a new forum game, the Community will undoubtably collapse completely. This collapse will lead to a great migration of barbarous refugees to another forum, which will then similarly collapse and then create an ever larger horde of destruction and chaos.
This chain, you have predicted, will lead to the complete and total collapse of The Internet itself, and subsequentially, modern civilization.
But not all hope is lost, for if someone else takes up the mantle, picks up the fallen torch, then maybe just maybe, the tide could be turned, and absolute disaster averted.
No one else has picked up the torch. No one has the skill or time necessary to undertake such a herculean task.
No one except for you.
It will take every ounce of your will and your soul and your blood but you must save the Community Forums from themselves!
You wipe the steam away from the mirror, and see your face. You have eyes, a nose, and a mouth. You might also have some hair – you could never really tell. You possess some skin, and you have somewhere in between negative one and one million teeth.
Your one prominent and undeniable facial feature exists proudly in a sea of probabilities. Your mustache, long and elegant, is the sole defining trait of an otherwise completely indescribable man.
You have a mustache, and to claim otherwise is to lie.
You exit your bathroom, heading straight to your computer, which could be best described as a functioning device designed to connect to the internet, and open the Community Forums. You are already signed into your account, “Total Annihilation Thunder”.
There is only one thing left for you to do.
Well, two things actually.
What type of game are you to make, and what will it be named?
You have many choices ahead of you, but first you must make but two choices.
Choose one of the following, to be The Forum’s new guiding light…
1: Civ game.
2: Evo game.
3: RP game.
And what shall be the name of mankind’s final chance of survival?