The Lifenote

So does that device just allow you to change yourself at will?

no, it just allows me to not have to care about all of theses dumb things like “oxygen” “food” “water” “gravity”

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Do you have any intelligence on if willow is coming back?

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  1. watch a homestuck dub for ideas
  2. notice the portal to ceres
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So, what kind of chaos is going on here?

Last thing I remember was some shenanigans happening with a genie and me summoning a bunch of Chimarion creatures, but that was like Round 3

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People are now being much less safe with how they use the lifenotes, probably since most are also now immortal. As expected much stuff was summoned since, and wished upon.

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Well how the heck did everyone become immortal lol

…actually as I said that I immediately thought of a way to use the Lifenote to become immortal through the Golden Apples of the Hesperides

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Some used genies, others used blessed fruits. Ferrus is trying to do it in a less straightforward (for this FG) way

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A1: Use IMPP (Italian Ministry of Paranormal Phenomena) to eliminate the need for sleep.
A2: Finally, completely conquer France. Start researching military technologies with my engineers and IMPP to conquer countries much faster.

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You were meant to submit votes in radiostrocity not lifenote

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I wonder what season it is currently? If it’s winter in the southern hemisphere now they must be having quite the time with the Dødshorden forests I spawned

Though there is prolly something worse that they have to deal with at this point.

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I think it’s around feb 13 2024 in this FG currently.

And yeah now there exists an Italian empire conquering Europe because a chosen one wanted to

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Well, Dødshorden aren’t a problem for Europe, as I only spawned them in the Southern Hemisphere. And guess it’s not winter in the south then

Reason I was wondering is cus in summer/spring they appear like beautiful forests that people want to visit, but they are … significantly less friendly in the winter

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Eh it’s probably not that bad over there yet.

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Hmmmmm

It might be time for Terrance Greaves to return to his Lifenote…

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I think that thing you’ve spawned in a sinkhole has starved to death by now

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Oh, the Lil Goober? Lol, yeah prolly, unless Terrance has been feeding it but not using his Lifenote

Edit: it prolly never became relevant, but I wonder if anyone has encountered a Snøpust yet. Nobody would have encountered the Tareslange tho cus they’re too deep

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From what I see the snopust have remained unseen

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If Terrance Greaves still exists, I’m going to do something simple to get back into this

1: Terrance Greaves will wake up in a daze, having slept extremely late. He will then open the Lifenote and wish for a tree of Hesperides in his backyard, thinking of the first mystical thing that might wake him up. He eats one of the apples, which instantly snaps him alert, and makes him realize that he is now immortal

2: In a panic about summoning a tree of immortality in his own backyard, Terrence will return to his room and then promptly wish to summon Ladon in his garden, the draconic guardian of the Hesperides trees in mythology. After calming down some, he will explain the situation to Ladon from his bedroom window, two stories above, in case the dragon becomes agitated

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Welcome back to the FG!

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