The Lifenote

A1: look at the airlock, the copy of sburb in my hand, and the fact that lina, who i gave adaptive immortality, just prototyped herself with the kernelsprite, sigh in extreme annoyance, and then summon another kernelsprite and prototype it with a jointless gallium sculpture of a person with 6 arms and 2 digitigrade legs(with the gallium yoinked from a nearby zinc processing plant) and summon hequet(the egyptian god of frogs, among other things) inside the new kernelsprite, so the imps wont be immortal (if you wanna know how it works then read homestuck), and so any dersites that do take on the immortality also become metal statues that start to melt into a living puddle as soon as they go over the melting point of gallium

A2: move all of the important stuff, including stella and TO, and all the stuff iโ€™ve been working on, into my mind-dimension, and notice that iโ€™m starting to feel cold and slow despite keeping myself hot by jiggling metal ions (and very importantly not the iron ones) in my blood [1], and then start working on a self-pressurizing metal respirator, meant to hold 15 PSIA, a gas canister and compressor, and a compression suit that goes up my neck and covers my entire body
(and put very thin heat pipes inside the suit and in my bones and skin to evenly ditribute large thermal loads)

(meant to post this some time last week)


  1. remember how the astrophages seek out high CO2 environments to reproduce, and were set free by some nefarious bastards trying to take our lifenotes?
    welll, iโ€™ll just say that, while the earthโ€™s atmosphere isnโ€™t a high CO2 environment, people and animals are, and they also have plenty of hydrogen for the astrophages to eat, and turn the matter into energy. and theyโ€™re an alien lifeform which the human immune system has had no prior contact with, and as such does not yet have any mechanisms to detect โ†ฉ๏ธŽ

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I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d do that for the sake of some FGโ€™s vote

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fair but its also a really good series

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Btw is it finished yet?

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sorry for the delay

Action 1: continue nanite research

Action 2: begin to look into a method of controlling them, preferrably without external hardware

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Good, the next will be out within 2 weeks

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the original series ended a while ago but thereโ€™s a continuation of it which ended, and a pair of continuations that are parallel timelines diverging from the end of Homestuckยฒ
buuuut imo the whole point of homestuckโ€™s ending was them escaping the narrative, so i donโ€™t consider anything including the characters who escaped the narrative, that takes place after the original ending, to be canon

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Isnโ€™t it (the og hs) one of the longer pieces of written media out there?

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People forget how extensive the Ancient Egyptian pantheon is. Like Sepa - An Egyptian centipede god of venomous animals, fertility, and protection.

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Most of these are forgotten cuz theyโ€™re too obscure probably


ROUND FORTY

TIMETABLES & EVENTS

ZONE 1 TIME- 6:00
ZONE 2 TIME- 12:00
ZONE 3 TIME- 18:00
ZONE 4 TIME- 24:00

THE CHOOSEN ONES (Players)

@willow - EMBER INANI (Zone 4, NYC)
Action 1:

Action 2:

RESULTS:
After visting a zinc plant forโ€ฆ galliumโ€ฆ You take note of what Linaโ€™s been doing recently and become annoyed, summoning a new kernelsprite and a god from the lower Nile within the webcomic construct, beforehand also having prototyped a sculpture of a many-limbed gallium humanoid with the sprite. This maneuver seems to have prevented some demonic creatures from being a problem. You then hide your most important belongings while warming yourself up with the metal within you. Then a suit of metal with gaseous functionality falls on your agenda.
STATS:
-20/20 HP (Adaptive Immortality)
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-Wishbone
-Humanoid Statue
-(Empty Slot)

NPC - JOSHUA (Zone 3, Sacramento City)
Action 1:

TELEPORT

Action 2:

CONFRONT

RESULTS:
Josh suddenly disappeared in a flash of light much like The Lifenotes as the trio before him seems to have had other plans than investigating the figure. As soon as he disappeared, at the antipode he appeared, on an island with a Lifenote holder on it tooโ€ฆ
STATS:
-20/20 HP (multiple immortality locks)
-?/? SP
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@sci0927 - MADELINE BROOKE (Zone 3, Minnesota Zone 4, NYC)
Action 1:

[SLEEP]

Action 2:

[SLEEP]

RESULTS:
You wonder what Lina dreams of on the largest of asteroids as you drift offโ€ฆ

STATS:
-20/20 HP (Adaptive Immortality)
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@Ferrus_coloni - PENROSE (Zone 1, Alfarer de la Serra)
Action 1:

Action 2:

RESULTS:
Waking up it doesnโ€™t take long before nanites are back on the table. You reach the point by which you start looking for ways to make them stand in line with your mind. You notice a few good solutions online and try and see which one would be the best for your situation.
STATS:
-40/40 HP
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@UndyingHazard - KAMILIA (Zone 3, Monterey Bay, California)
Action 1:

Action 2:

RESULTS:
At your phone you see a calendar message that tomorrow youโ€™re supposed to do some touring. For now however the mirror has revealed an important information to you - SBURBs are around and they are known to you to summon space rock to fall below. To counteract that, you first summon numerous alien cannons on the grounds of the mirrored world which should take care of a good portion of those meteors. Then you bring upon this world an USB with the data you will need to modify an โ€œordinaryโ€ final digimon into a form capable of โ€œharvesting meteorsโ€, and start doing just that.
STATS:
-20/20 HP (1 Extra Life)
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-Enchant-Helping Bracelet
-Unsuspectability Necklace
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@Trappist-1e - โ€œLINAโ€ DUMONT DA SILVA (Zone 4, Kourou, French Guiana)
Action 1:

[SLEEP]

Action 2:

[SLEEP]

RESULTS:
You wonder how Maddie and Ember are doing back at the planet, you sure do hope they will come here, before you awaken perhapsโ€ฆ?
STATS:
-20/20 HP (Adaptive Immortality, Space Survival)
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@domin2ktr - FRANCESCO (Zone 1, Rome, Italy)
Action 1:

Action 2:

RESULTS:
You come up with a better solution to reduce unrest in the newly conquered territories as you summon a device used by the alien invaders of the halved life series, first however ordering the grim world engineers of yours to reverse engineer the device. In the secondary world meanwhile reports came of strange cannon platforms appearing in many places, where the view to the sky is open far and wide. You are hoping they can be a source of new technologies for your architects of new weapons.

You feel as if youโ€™re being watched from somewhere farโ€ฆ Is it genuine or is it just your mind? (-1 SP)
STATS:
-60/60 HP
-8/10 SP
-Fast
-Strong
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@AnthropocenianAge - NOOR ALIYYAH (Zone 4, Eastern N-America)

Action 1:

[SLEEP]

Action 2:

[SLEEP]

RESULTS:
Plans of tomorrow and the events of a dodoโ€™s world mix together to form your dreams tonightโ€ฆ
STATS:
-20/20 HP (All Immortalities)
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@Nigel - NIGEL NOVA (Zone 2, Great Barrier Reef)
Action 1:

Action 2:

RESULTS:
You decide to challenge the paranormal and eat the next Lifenote as an yet another one appears next to you. Just as you were to go grab and eat this one aswell, a larger luminous flash happened on the other side of the island, and from it a human emerged. You soon rushed on to attack the challenger, (3/6) but he dashed to the side at the last moment. When you turned around to see him and make the next strike, he surprisingly was floating in the air, out of your reach. Then he looked down upon you and said:

Thine wild mind may not behave towards the Book Of Life, my dear chosen?
Let me end this misery of rabidness for yoursโ€ฆ

Before you could respond, The Lifenote next to you crumbled and decayed into sand indistinquishable from the ground of this isle, whilst within yourself you could feel a change of power of some kindโ€ฆ

Worry not, for the note is now YOU.

STATS:
-20/20 HP
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

@TwilightWings21 - TERRANCE GREAVES (Zone 4, US East Coast)
Action 1:

[SLEEP]

Action 2:

[SLEEP]

RESULTS:
Thankfully the dragon guard seems to be no danger to your sleep.
STATS:
-20/20 HP (Immortal)
-10/10 SP
INVENTORY:
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)
-(Empty Slot)

THE SUMMONED BEINGS:

The Summoned
  • A Memetic Parasite
  • Ruffles
  • Big Goober
  • Blahaj
  • TO (from Round 3 of Radiostrocity)
  • Bubble Fruit
  • Five pebbles and Looks To The Moon
  • Multiple Snรธpust
  • Multiple Tareslange
  • Oโ€™Malley III
  • Multiple Fresh-Level Digimons
  • Mumbo Jumboโ€™s Minecraft Character
  • Genie
  • Many Dรธdshorden
  • Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner
  • Multiple Better End Mod Umbrella Shrooms
  • Multiple Bioluminescent Tree Saplings
  • A Dodomon
  • 500 Capsilaris Draculus Cells
  • 1500 Vocatio Abyssus Cells
  • 300 Vocatio Inanis Cells
  • 1 large Red Dragon Egg
  • 5 Thalassic Gravediggers
  • SCP-8610
  • Another Digimon
  • Ediacaran Biota Species
  • Valentina Kerman
  • DND mimic
  • SCP-184
  • Lady from โ€œThree Body Problemโ€, of old age
  • Another Genie
  • Biological Jet Plan
  • Ember inaniโ€™s Minecraft character
  • No Significant Harassment
  • Many Neuron Flies Containing English Language
  • Neuron Flies with a message
  • Roly-Poly
  • Deerling
  • Gene-inserting Viruses
  • Toph
  • Breeding population of Tullimonstrum
  • A Note in a major NYC post news reporting station
  • 192 Minecraft Cod Fish
  • 2 Minecraft Wet Sponge Blocks
  • The O5 Council
  • 1 Fresh-Level Digimon
  • Emberโ€™s MC character X 2
  • Ring Of Flying
  • Mutated Human Stem Cells
  • More Fresh-Level Digimon
  • 7 Minecraft Salmon
  • 2 Minecraft Cod
  • Advanced Fishing (MC) Sardine
  • Even more Fresh-Level Digimons
  • Emberโ€™s MC Character X 2
  • 9 Unicorns
  • Bicorn
  • Seven Red Suns, Chasing Wind, Unparalleled Innocence, Secluded Instinct
  • Multiple Ice Melons and Fire Melons
  • 64 almost dead Tunas
  • A fictional Virus
  • Amulet of Proof against Detection and Location
  • Ring of Complete Transformation
  • An Another Bio-Plane
  • 15000 Wooly Mammoths
  • 12000 Dodos
  • 25000 Great Auks
  • A population of Pterodaustro
  • Uncle Sam
  • A few Mantelopes
  • Many Peaches of Immortality
  • A Genie
  • 10 grams of Astrophages
  • 10 BSODs, Cloak of Teleportation, Cloak of Evasion, Boots of Teleportation, Bracers of Size Changing
  • Phineas, Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Milo Murphy
  • Changeling Human [R31]
  • Fresh Digimon (Shale Training)
  • Silent Hill 2 Remake unpopulated Town
  • 2 Yggdrasils
  • Wandering Omen
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Another Genie
  • Death Note
  • Blank Magic Contracts
  • More Italian Fascist Party Members
  • Another Genie
  • SCP-682
  • F Bacillus Relative
  • Feedbacker Arm
  • Bio-Factory
  • Eye of Sauron
  • Ring of 3 Wishes
  • The Gravediggers
  • Nanobots (EMBER)
  • Digimon Training Equipment
  • Wolfenstein Master Engineers
  • Genie
  • The Rot (Rainworld, Dominโ€™s Factories)
  • Another Genie
  • Bean Sapling on cotton
  • YET another Genie
  • Several Siffrin Coins
  • 2 Wishbone-Capable Birds
  • Over 2000 Bablefish, most in lake Superior
  • The Mantelopes
  • Multiple 1-up Mushrooms
  • Mushroom Kdm./BeanBean Kdm. Island + These Kingdoms
  • Two bean saplings in specified configurations
  • Orcoid Spores
  • Another Genie
  • Disturbance, Romp, Lizard
  • New ring of 3 wishes
  • Several Dark Eldar Raider Ships
  • The Kabal (Portal)
  • Phoenix Wishbone
  • Griffin
  • KERNEL SPRITE
  • AnOThEr GeNie
  • gENiE
  • Nigel Nova
  • Hesperides Tree
  • Ladon
  • KernelSprite
  • Hequet
  • Quarantine Enforcement Platforms
  • USB with digimon and dead space stuff
  • Proliferation Suppression

THE NEXT NIGHT ROUND:
Zone 3 - JOSHUA, KAMILIA
*(Ember Inaniโ€™s โ€œSleep Roundโ€ is registered at 12:00 in their zone)

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Act 1: Summon Celebi, the Pokรฉmon, to guard my mind from the pain of my physical body and speed up time for my body and the creatures I summon for my next vote.

Action 2: Summon a host of 40k Servitors (or Tech-priests or whatever is needed) to infuse me with a full suite of the highest quality geneseed, and have it adapt to my body. While I adapt, have the summoned beings guide my transformation and build me a custom suit of power armor/custom weapon with whatever they can find (stealing allowed, no one notice them specifically cus they sped up). Then have them go to the basement cus they will likely creep out people who see them, rather than be in awe like they would be for Ladon

(I will decide what I look like after this, but Iโ€™m leaning away from the typical broad shouldered space marine)

Edit: want to note I might comeback to this and completely redo it before next round cus Iโ€™m not super satisfied with this, itโ€™s just the first thing I thought of

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Action 1: Both versions of me in the real world and the other world quickly pack a small carryon for the trip (since I will only be going over the weekend), with my real world body making sure my vitabracelet smartwatch that also acts a digivice has Bachiranun and Laug for safe keeping.

Action 2: Both versions of me in the real world and the other world go to the airport, go through airport security, wait for the flight to arrive, and then get on the plane.

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How long could these survive in the basement?

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You know what, I think Iโ€™ll skip my sleep round and stay up for the night.

Action 1: Continue work on the X-antibody variant of breakdramon, taking a break to use my scroll to animus enchant a random plate from my kitchen so that when it is broken, so too will the veil between the mirror world and the real world be shattered enabling information to freely flow between the two, and break it outside. (Basically once the plate is broken the internets of the two worlds will become enmeshed together enabling communication between worlds and enabling digimon to freely move between and manifest in each world so that tamers can be reunited with their partners..)

Action 2: Use the mirror to view saurons eye and animus enchant it to always give wrong but believable information regarding the other lifenote users and to have a 30% chance to give wrong but believable information in general and for the source of the enchantment to be utterly untraceable and undetectable.

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I wonder if there is a Tamer in the world has a good version of Diaboromon?

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Idk probably depends on if someone could reach it this fast

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Hopefully, the sleep deprivation wonโ€™t negatively affect my characterโ€™s tour of the Monterrey Bay Aquarium.

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I mean you need to be awake for ~48 h to start losing SP

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most of the worldโ€™s gallium is extracted from zinc and aluminum ores, so itโ€™d be pretty easy for a metalbender precise enough to recharge a lithium ion battery, to extract the gallium from them

A1: continue working on the suit, and then compress air into it via a makeshift diastaltic pump, until itโ€™s got well over enough air
aaand then realize i can breathe in the space within my mind, and open a portal meant to be permanent* to there inside the mask and make the air canister only used in emergencies, if the mind portal closes, by having a pressure limiter on the air canister that only lets 10 PSI through the tube into the mask

A2: follow lina through the airlock portal

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Is the air/oxygen supply there infinite?

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