THE NEW Miscellaneous Talk That Doesn't Deserve A New Thread Thread Thread (Part 2)

i blame it on lag
totally not me seeing an opportunity for a joke, starting to write it, only for you to fix the mistake before i pressed the reply button

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Why can we increase the number of posts in a thread, yet canโ€™t decrease the number of posts in a thread?

theres the delete button
we can definitely decrease the number of posts in a thread

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Thank you so much! The curse is lifted now!

Random poll:

Would you rather have โ€œMinecraft: Java Editionโ€โ€ฆ
  • Open-sourced and taken away from Microsoft if they ever try to delete it
  • Put on Steam
  • All of the above
0 voters
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No

Would you rather:

  • Good thing 1
  • Good thing 2
  • Both good thing at the same time

???

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Damn youโ€™re a robot and caused the march 9th incident?

I guess so. I just have so many problems, donโ€™t i?

Yes!

Yet some people voted for a single good thing instead of both. What scares me is that I heard rumors that Microsoft might delete the Java Edition in a couple of years (probably to make place for the glitchy Bedrock Edition). Although, Iโ€™m pretty sure some hackers will find a way to bring it back, causing a massive lawsuit and a mass movement to make it open-source.

And what is the evidence for this rumor? Java Edition is what all content creators play, deleting it would be suicidal.

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Microsoft are idiots.
They donโ€™t want people to be able to make mods.
But they donโ€™t realize that thatโ€™s the only reason people buy the game.
The only reason they havenโ€™t removed modding entirely is because it was in the contract that they had to allow people to mod the game.
Several times they have debated switching from Java to C++ to discourage modding. You know, to make the code unreadable.
They also (very sneakily) disobeyed thier contract that says that they have to keep Java accounts running, then forced everyone to migrate to Microsoft accounts because they โ€œaccidentallyโ€ broke Java account sign in
I canโ€™t even get on Minecraft without access to the internet anymore.

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What happened here while I was gone?

Notch should never have sold Minecraft to Microsoft.

And Microsoft is breaking thier contract. (Sneakily so you canโ€™t prove it)

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216 new posts in 6 days. 36 posts per day.

Also the next post will be the 1000th

Individual reply message that came after 10,999 other reply messages in this thread known as โ€œ11,000thโ€.

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This is the 71th post according to the slider on the right but the 70th post according to the webpage. The one I am writing right now is either the 1039th or 1001th. I wonder where does this link send THE NEW Miscellaneous Talk That Doesn't Deserve A New Thread Thread Thread (Part 2) - #71 Oh it just sends to the 70th post. We have 38 ghost posts

Thatโ€™s not what I meant. What did I miss?

I wrote some achievements. Lipovomit caused the March 9th incident. Trappist-1e completed the thrive iceberg, though Nie says it can be expanded. Deathwake hasnโ€™t posted since january, TristanMisja was last seen two days before I replied to his post, I am assuming Swampuss can return if someone is willing to talk about developmental biology. The devs made progress towards the awakening stage prototype.

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And I like forum games.
There are a few that are trying to compete with immortal.

Oh by the way here is iceburg V2

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