The October Thread

spooky scary skeletons
send shivers down your spine
shrieking skulls will shock your soul
seal your doom tonight

spooky scary skeletons
speak with such a screech
you’ll shake and shudder in surprise
when you hear these zombies shriek

we’re so sorry skeletons
you’re so misunderstood
you only want to socialize
but I don’t think we should
cuz spooky scary skeletons
shout startling shrilly screams
they’ll sneak from their sarcophagus
and just won’t leave you be

spirits, supernatural
are shy what’s all the fuss?
but bags of bones seem so unsafe
it’s semi-serious!

spooky scary skeletons
are silly all the same
they’ll smile and scrabble slowly by
and drive you so insane!

sticks and stones will break your bones
they seldom, let you snooze
spooky scary skeletons
will
wake
you
with
a
BOO!

happy Halloween!

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“Happy Halloween, mortals!”

—Merasmus, Scream Fortress

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I’m dressing up as an acid trip for Halloween.

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Well, I didn’t disguise myself. I know it’s sad; I have a tendency, in real life, to go rogue and remain placid (probably because of my medication, cool). But I’ll float too! And if you don’t disguise like me, you’ll float too.

It’s true what they say! We all float down here, and you will too!

Welp. Spooktober’s over for me. It was fun while it lasted…

Now its the Spook before christmas!!!

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So you really live in Australia after all… Is it ok if I can call you “Mun-dee” or “Mr. Mundy”?

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper

Butterfinger demolition squad.

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Don’t even think about it, or else I’ll plant one right between your eyes, ya punter

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What do you mean, @Magic8Ball04?

Ok…

Censored TF2

Team Fortress #6 - The Naked and the Dead

Team Fortress #6 - The Naked and the Dead

Let me simplify things; I am going to demolish any butterfingers I come across.

But what is a butterfinger?

gasp

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Consider me mortally offended, good day sir.

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Oh that’s what you were talking about. Sorry, haven’t really celebrated Halloween nor have I walked out of my house in a while (except for taking the bus to school).

Ah, drugs…

and the Area 51 raid…
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Whoever changed their profile picture to something a little more spooky has until the 2nd of November to change it back. Those who do not cooperate are subject to immediate crucifixion.

Let’s hope @Omicron, @Steve and @OmnipotentFNarr will change their profile picture back.

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i changed it because i wanted to, not because you threatened me, I am stronger than you Mortal! your empty warnings don’t scare me, now Bow before me or you will Perish!! And never ever Dare to threaten me again!

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A gentleman like yourself surely knows how this goes? One of us will go on in history, and the other shall be prosecuted and then forgotten. Do not forget your place.
Lots of love,
The Magic Sphere of Eights

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I am stronger than thee, the so-called Magic sphere of eights, the holy Teacup is all-powerful and all-mighty. It will shatter you to pieces with it’s magical powers if you EVER dare challenge it.

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Let’s stop doing this before the thread gets locked.

You forget the power of the BANANA is stronger then the “Magic sphere of eights” and the holy Teacup.

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