Roll… 2
The Agent continues to look irate at you. “I am warning you!” The Agent yells in a Russian accent. But you continue to stare at him. The Agent then fires his gun at you, moving the shot slightly so it does not directly hit you. BANG! You hear the shot, and try to move your body away from the shot. However, you are too close in range to move away. You feel the bullet graze the left side of your abdomen, feeling some stinging and pain. You smell the burned gunpowder and see some of the smoke from the shot, as you put your right hand over the injury to your abdomen area. The expression of the Agent changes to concern, which makes you wonder why they are coming after you, since you heard the second Agent’s voice. Sensing an opportunity, you suddenly move your arms forward and knock the gun out from the Agent’s hand. The Agent is surprised, since he thought you were injured. As the first Agent’s gun hits the floor, you attempt to knock him out with a left upper cut, but the Agent sees this and dodges. The Agent counters by trying to hold your arms and pushing you forward. The second Agent comes in, taking out a knife from one his pockets, since the range is too close from him to use his firearm. Seeing the second Agent is going to try and stab you, using your Giga Chad strength, you suddenly shove the first Agent onto the second Agent, impaling the first Agent onto the second Agents’ knife. “Ahhh!” You hear the first Agent scream as you smash both Agents into the wall. Not taking any chances, you spin around and do a Karate kick to knock them out. However, you accidentally use all your Giga Chad strength, and end up missing the second agent, instead killing the first Agent by smashing his skull.
Rolled … 1
Encouraged by my previous efforts to use the Microwave, I try to warm up some food on a plate. I first open one of the cabinets, which has the plates. I grasp the bronze colored knob with some of my upper limbs to open the white colored cabinet. However, I used too much force and the cabinet door banged against the kitchen fume hood. THUD! I began to take things slowly, not wanting to do sudden movement. Thinking I might drop the plate if I tried to take it with my numerous upper limbs, I decided to take the plate by biting it with my mandibles. While it seemed like a good idea in practice, there was an immediate issue of weight. All of the plate’s weight would be at the fulcrum, which would be my Arthropleuran jaws. I felt just how heavy the plate was when attempting to lift it. Despite trying to do slow movements, I suddenly yanked the plate out from the cabinet. I was not used to using my giant Centipede jaws for lifting things, and immediately let the plate fall onto the countertop. The plate became deflected off and I tried to catch it, to no avail. Once the plate fell onto the floor, it shattered into a million pieces. Dejected, I went to go get the broom when a very loud lightning strike was heard very close to the house, causing the power to go out.
Rolling … 3
You make some small movements in your water-filled bowl bed as you sleep. You “wake up”, as still in your water-filled bowl bed, but do not see your parents. Instead, you see two other Crayfish on the counter top. You are alarmed. You slowly crawl out the bowl, keep your Crayfish eyes on them. They appear to be whispering things, but then notice you coming. You hear Crayfish noises coming from one of the two Crayfish, which your Crayfish brain understands and translates. “aah31415! Finally, you are awake!” The voice sounded male. The other Crayfish starts making Crayfish noises, which then get translated by your Crayfish brain. “Now we finally understand how you feel being a Crayfish!” The second voice was distinctively female, and then it hits you. “Mother? Father?” you tentatively say to the Crayfish next to you. The two Crayfish nod. “A Spinosaurus came for a visit while you were sleeping,” you Mother says like such a thing was perfectly normal. “He wanted to make sure everything was fine before going back to the Thrive Community Forum,” your Father continued. “Also, an Emperor Penguin waddled through here. Something about an FG…” your dad waves his claws while speaking.
Roll … 4
You first tap with your saber teeth three times. Then you attempt to make three scratch sounds in a row. After this, you again tap with your saber teeth three times. Three dits, three dahs, and three dits. S.O.S. One of the few Morse Codes you know by heart. “Eirene! This weird dog-thing is on the computer!” You hear your Father yell again, but in a lower and raspier voice from before. You try to not react to your Father, and redo the sequence again. Tap! Tap! Tap! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Tap! Tap! Tap! You hear your Mother opening a vault upstairs. CLANG! “I AM GETTING THE GUN OUT!” you hear your Mother scream from upstairs. You start shaking now, as you are very afraid. Since you live in the Southern U.S., you might get shot in anyone’s house due to Castle Law. You hear footsteps getting farther from you. “I will try to find a Baseball Bat!” you hear you Father say, probably exhausted from yelling too much.
Rolling … 2
You feel a little bit unbalanced being on two legs in this form. You take your upper legs off from your desk and sit on your bed for a few minutes to rest your hind legs. After several minutes, you again get up on your hind legs to use your computer. Using your external mouse, you get your computer awake from sleep mode, and log into your computer. You then click on your favorite browser, Firefox. You snicker as a fox, since you are a fox using Firefox. You log into the Thrive Community Forum, but have to briefly sit back down for a few seconds. Being on your hind legs is exhausting. After a minute, you again get on your hind legs and check for any updates on the Thrive Community Forum. You see domin2ktr’s post, JustaDumbThriver’s reply, and the material domin2ktr uploaded. You slowly reply, “It seems believable.” You are unsure if you want to reveal that you too have been transformed, and then realize your stomach is grumbling. You get off your bed, wanting to head downstairs to get food, but realize you door is still closed.
Roll … 4
You start panicking, thinking maybe it was not a good idea to come out of the house, after all. You look around to see if you can hide anywhere. You eventually decide to jump your way through to the other side of the fence, since you might get injured and make more ruckus trying to dig under the fence boards. You hurriedly scoop out piles of dirt in the dark into the hole you dug earlier to keep people off your tracks, hearing the crickets chirping as you do thigs. PLOP! PLOP! You hear from house “…I had just gotten back from watching the Thunderbolts* with my grandson when I heard strange sounds from my backyard!” the older lady continues with her raggedy voice on the phone. “How soon will they arrive?!” After filling the hole, you get ready to jump. You have only one attempt to do this, as you would make noise trying to practice jumping. You close your eyes and concentrate, thinkingg how do this. You then open your eyes, starting running, and then jump on your hind legs over the fence. You feel the top edges of the fence boards, and how some of them potentially have a few sharp splinters, prickling your Anteater skin. Once on the other side, you see something unexpected: an Armadillo. The Armadillo immediately rolls into a ball.
Rolled…3
After your claw debacle, you get back to what is important. You want to log into your Steam Account. You first do some stretching of your Troodon arms and hands in preparation for the typing you will need to do. You then log into your back-up email in order to access the reset password link send by Steam. You click on this link, and type in a new password. You scratch this password in a piece of paper you have nearby, as you have not practiced writing with a proper writing utensil in your Troodon form. You double check to make sure you typed in the password correctly. You check that it has all the hallmarks of a good password: it has some numbers, special characters, a mix of upper and lowercase letters, and it is over ten characters long. Once you get confirmation that you Steam password has been reset, you finally log into your Steam account. You sigh, or the best a Troodon can sigh, as you finally look up and download KSP mods on Steam.
Rolling…4
You suddenly wake up on top of the Antonov An-325. You could not breathe properly due the air becoming thinner and starting to lack in oxygen. You don’t feel the air rushing against you as much as before, which is strange. Until you look up. The stars in the sky look amazing, in a way you have never seen them before. Almost like you are close to…Your eyes widen in disbelief. The plane is going to Space! Being pressed against the fuselage of the huge plane, you can indirectly hear the vibrations of some people talking. “I keep on telling you, there was no dragon!” one person was saying, but cannot discern who they are. “You were half-asleep last night, listening to old Godzilla films!” You start to phase out again from the lack of oxygen. “So you think I mistook a cloud for Rodan while you were getting coffee?” another person spoke. You cannot keep holding on, using your remaining strength while you are still conscious to push yourself off the space-heading plane, causing some vibrations in the aircraft as you dismount. You start falling, seeing the unobscured stars one more time as you completely blank out.