Action: Prepare myself for the visit
action: Ask locals if theyโve seen any saber-toothed creatures, then try to find daganfox.
How exactly do NPC-ified players like dangan work like?
Action: Try to climb up a tree
Imagine if domin gets a roll on dragonking again after getting done with danganโฆ
A: stop for a bit, then try to stretch up to and grab the doorknob to turn it and try to pull the door open
then, if that doesnโt work, check the time on my computer, and start looking for other exits and trying to hunt flies(for fun, not food, too small and fast for food)
By the way, would there be other people at your house to hear these screams youโve made in this just-posted round?
yeah, that was the reason for making them
to get someone to open the door
Well seems like they could take a while to get thereโฆ
I think everyone has already made their actions (I donโt think dragonking and daganfox will appear soon)
I hope the player count here wonโt dwindle furtherโฆ
Rolling โฆ 1
You go to the management tab to see the Kerbal researchers and engineers available for hire. They are not cheap in terms of cost, but that is what you get for choosing to play on normal difficulty with this mod. Unfortunately, when you go to click on the researchers to hire them, the game suddenly crashes. You do the equivalent of a Troodon sigh out of frustration, and when you go to exit the pop-up, your computer freezes. You take both of Troodon hands to your dinosaur forehead and do a double-facepalm, deciding to lie down on your bed out to calm down.
Rolled โฆ 5
Initially, I was hesitant to touch my computer again, but my fears were unfounded. While it did take some straining of concentration to try and type with my many lower-appendages, I was able to log in and use my computer with proficiency. I had not gone to the internet for some time, which was refreshing in this day and age, and then decided to update my browser. After restarting my browser, I logged into my Thrive Game Forum account to see what I had missed. I read all the posts about peopleโs concern about absences of people on the Thrive Game Forum, and then see domin2ktrโs post and JustaDumbThriverโs reply.
Roll โฆ 4
Your Mother takes out a clear container, and then starts filling it with cold water from the sink before dripping some sort of chemicals. You nod your Crayfish head to the side, when your Father asks, โDear, what are you adding to our sonโs container?โ You mother takes out a strip of paper and puts into the water before turning toward the both of you. โI am making sure the water is neutral,โ she answers as she looks back at the color of the litmus paper, seeing that it is indeed neutral now. You try to smile as best as a Crayfish could when walking into the container, since you know how much your parents love you and are taking every possible precaution to keep you safe.
Rolled โฆ 3
Using your recently procured money, you take an overseas trip to the U.S. It was not easy, as you had to change you appearance (i.e. skin color, facial hair color, e.t.c), and use the black market to get a temporary new identity. Upon arriving in Chicago, Illinois, you take another short flight to where Daganfox lives in (Random roll) North Carolina. You fly to North Carolinaโs capital Charlotte, leaving the airport in order to avoid being seen by too many cameras too often, and then ask some locals about rumors of the monster. One person says โGovernment is the biggest monster,โ to the chagrin of others around you, โbut recently, a couple in Burnsville, North Carolina say their daughter has gone missing.โ
Rolling โฆ 4
You decide to attempt to climb a tree, as it would be safer. Despite Giant Anteaters being based on the ground, they can actually climb trees, and you know this. Slowly, you get on your posterior limps and try to hug the tree. You then use you elevated front limbs to grab the tree, and take one posterior limb off the ground and onto the tree trunk. You then take the other posterior limb of the ground onto the tree trunk, then letting go and extent on of your anterior/front limbs, repeating the steps to slowly climb the tree.
Roll โฆ 2
Now being a cat, you attempt to stretch up and grab the doorknob, trying to turn the doorknob to pull the door open. Unfortunately, you cannot get a proper grip on the doorknob, as your front paws constantly slip. Frustrated, you go back on your bed to check the time on the computer: 00:00 hours (12:00 a.m.). In the dark, you look for other exists, possibly about opening your window, when you see a fly stuck between the window glass and the shutter. You think about trying to tap the window so the fly moves away, but suddenly hear the door opening with a voice saying, โAre you developing another personality where you are an ani-โ
Dragonking roll (why does this remind me of Sushi) โฆ 4. Dragnonking is taking a nap under some trees on the same remote, random island.
Action: Achieve the visit.
Also seems like the willow situation will finally become more active.
A: meow at the human, and if they ask where human me went and why thereโs a cat in here, hop onto my desk, restart my pc, and then sign into my pc(literally nobody except 2 people i donโt live with and maybe some bioluminescent government agents[reference to a meme, theyโre not literally bioluminescent] even know the numbers in my password, so a random animal knowing it would be impossible)
if they donโt, or after signing into my pc, head out my door and then downstairs, making sure the human follows me, and meow at them while standing next to the bag of cat food
Would there be other significant animals present at that house?
a few other cats, and some chickens in the backyard
Action - Reply to domin2ktrโs post, and then attempt to warm up a bean burrito in the microwave.
I feel like these chickens are in their last hoursโฆ
A: Boot my computer back up to continue RP1.
How many rolls of 1 in a row would you need to roll in order for your computer to explode?