The Unexpected Profile Favorite Species FG

nope, they’ve lived there for several months and have not been hunted once, and instincts are something nearly all humans in the us are taught to suppress because human supremacists think that humans aren’t animals and don’t have instincts, and way too much of america is made of human supremacists

well, one of the chickens was hunted, but that was when it was a baby, and it died
all of them that are still alive are adults

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Aren’t you a cat now though?

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ahem,

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I see, so your character will act as a human no matter what it turns into then.
…I wonder though how does one’s “soul” still function in the brains of other beings. Perhaps there’s something deeper behind that?

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not necessarily
it just means that my character will be capable of acting as a human would no matter what it turns into
but not if it gets overstimulated
hell, most humans don’t exactly act how we’re expected to while overstimulated

perhaps it is not operating in the brain, but rather, just using the brain as an interface?

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Where are the souls truly located at then?

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Action: Look around from atop the tree

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I suppose if you roll low the branch you’re on will collapse. Or maybe you’ll spot nothing of interest idk

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@domin2ktr and @Dragonking

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Dragon was last seen over 2 months ago, we can probably assume by now they are gone for good.

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action: Ask where the couple from Burnsville is and go there.

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What exactly do you plan to do with dangan’s character when you find it?

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Rolling … 1

Your parents carefully put your tank in the trunk, since that was the safest place to put you on the long drive over there. You act slightly annoyed during the several hour long trip to go to Aquatic Veterinarian due you family becoming lost, as there were not any such Veterinarians in the city you were from, (RNG roll) Brugelette, Arrondissment Ath, Hainaut Province, Wallonia Region, Belgium. Your family eventually arrives at the office of Dr. Greta van de Sompel, a Certified Aquatic Veterinarian, who is located in Oosterzele, East Flanders Province, Flemish Region, Belgium. Your parents start to take out your tank from the family car into Dr. Somel’s office, but find the office closed. There is a sign in Picard, a French derived language, saying “Closed for Lunch”.

Rolled … 4

You start meowing at your Father, who is understandably confused. “What?” is the only word that comes out of your Father’s mouth, as you continue to meow at him, hoping your Father gets the picture. You hear your Mother yawn just behind the two of you, and as she enters the room, she asks “Why is there a cat in willow and dawn’s room?” You roll your eyes as best as a cat would before hopping onto your bed, and then onto your desk, in order to restart your PC. Your Mother is befuddled, and your Father snaps out of his confusion to say “Stop!”, when you sign-in to your PC, making their jaws drop.

Roll … 1

I try to reply to domin2ktr’s post, but I have trouble typing anything understandable, typing “Waohienkclsdfoisjdiddijdi w jf ijjaofjdoodfkdpfakpsofa fsp.” I sigh and lower my Arthropleura head, as it appears I still need a lot more practice with typing on a computer as a giant arthropod. Using my long reach, I accidentally yank the Wi-Fi router in my attempt to disconnect the internet without destroying my computer. Feeling hungry, I go downstairs and attempt to warm up a bean burrito in the microwave. Instead, I accidentally lock the microwave controls.

Rolling … 6

After a short while, you boot your computer back up. When you start KSP again, you are in luck, as your progress was auto-saved before the game crashed. You let out a sigh of relief, and go back to hiring the engineers from Mission Control for building the rocket. Maybe the difficulty setting got changed, because now the cost for hiring the engineers is less. Once you do hire them, you go to the Build List, and decide to duplicate your rocket design for good measure. You use the warp button to speed up the time for building the blueprints before launching the rocket design from Launch Pad 1.

Rolled … 1

You were hoping to see something of interest from the top of the tree, but nothing of interest piques your curiosity. Just the forest for the trees. You droop your Anteater nose even further as a sign of disappointment, and attempt to find a good branch to sleep on. However, when you start moving, you hear the sound of creaking and breaking from the branches, and suddenly start falling. You crash through several branches and get hit unconscious by a larger tree branch falling on top of you.

Rolling…5

You head to Yancey County, and see the town of Burnsville in the shadow of Mount Mitchell, the highest peak in the Appalachian Mountains and the highest peak in the Eastern Continental U.S. When you get to the town, you still see the lingering effects of Hurricane Helene from 2024 where some parts of the town seem like they still being repaired, or maybe those parts were never fully rebuilt. When you stop by the renovated town visitor center and start to ask with a slight accent, “Do you know of a couple in town who …”, but is interrupted before you could finish the sentence. A person who basically matches the description of a stereotypical Redneck answers with a country accent, “Yea, they liv on Bowditch Street, but they ready hav ‘nough truble with the stupid gov denying anythin’ is wrong.” You nod your head and thank him, heading to the home and seeing a bunch of federal agents near the house.


Daganfox…RNG rolling … 2. The small cave she was using as shelter begins to collapse, but she escapes right in the nick of time, albeit covered in mud.


Dragonking … RNG roll… 1. His tongue is accidentally pinched by a crab while drinking water, and he gets sand particles in his eyes while walking around on the beach of the random, isolated island.

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action: continue with my previous action

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Action: Wait for the lunch break to pass

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Action - Try to make lunch again, and if that fails, eat fruit.

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What if you fail eating the fruit too?

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Action: Accept the “First Launch” and “Karman Line” contracts.

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Are you really going to try to beat KSP within this FG?

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Yes. I am insane enough for that.

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