Thrive SCP Thread

even thought i would love to put something very funny and ironic inside my cranium (like tuna or my favorite manga about fictional lesbians) i guess my imuno system will be… a little angry, to say the least.

excerpt if we could control our imunologic system with the 8610, ima going to test this later.


uhhhhhh… s-so recently i was checking jupiter with my personal space telescope and…
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(sowwy for the image quality, i’m using 70s soviet technology and cameras weren’t their best thing)
so far i know, Amalthea (the wierd bright dot inside the green circle) wasn’t supposed to have such a high albedo that could make it so visible in this image.

what this means? well, something on it has changed.

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Is this another ARG?

its an kind of follow up to this:

with the tiny satellite i made, it is very obvious what happened. it’s almost perfectly spherical despite not having anywhere near the mass required to maintain such a shape, and it is producing heat, most of the light produced by which, it is reflecting back inside itself. (instead of looking like a baked potato with the thermal camera, it looks like a near solid blob of 0C with only the very surface layer any colder than the rest)

after getting the satellite closer, the former rock had a face and relatively tiny pseudopods. it had also pulverized the entirety of the rock it was on based on the visuals when the probe landed on the giant 8612-3 instance, and by the looks of it, it’s using its glitching to separate the asteroid into the most useful forms of the elements it contains. it also had a chair coated in a radioactive element right below its surface based on how the -3 cells were making the area around the chair glow purple and blue.
it also had a bunch of extremely reflective plates of metal scattered about below its surface, though i could only see a few meters in each direction so that might not say anything.
as for how i got this information, well, any good satellite designed to safely land has landing gear, a knife, a drill([1]), and a camera it can extend past the feet of its landing gear by about 5 meters, and a thermometer that reads the temp of the camera arm.
that said, it pushed the camera out with one of the metal plates and covered the area that got sliced with a metal plate from the inside, and the thermometer read about 37C the whole time it was below the surface.

anyways, the satellite is now going after the tiny white blob i just saw float off of the lifeform, and will send it to lo for me to analyze it.

btw, sylvie found out how to teleport, and was partially inside of the viewing lens on the probe when it was looking below the giant -3 instance’s surface despite both sides of the lens having an airtight seal.


  1. or, in this case, a very high powered laser with a very tiny beam ↩︎

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nice, so more bwain damage ever again? thats nice.

so we can cut off our limbs without it effecting our abillity to do things? hmm that gives me an idea… im getting a knife.

also, I approve of þis use of arcahic english words
(þ = th btw)

anyways, question: 8610-:3 is usually liquid right?
im kinda wondering if anything would happen if i drink it?

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did u covered it with lead or bismuth, right? because there was a time when I ignored everything they said about Jupiter’s magnetic field and launched a satellite into orbit. result? It completely broke down after a week.

oh, Lylith has also doing theses kinds of sheningans too. two hours ago she asked me to borrow a camera and two minutes later returned it to me with an photo of earth from the moon.
I’m going to teach her about the Apollo and Zayra landing sites so she can have more fun on there.

what are u planning huh? i lov ur energy but i’m telling the kitchen staff to not allow u on there anymore okie? <3

based. þis is þe best letter, and þe motive we stopped using it was sooooo lame.

DON’T. PUT. ANY. OF. YOUR. CUTE. CATGIRL. FINGERS. ON. LYLITH.

OR I’M CUTTING U IN THE HALF AND EATING IT

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yes, but it can make solid tissue, though it takes more energy to keep solid than any current -:3 instances have.

if you want to know, you have to make your own.

btw there’s a thing set up to let people sign some forms to buy an 8610-3 bottle to make their own liquid children from the -3 fluid that there’s no room for in storage


just remembered about this, the puzzle is complete, 999 was very happy when i gave them the puzzle, and i have a few bottles of fluid that make themselves look like different pride flags based on what a person holding one identifies as, and some vials of blood that just combine the effects of 999 and 8610-2 blood with no interaction between the anomalies.

the more interesting fluid, when put in 8610-3 fluid, assimilates the fluid it was put in, and pouring two bottles of it into the same container results in an 8610-3 instance that acts similar to SCP-999, but can do all the the things an 8610-:3 instance and 999 are able to, and can control what kind of furry it turns someone into!

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oooh cool…

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYFINALLY, FINALLY!!! I’M GOING TO BECOME MY RACCOON-CATSONA!!!

oh btw, i tested becoming a furry with the funky quantum information transmission thing, and it kinda worked… but i ended up looking more like an bulky werewolf (+9999 yottaton of dysphoria) and had to shave my entire body cuz the fur don’t retracts or something. i took the amnestesic pills so i guess i wont need to deal with… the thing, i was talking about, whatever it was.

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May I ask, what is going on at this point?

Cutting my arms off, duh!

and anyways i already got a knife

[REDACTED] minutes later…

well that was painful.
not that i care that much about that anyways.
but besides that, it’s actually been feeling pretty nice
it’s surprisingly freeing.
and dont worry i’ll put my arms back on…
…eventually

okay!

8610-2 studying SCP-8610 and doing science to it mostly
also, they’re asking questions about it, and making hypotheses about it

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three slighly insane scp researchers with furry tendences conduct research on SCP-8610, which they’re infected with.

one of them was living on a jupiter moon for a while, and discarted some SCP-8610-3 on another smaller moon, which resulted in it to become an sapient meowing sphere.

also Dawn has studying alot about portals, and using it for the most sick things ever, like making things small and wireless brains.

oh, there was also an cute fella that dawn was also researching, they was originally just a scattered brain, but SCP-8610 causes insane regeneration, so through the months its become a full body again.

aaaand the SCP-8610-3 (the glitchy meowing matter) is capable of turning into a pet creature under right conditions, which is called SCP-8610:3.

please don’t use it as an way to grab my feet while i’m sleeping. it would be the third person to do this, and its already getting annoying.

yes… but i suppose the O5 council don’t want to… mess with an highly powerful memetic agent, so its all on our hands.

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Wouldn’t the existance of an anomaly this large alarm the foundation?

Edit:

I am fairly sure that the foundation has already dealt with far more dangerous entities than a catgirl planet.

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Why the Belgium would i do that? and who were the three people who did?

also, by the way by “…eventually” i meant i might, and if i do it wont be anytime soon.

Dawn and Lylith. you would be third.

ah, ok. that makes sense.

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I noticied that we still don’t have an actual wiki post, and since the plot is getting kinda confusing to outside ppl now, i think its an good time to do.

(Btw how i do make this a wiki post?)

Characters

(Ima going to copy n paste the old one and change some tiny bits)

SCP-8610
Variants

Wip

Symptoms and transmission

Wip

Locations

West Wing: wip

South Wing: wip

Jupiter System: wip

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to be fair, i needed a way to test if 8610 could gain completely new anomalous properties rather than just new physical characteristics/non anomalous biological functions for infected people, and i had just recently told someone we could use autokinesis on limbs we detach, and i was also feeling like pranking someone.

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this wiki post has been moved down to post 1202

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maybe we should use this one as the wiki post, as it exists already?

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haha, vewy funny.

anyways, i stole you blahaj. who is the funny now hUh?


//i just discovered that there is an scp somewhat semelhant to early 8610, but without the cool “turning into a catgirl” part and turns you feral.

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