Thrive SCP Thread

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The 1001th post on the Thrive SCP thread

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THE SCP THREAD GOT 1000 plus one POSTS

List of most active accounts in the thread (as of the moment i edited this post):
1.aah31415 with 245 posts! (24.5% of the thread)
2.Trappist-1e with 174 posts (17.4% of the thread)
3.willow with 108 posts (10.8% of the thread)
4. Dawn with 107 posts (10.7% of the thread)
5. Nigel with 56 posts (5.6% of the thread)

thank you everyone for thinking a funny scp post was good enough to make a 1000-post thread :D

We also got 4.6K views, 912 likes, 21 unique accounts who posted, and 146 minutes of read time if you wanna know

(sorry for editing so much)

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So me and Willow share almost a quarter of all the posts on this thread. Btw, wiki posts are only able to be made by regulars

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I just earned regular. Again. I don’t remember when I lost it.

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most frequent non-obsessed poster, wooo

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I’m kind of surprised that I am top #1 in this category.

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Alright, I have a serious question.

WHO THE HELL DECIDED THIS WAS AN SCP???

I’M SORRY BUT ARE TREES SUPPOSED TO SCREAM?

And secondly:


WTF did you do to that tree that the f*cking ETHICS COMMITEE thought it was too horrible to mention!

ITS A TREE!!!

I also have several questions for Dr. Hanz about that therapy session he gave the tree.

If anything the only property this tree has may be making people obsessed with making it scream, to the point of madness and irrationality.

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do not the tree.

jokes aside, i’ve tried to make that tree scream by making it believe that they’re on the middle of an fire, y’know, adding ashes on the soil, constant vibrations on the bark, even burning some leaves. no result.
at least its an great scratch toy.

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Which SCPs are NOT in your facility?

uh… you know how the higher ups requested dawn make a bunch o’ portals to be used for linking the foundation sites after she sucessfully invented portal tech?

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Does this include SCPs like 001-j?

i also finished making an 8610-3 instance that can replace oxygen and glucose with a constant supply of electricity via an endosymbiont(said endosymbiont can also generate a current with ATP), and can make excess energy into glucose via another former endosymbiont that was reduced to genetic replication and execution machinery that makes more of itself and makes RuBisCO, so it can survive a power outage without prey.

that said, that -3 instance has been being fed a lot so i can have it make as many of those bone planks as possible, so the other sites can all have at least one portal room. i also finished those pocket dimension portals btw, and made one be packed full of those infinitely falling magnet stick generators, and it has artificial gravity thanks to how easy artificially made space is to bend, so that’s one portal, that i made one sided, that can be plugged into any outlet that can handle it(ex: not any wall outlet), that generates enough energy to power this whole site, and can’t be disabled without being unplugged.

also, i told the -3 instance with the electroplast(though, that implies they make glucose) organelles about scp 8610, with the modification that the link that lets you control disconnected limbs also electrical energy be instantly transferred between disconnected parts, and that 8610-2 and -3 cells share beneficial endosymbionts, including those without membranes, with eachother when touching.
basically all that means is i can make crystalline ‘organs’ that use a conductive cell walls once i inject myself with some fluid from it, which, due to it being genetically identical to me, since i made it from 8610-3 fluid i made, is perfectly safe.

said crystalline organs, however, are currently only rated for low voltage, so they will not be used for powering a space station, for example, but they can be used to power a biobot, an already activated portal, or a limb that has no way of getting more energy, and a few other things, though.

that last one means that stuff like arms, my knives, eyes, brains(though that last one is very risky), and pretty much anything for acquiring energy, can be disconnected as long as you have similar organs on them and somewhere on your body.

btw, what’s that one SCP that whatever they believe becomes true?

not anymore. 001-j was thrown in an isolated pocket dimension with only one entrance from a portal that doesn’t have the stuff to let it easily connect to other portals, and then said portal was turned off and destroyed. so basically, said scp has been neutralized, whether or not it is destroyed is not able to be determined, since the isolated, single entrance pocket dimension portals use the exact atomic configuration of the person who activated them, at the exact moment they activated the portal.
to do this, i integrated a very high res 4d camera. they’re pretty easy to make once you know how to move through the fourth dimension. also, the slices about a milimeter along the W axis from where earth is, in both directions, there’s just a venus sized rock with no atmosphere.

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What has happpened to the catgirl moon near Jupiter?

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Well, she’s got a giant tail about thrice as long as she is wide, has been given games and a computer to play them, and I took some of her spores and rehydrated them before treating them like normal cats and letting them live in me, Lina, and sci’s room/house thing.

The giant -3 instance has been focusing more on research & stuff since then, so she might have just not had enough enrichment in her enclosure. Oh, also, her avatars(what I’m calling the smaller -3 instances she controls) act and speak very similar to Lina, so I’m guessing she’s basically a copy of Lina made when she was on lo, but driven a little bit more insane by being stranded in space with very little to do for several months

She’s also started repairing spacecraft for us, and has a few portals on her surface she’s letting us use to send stuff to her to throw into space or to repair/dismantle, and to send stuff to a portal hub she has that has a few portals going to earth, but mostly portals she’s thrown to other moons or put in spacecraft we’ve given her to repair and send somewhere.

I’m pretty sure she split from Lina before she decided to go by Lina here, so I’m interested to see if she’ll choose the same name or a different one.

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So how many SCP-8610 instances are out there now?

I have no idea.

I could tell somebody that being infected with 8160 means you automatically know how many living 8610 instances exist, but there could be enough that the number would simply break any brain that is or was a human brain. If 8610-0 came from another planet, that is.

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I got one of theses, they’re great to make interestellar ion engines (since absurds amounts of eletricity are needed), although i’m going to miss the old bulkier reactors we used.

I’m going to check it by myself. The only person that know myself better than anyone else is myself after all.

yep, this is something that i would totally do out of boredom.

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Question: Can SCP-8610 infect aliens?

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I don’t know of any aliens within reasonable distance that we could test it on, but theoretically, as long as they have an animal that decided to form a symbiotic relationship with them the way cats did with us, it should.

It can infect an octopus though!

Same, though, we could always make an even bulkier reactor that uses Orion drives, two giant portals made somehow immune to gravity, and a neutron star, a black hole, or something with even stronger gravity, to power like, an ascension gate or smth. Maybe even a matter generator. We could have a very expensive infinite sandwich machine, though maybe it’d be better to generate infinite uranium with it…

Infinite hydrogen would be a way to make all the things tho, and would let us power a fusion generator to make the infinite energy apparatus even more efficient!

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BTW as per portals, did you try using them to achieve infinite energy generators?

Didn’t just try, succeeded. Requires gravity tho(if you don’t have it natural, homemade works fine), and if you’re not careful you could send your home planet past the end of time with it.

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