When were you the closest to death?
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I’d say sun portal incident, but… Well… It’s probably actually when someone(ahem, Dr dim) decided to ‘prank’ me with an axe that was “supposed to hit a foot to the side of your neck” according to Dr dim, and made me get decapitated when I woke up due to pulling a rope that pulled the axe down, and have to put my head back on. This happened semi-recently btw, after I fell asleep in my lab about a week ago.
I have since moved all the lobes of my brain that aren’t just for processing stimuli into my chest cavity.
I also have no idea how he got in my lab to do that.
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Who is Doctor Dim? Are they converted or not?
You know Dr jack Bright? I call him Dr dim because every ‘prank’ he tries to pull on me is something nobody with more than half a working brain cell would come up with
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No I don’t.
//Was that character here before or you just introduced them?
Good question. I’ve tested it with a few specimen i collected from exoplanets i explored. It mostly works, however when the species don’t have any equivent of the feline feature it’s developing, it becomes an useless appendice. Also for some reason when the alien in question (for example, the adorable pseuo-eels from Polaris-d) has nitrogenous bases X and Y beside the default TGAC, they can’t be infected.
Thats exatcly why i’m in love with you
There is always some small amount of -3 in your fingers that end up on the password input, he probably figured out after trying some combinations.
What would you need that uranium for? Creating a catzilla?
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Ah. So I need to change the pattern from 8•8 to 128•128 then.
Actually, that’s a bit overkill, I could just coat it in transparent -3 skin, double the resolution, and change it to an 8-bit picture of your face
Nuclear reactors, nukes, and 5 mile long uranium sticks for accelerating to relativistic speeds to hit things I want to obliterate with them!
First thing I’m gonna try the last one on is a neutron star.
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So essentially rods from… a catgirl SCP?
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I’d call em rods from the god of gods, since if those tungsten ones had the power of even a lesser god, the 5 mile uranium ones would have more power than Hundreds of millions of the tungsten ones, and would still have all that uranium to fuse uncontrollably.
If you were to make one several times bigger and faster, and several times more volatile in its nuclear reactios, I’d call it a rod from the hypergod
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On another note what are your plans in this universe now? What else is there to do?
Colonize the universe, destroy neutron stars, see what’s inside a black hole, give my blob children their own universes to rule, make an artificial universe that works like Minecraft, y’know, the normal stuff!
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How long do you think it’ll last? How many more posts of this story will be made?
Remember the times of this thread’s beginning, with a progressing SCP-8610 breach?
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you really know how to be romantic with me hmm?
I think the impact of it would make able to add at least two new lines on the periodic table.
How dare you forgetting an artificial universe identical to ours so we can test all kind of stuff ranging from alternate history to what the biggest kaboom possible?
Under a story wise ending, i’d go with an lovercraftian end of the world while we discover the real origin of the scp-8610.
Under a character wise ending, i’d go with all mankind provolving into catgirls and my girlfriends and i becoming actual moms of the -:3 instances, taking them to school and thing like that.
Under a evangelion brainrotted wise ending, i’d go with the giant -:3 instance (and therefore, me) turning into a god and turning humankind into just one singular blob, excerpt by dr zenn and other character, which zenn start to choke them on a beach, only to give up and say:
“i don’t need an bonus anymore.”
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I… Don’t know how I forgot about that.
<):3
Hopefully more, I want all those islands of stability filled.
He’s the dude with his soul stuck in an indestructible amulet.
Oh, that gives me an idea!
I’m telling someone that 8610 instances past -1 all have soul crystals that are indestructible, make any metal they are fused to indestructible and immutable until removed, and shape themselves to fit in gem slots in jewelry, armor, and weapons.
Then I’m putting mine into three rings
(It was gonna be two, but then I remembered that all the people getting married to eachother are supposed to have a ring, not just the ones that are being gifted a ring
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Wasn’t that like one of there prominent in-universe SCP researchers? I can’t recall their name right now…
good see that this thread is back to its regualar insanity
yessss we need thiss
any ideas on what to name them?
o///o
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[squealing has gone past human hearing]
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Oh, I almost forgot, as a precaution against what happens with Dr dim’s amulet when he puts it on someone happening, I recommend you and Lina make your souls crystalline as well
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So you three want to marry or something? Shouldn’t this belong in the DMs/PMs?
Well, an Scium and an Dawnium are obviously mandatory.
[Extremely happy catgirl noises]
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