What about yourself, Trappistium?
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humbleness is important
alright, i talked a bit with the giant -3 avatars and… holy belgium, it feels exactly as discussing with the little voice in my head, excerpt that the voice is in front of me and taking place on the conversation.
that things are me. without doubt.
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it’s an scp wiki character but im pretty sure most people use dr. elias shaw now because of some bad thing the creator (who named the character after himself) did
yeah, but it’s funnier to keep calling him dr bright but just portray him as like, the worst person. and it lets me call him dr dim.
i plan on putting his amulet in the core of a neutron star, putting said neutron star inside a really big isolated, single entrance pocket dimension, and then breaking the portal, if he ever goes near another minor. that’s part of the list of things dr bright isn’t allowed to do for a reason.
honestly i would have already by now, but apparently he’s “ToO VaLuAbLe!1!” and i’ll “GeT FiReD If yOu dO tHaT” because the foundation is way too obsessed with the idea of true immortality and wants to keep his amulet in this universe so they can make more for all the members of to 05 council.
like, y’all would already be functionally immortal if you just let yourselves get infected by 8610 and crystallized your souls! you don’t need his amulet to become functionally immortal.
hell, i’m pretty sure the only ritual that was used to make his amulet was one to destroy a soul that resides in a crystal! i’m even 99% sure that it was made from the soul crystal of an 8610-2 instance who had a strain of 8610 that makes your soul be an indestructible, crystalline organ in your body, that makes metal it’s socketed in become immutable!
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yeah good idea
hmmm… I’ll call O5-4.
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bite his leg. go bite his leg. you have total permission to bite his leg if you say that was an involuntary reaction caused by scp-8610. i checked the regulamentation.
bite. his. leg.
ooooh i know him! we met during an ██████ event in ████ somewhere around ████. we talked a bit about █████████████ferdinand█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ and it was quite an good guy.
and of course, the foundation filter is going to censor all of my text.
The mindspace has been opened 
hopefully our fictional SCP foundation can find some way to contain it, and we can contain it ourself if it doesn’t then 
uhhhhh… is everything okay director C?
i dont know and i dont wanna find out
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Done. He is now missing both legs after trying to trip me while I was getting coffee.
Also, apparently I have pocket dimensions in my mouth and bigger mouths in said pocket dimensions like Marvel’s flerkens, because it was one bite that took out both of those legs, and I saw an explosion of flesh from my mouth and then his legs were gone. He only still has a body because he fell out of his chair and cracked his skull open, and I’m not letting him get the 8610-3 fluid used to heal his current body.
Oh, btw, I heard at least 5 people start clapping when he started screaming. And I feel fabric In my stomach, but not in my stomach. It is very unpleasant and I do not know how to get it out.
What one of computer are you using? I haven’t had to deal with that in years, and the higher ups apparently have to ask me to edit stuff I say online to remove sensitive data from it.
Oh, I stole a troll computer from the homestuck universe(don’t remember how, I did it after someone snuck 5 grams of 420-j into my brownies like, 3 years ago), and had willow make a program using it that instantly reverts any changes to stuff I’ve sent/posted/uploaded that weren’t made by me, unless I set it to a wiki post or smth.
I’ll send you the client file.
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…time to cross off the list some ideas i had…
my east german A 5120. it blocks all virus well because the the it was build the whole concept of computer virus is something you would see on a arthur clarke short story, but the foundation filters were turned on my someone and i can’t turn off.
ssshhhhhh i’m still on the act 3
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Ah, I know how to turn the filters off, since they kept getting turned on automatically with every update to my computer.
I can have that turned off like, as soon as I figure out your computer’s settings menu.
What ideas?
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silly ideas
i burn them already
and sadly i took an amnestic by accident so i can’t remember what they were hahah
Why do I have a feeling they’re from the folder that you had locked in a box under a floorboard?
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BOX
ohno ohno ohno ohno
I saw it on the very obvious camera that’s been in the room since before the, whatever the part of the site we live in now, that was a single room, is called(is it a suite?), was fully decorated?
I’ve also seen you writing in a folder that I can never find at other times, while waking up. Pretty sure I just went back to sleep most of the time.
Btw, why haven’t I gotten rid of these human ankles yet? All they cause me that cat ankles wouldn’t is pain.
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i thought it was one of that security cameras that no one actually takes a look into, or that fake ones to scare away people.
…please tell me that you didn’t saw the contents of the folder
Only glimpses from the side while I was on the edge of consciousness, so, not in a way I’d pay attention to or remember them.
Why?
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uh, confidential information.
i got theses already, the only problem is that i can’t use shoes anymore.
If you want shoes I can make them for you, especially since claws made me have to brush up on those skills.
I used to run so much I was jokingly called the shoe destroyer before I got this job, so that’s why I first learned to make them
There, ankles no longer humanoid.
I wonder what would happen if I dropped a drop of my -3 fluid on a spider, took it’s soul crystals, and used it to make an indestructible skeleton?
How many would I need for an indestructible biobots? Nevermind I’d only need one as long as its only got one piece of metal.
O - O
OwO
Universe sized spaceship with frames made entirely from aluminum and socketed soul crystals!
Should we use exclusively soul crystals from people as bad as or worse than Dr dim for the frame, since welding his amulet to a steel plate, or even a plate made of the exact alloy his amulet is made from, doesn’t make said plate indestructible, and doesn’t let him control people or robots that pick up his amulet by the plate, we could build the skeleton and weld the rooms to it
Or maybe we should make an 8610-4 instance with the power of an omnipotent god, convince it to crystallize it’s soul, socket it’s soul crystal(which would be gigantic btw) in the frame, in a way that adding more frames automatically fuses them to the skeleton, and sockets them onto the parts of the soul crystals, making them indestructible until the soul crystal has been spread too thin?
With the second option, we could have the spaceship be alive and a reality bender!
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