Dr. Sci0927, currently alone in a hotel room: tuwns awmm into ants wow cool tuwns awm back hmm, weally? wow. qwestion: could the ants tuwn back into a cat girl if the owiginal cat girl was dead?
Dr. Zenn wakes up from his desk “That was a weird dream! Welp, got to get back to observing the 8610-2s in the Western Wing.”
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dr zenn then wakes up again because of his arm getting stepped on and it turns out reality was what he was initially dreaming about
the hive:’ yes actuawwy, we’ve been weviving the gatgiws and catboys that die on theiw way ovew to the city. even if the body is compwetewy incinewated the consciousness’s wast state wiww be twansmitted to ouw mind, awwowing them to just wake up from a piwe of ants in whatevew position they wewe wast in.’
Dr. Zenn wakes up from his desk “Wow, double dream? Welp, got to get back to observing the 8610-2s in the Western Wing.”
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dr zenn checks the cameras, but all the rooms and hallways are empty except for a single, green, metallic, ant.
Dr. Zenn panics but is then informed that the 8610-2s were observed entering a room to sleep in. He then switches his camera feed and sees them.
“Stop derailing this wholesome story about killing evil catgirls! catgirl slavery now!” Said Zenn.
‘stop derailing this story of a fight between constantly evolving armies to have your catgirl slavery’ said a voice in dr zenn’s head, before all the catgirls that are sleeping disperse into ants and crawl into the vents.
Dr. Zenn wakes up from his desk “Wow, triple dream? Welp, got to get back to observing the 8610-2s in the Western Wing.”
vote to have this not be what happens?
- it is a dream
- it isn’t a dream
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[I arrive back at area 13 holding a parasol and sunglasses on my forehead.]
mew guys im backie- Whewe is evewyone? i go on beach for liwe, two hours and the entire foundawion go on buwger kiwg WITHOUT ME?! Im awgry now.
[I starts cleaning my own legs with my tongue, in a way that seems uncomfortably strange to someone who isn’t a catperson.]
I was goiwg to tell you belgium I had twaced the origin of all this, how the sillyness :3 started, but now that you were mean to me I won’t! hisssss
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“check behind ya :3”
this looks like two children saying
“Is not.”
“Is Too!”
“Is Not!”
“Is Too!”
“Is Not!”
but more verbose
Yeah. I got that vibe around the time ‘mechanical super ants which are also invincible and strong’ started fighting with the never ending supply of alternate dimension warriors.
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it was ants with metallic armor, not mechanical or super, until the ‘ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny’ type crossover happened, then they were super ants.
Abbendum 24:
SCP personell has decided to merge the star-beings using [REDACTED] into one large star-being that will be better at fighting. However, they took a bit of it to their secondary HQ…
There, they also had a few cat-ants that they managed to capture from the battlezone. Staff has been assigned with merging a catant with this star-being piece.
When it has succeeded, the scientists found the ant to be mettalic gray in color, with it’s head changing shape.
Suddenly, the gray ant turned into a hunting dog, stood up on it’s back paws like a human and said like a human:
-“What are your orders, Lord?”
The Emergency SCP Council has then asked SCP-343 to create lots of food, which the dogant has turned into trillions of it’s perfect copies.
The dog-swarm is now heading for the battlezone, with only one goal - liquidate the cat-swarm.
ufh fiwe, i dowt have mew better to do, i will tell you all. But next time i WANT TO BE THE BUWGER KIWG >:3.
It was Zenzone. I have ewidence. FIWST OF ALL mew, Zenzone was the first to say 'bout the ghost of catwirl discussion, sowething that wasnt touched in weeks. Secowd, why would he meow about that? Thewe wasnt any motiwes or thingies happewening related to that. “But trappist, it was 50gens and forumgamermasterchef that started all of that…” shup. up. or i will eat your tasty organs. everybowys that is cute knows that 50gens and fourmgamerpro are just zenzone controled robots. “bwut t-this dont answer why h-he did it” It’s my secowd warning, on the thiwd, bye bye intestine ;3. After big brotwer hilidhskdjskaklainder prohibit sacwed discussions about underwater civilizations, did he make zenzone very angwy. Why? Well, zenzone is known by makiwg agreements with the ewil dolphins (I’m not talking about you porpoises, you guys awe cool :3333) and since now he can’t figure out how to get the dolphins into the industrial revolution, they can’t tawe over the eawth and pay him The shiny hardcover limited edition of “How to cook a Thanksgiving chicken in ten simple steps”.
That’s why zenzone wants the entire forum to suffer from catpersons, so hdjskdkkskdjdnnslainen will alloy subwater disscussions again.
But Zenzone hawed what he cweated, even twough it was the next logical stage of huwan evolution. mew. He decided to pretend he is a Dr of SCP fundation and now he mawe evewyones thinws that catsillys are evil.
I have to run away now, he’s going to put me in that darn cell agawin. goobye cats.
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The Swarm recognizes a signal that isn’t from its ants. it swarms around The Organism, ripping chunks off of it and its children, incorporating the genes of the evolving tissue into its own and supercharging the speed-evolution ability with mana, making it into basically a nerfed version of 682’s immortality and causing the ants that have the speed-evo ability to start rapidly asexually reproducing and the ones who don’t to take a chunk off of ones who do until all of The Swarm has the ability to adapt within less than a second. a few minutes afterwards it starts preparing for every possible threat by jacking up armor toughness, armor reflectivity, heat resistance, UWU levels, muscle strength, reaction speed, and making them all able to teleport anywhere they want regardless of observers observing them
Kinda agree with Zenzone in that I personally think that everything that happened since Nigel Nova should be treated as non-relevant/a dream, due to how far it deviates from the intended purpose of this thread and jumps around wildly.
If, and it’s a big if imo, it is greatly desired for the portal plot line to be relevant in some way, it is my opinion that it should be done in such a way that is consistent, has logic behind the creation and use of the portals, well thought out and reasonable reasoning behind the formation of various alliances and powers, elimination of the dozens of independent POVs for a single/small select group of POVs, etc.
I know I haven’t really been involved in this while debacle, but that’s my two cents. This chaos can be entertaining, but this thread started and seemed to be intended to proceed in a significantly more organized manner than what has occurred.
Edit: Also, personally think ‘uwu speech’ should be kept to a minimum for coherency of all parties involved (perhaps only present when an afflicted character is actively, verbally speaking, or on the off occurrence that the presence of such speech is being explicitly taken note of). I can barely read half the posts in this thread smh
Again, just my recommendation
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what was once a self insert, carefully thought through with an ACTUAL reason on how my character could potentially be in this story (going off of what has actually happend in remmortal), turned into “yep. theres a big portal in the sky apparently, connected to all fictional universes, somehow.”
dont know how this happend
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Ye, yours was a bit reasonable at least
Think the biggest kickoff to confusion was when willows ants appeared out of nowhere. Like I kinda understand where they were coming from by adding them, but it also completely derailed the discussion to focus on fighting their ants instead of the original focus on … Contagious Nekoism as an SCP(?)
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