Today is just not your day: The Game


(*Dab*) #185

You discover the cure for literally all diseases. but thanks to your ignorance. it gets destroyed

today is not your day

you become the greatest leader in the world.


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #186

And took out ISIS

Today is just ur day.

Aliens abduct u


(Evolution4Weak) #187

And They Give You Amazing Technology!
Today is just your day!
You Found A Lucky Penny!


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #188

It puts you to jail because your a murderer desu desu :grinning::grinning: (he says in a happy voice)

Today is ur day

You prove that climate change is natural and is nit being caused by humans


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #189

U disprove the soviet hamster

Today is just ur day

Ur neighbor…


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #190

Kills you in a fire

Today was not your day by a long shit


(*Dab*) #191

Since you didnt have one

You become despacito spider lord of the yeet. But a roblox character named commit kill yourself yeets you out of existance

Today is just not your day

You are able to speak every language known to man


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #192

It took you so long to learn them that mankind is now extinct.

This millennium is just not your millennium

You somehow land on jupiter


(Radical Revolutionary) #193

Today is just not your day
You died and is now in a room with an ugly guy showing you every horrible thing in your life

(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #194

You look back at when you saw a hot girl you had a crush on in highschool. You ask the man to replay the clip, but he says no.

Today is just not your day.

You find an silver dollar at the car wash


(Radical Revolutionary) #195

It turns out the silver dollar is radioactive,thats why theres a liquified man near you but you just take it anyway(you know what will happen)
Today is just not your day
You are the person who started memes


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #196

You get old, and look into memes again only to find how bad they got. You die unpeacefully

Today is just not your day.

You gain a new art skill


(Radical Revolutionary) #197

You ate your ear
Today is just not your day
You are young foreve and you are immortal too


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #198

You are forever 1 year too young to drink.

This eternity is just not your eternity

You go swimming in antarctica


(*Dab*) #199

you dont get frozen to death. instead you are stabbed by a narwhal. and in a strange order of events. ice collapses under you and your body is fossilized.
Millions of years later. humans go extinct on earth and a new sentient creature discovers your body and puts it on a museum for all to see β€œhorn fish. natural predator of ape fish”

today is not your day

you finally become politically correct


(Radical Revolutionary) #200

Didn’t stop you from being criticized by nazis and communist and any other not politcally ideolagies
Today is just not your day
You are now immortal and invincible with eternal youth at your strongest age,nothing can deatroy you a dog nah!! Your mom Not even!! God don’t even try!!! Not even despacito or horrible kid videos on youtube.You have the power beyond imagine of anything in the multiverse or the multi-multiverse…you can destroy anything create anything as you wish,you can be happy eternally and forever


(@_@) #201

Game Over


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #202

And then you wake up.

Today is just not your day.

You memorise all of english literature


(OrganismOverlord) #203

You speak Japanese.

Today is just not your day.

Apes rule the Earth.


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #204

Apes evolve into humans, and history rewrites itself.

Today is just not your day.

You set an alarm to get up earlier