You discover the cure for literally all diseases. but thanks to your ignorance. it gets destroyed
today is not your day
you become the greatest leader in the world.
And took out ISIS
Today is just ur day.
Aliens abduct u
And They Give You Amazing Technology!
Today is just your day!
You Found A Lucky Penny!
It puts you to jail because your a murderer desu desu 
(he says in a happy voice)
Today is ur day
You prove that climate change is natural and is nit being caused by humans
U disprove the soviet hamster
Today is just ur day
Ur neighbor…
Kills you in a fire
Today was not your day by a long shit
Since you didnt have one
You become despacito spider lord of the yeet. But a roblox character named commit kill yourself yeets you out of existance
Today is just not your day
You are able to speak every language known to man
It took you so long to learn them that mankind is now extinct.
This millennium is just not your millennium
You somehow land on jupiter
Today is just not your day
You died and is now in a room with an ugly guy showing you every horrible thing in your life
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You look back at when you saw a hot girl you had a crush on in highschool. You ask the man to replay the clip, but he says no.
Today is just not your day.
You find an silver dollar at the car wash
It turns out the silver dollar is radioactive,thats why theres a liquified man near you but you just take it anyway(you know what will happen)
Today is just not your day
You are the person who started memes
You get old, and look into memes again only to find how bad they got. You die unpeacefully
Today is just not your day.
You gain a new art skill
You ate your ear
Today is just not your day
You are young foreve and you are immortal too
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You are forever 1 year too young to drink.
This eternity is just not your eternity
You go swimming in antarctica
you dont get frozen to death. instead you are stabbed by a narwhal. and in a strange order of events. ice collapses under you and your body is fossilized.
Millions of years later. humans go extinct on earth and a new sentient creature discovers your body and puts it on a museum for all to see “horn fish. natural predator of ape fish”
today is not your day
you finally become politically correct
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Didn’t stop you from being criticized by nazis and communist and any other not politcally ideolagies
Today is just not your day
You are now immortal and invincible with eternal youth at your strongest age,nothing can deatroy you a dog nah!! Your mom Not even!! God don’t even try!!! Not even despacito or horrible kid videos on youtube.You have the power beyond imagine of anything in the multiverse or the multi-multiverse…you can destroy anything create anything as you wish,you can be happy eternally and forever
Game Over
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And then you wake up.
Today is just not your day.
You memorise all of english literature
You speak Japanese.
Today is just not your day.
Apes rule the Earth.
Apes evolve into humans, and history rewrites itself.
Today is just not your day.
You set an alarm to get up earlier