You were so tired last night that you didnt notice what you were doing and accidently set a bomb.
Today is just not your day
You accidently fall of the front porch
You land in the rose bush, you can imagine how it goes next.
Today is just not your day.
You carve a pumpkin for halloween
It turns out it was actually a Crab, but he’s fine with it, he’s eating candy right now.
Today is you and the Crabs day.
You dress up as Albert Einstein.
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time travelers appear and kill you. i guess you looked a bit too much like him?
today is not your day
you have friends.
But 
friends they say all day and are just violent imature people
Today is just not your day
You have restored germany old greatness and prehaps greater
radical_complainer454 [Tribal]
germany OP plz nerf
ChangeLog
Germany:
-75% production
-20% tech points
Reverted to old state
France:
Flag reskin (Now white)
Ottoman Empire
Banned from being used in competitive
Today is just not your day
You hack the pentagon
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You were caught
Today is just not your day
Pumpkins are extinct
(that was just lazy, but ok)
People scrap spooktober entirely, but create a new, almost identical version. This time using pineapples.
Today is just not your day
You try to finish off an assignment
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(A squash would have been better)
You fell asleep and accidentky made a cup of hot joe spill making it soggy and oh boy is it hot! And then you went to they hospital
Today is just not your day
You are being born
You were a miscarriage.
Today is just not your day.
Aliens invade Earth with pasta.
They are killed because they only have pasta
Today is just not your day almost becoming leader of aliens
You prove that climate change was never caused by humans
People don’t listen to you.
Today is just not your day.
You prove that vaccines DONT cause autism.
But no one listens to you (HA!!!)
Today is not your day
You get to go to the star wars universe and make the united sectors of america
Kinda rude, don’t ya think?
But still no one would listen to either of us except the people who agree
I’m pretty sure to majority of users on this forum would approve that vaccines don’t cause autism.
There would be people who don’t agree in real life
You know that this forum is technically ‘real life’, right? In any case, most people would still agree.
Im mean people who dont use the forum and i use real life as in not the forum
You couldve just said outside of the forum, but okay. But really, the majority would agree with me and many others.