Today is just not your day: The Game


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #205

You were so tired last night that you didnt notice what you were doing and accidently set a bomb.

Today is just not your day

You accidently fall of the front porch


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #206

You land in the rose bush, you can imagine how it goes next.

Today is just not your day.

You carve a pumpkin for halloween


(OrganismOverlord) #207

It turns out it was actually a Crab, but he’s fine with it, he’s eating candy right now.

Today is you and the Crabs day.

You dress up as Albert Einstein.


(*Dab*) #208

time travelers appear and kill you. i guess you looked a bit too much like him?

today is not your day

you have friends.


(Radical Revolutionary) #209

But :belgium: friends they say :belgium: all day and are just violent imature people
Today is just not your day
You have restored germany old greatness and prehaps greater


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #211

radical_complainer454 [Tribal]
germany OP plz nerf

ChangeLog
Germany:
-75% production
-20% tech points
Reverted to old state
France:
Flag reskin (Now white)
Ottoman Empire
Banned from being used in competitive

Today is just not your day

You hack the pentagon


(Radical Revolutionary) #212

You were caught
Today is just not your day
Pumpkins are extinct


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #213

(that was just lazy, but ok)
People scrap spooktober entirely, but create a new, almost identical version. This time using pineapples.

Today is just not your day

You try to finish off an assignment


(Radical Revolutionary) #214

(A squash would have been better)
You fell asleep and accidentky made a cup of hot joe spill making it soggy and oh boy is it hot! And then you went to they hospital
Today is just not your day
You are being born


(OrganismOverlord) #215

You were a miscarriage.

Today is just not your day.

Aliens invade Earth with pasta.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #216

They are killed because they only have pasta

Today is just not your day almost becoming leader of aliens

You prove that climate change was never caused by humans


(OrganismOverlord) #217

People don’t listen to you.

Today is just not your day.

You prove that vaccines DONT cause autism.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #218

But no one listens to you (HA!!!)

Today is not your day

You get to go to the star wars universe and make the united sectors of america


(OrganismOverlord) #219

Kinda rude, don’t ya think?


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #220

But still no one would listen to either of us except the people who agree


(OrganismOverlord) #221

I’m pretty sure to majority of users on this forum would approve that vaccines don’t cause autism.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #222

There would be people who don’t agree in real life


(OrganismOverlord) #223

You know that this forum is technically β€˜real life’, right? In any case, most people would still agree.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #224

Im mean people who dont use the forum and i use real life as in not the forum


(OrganismOverlord) #225

You couldve just said outside of the forum, but okay. But really, the majority would agree with me and many others.