Today is just not your day: The Game


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #226

But there would be people who dont agree.
Ok lets get back to the game


(OrganismOverlord) #227

I know that


(*Dab*) #228

It turns out you went to a budgeted chinese rip off version of the star wars universe. and the united sectors of america have become the socialist sectors of China. you are known throughout the universe as an evil dictator and are killed in war

today is not your day

You travel back in time and kill every single Super bad person in the world.


(@_@) #229

It turns out one of them was your ancestor, due to that you wouldn’t exist to kill them.
Time collapses

Back th+n %a$ ju(= *o§ yo-r ~#y

ERROR 1010101010101 . . . . . .-

You get immortal


(Radical Revolutionary) #230

You get older and older until you are a small pea,ate by an ant
Today is just not your day
You created Today is just not your day:The Game


(πŸ”₯😈πŸ”₯The Lord Of BoredπŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„) #231

this hapins…

Today is just not your day: The Game is CLOSED!

Today is just not your day

you are in heaven/the good place(i love the good place)


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #232

But your house is filled with clown pictures. You hate clown pictures.

Today is just not your day.

You visit detroit.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #233

But while driving to detroit you visit hell (thats an actual town in Michigan) but it turns out hell michigan really is hell its… FULL OF LIBERALS (lol)

Today is not your day

You a blue stone that transports you to an alternate universe


(πŸ”₯😈πŸ”₯The Lord Of BoredπŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„) #234

in the alternate universe you are a criminal and are sent to jail

Today is not your day

you switch genders


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #235

The media thinks your gay

Today is just not your day

The post quality drops by 50% in the next month


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #236

(hey that rhymed)
the average post quality is now -50%

today is just not your day

Waluigi is revealed for smash


(Radical Revolutionary) #237

But you wanted waluigiette
today is just not your day
You spoke your first word


(@_@) #238

It was :belgium: and your parents are angry.
Today is just not your day.

The Microbe stage gets finished


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #239

Before they release 1.0 EA steals the file and sells it for $60 with a $20 battle pass subscription (per month) DLC to play the rest of the game

Today is just not your day

Nothing happens


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #240

NOTHING HAPPENS

Today is not your day

You find out elon musk’s full name is elongated musket


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #241

You try to shoot with elongated β€œMusket”, but he suits you and you got 10 years in jail

Today is just not your day.

Hey look, a butterfly!


(OrganismOverlord) #242

You squash it, and the Butterfly Effect occurs.

Today is just not your day.

The Grounders are chasing you.