Alright, alright. Sorry.
Do it again, and I will C̴͍̃͝A̸͇͗S̷̝̻͈͊̆Ţ̵̃̐͝ ̶̙̣̋T̶̛͙͇̊͘H̵̲͎̘͐Ẏ̵͉̼̫̋̋ ̴͔̹́S̷̞͈̜̄O̸̡̩̍͘Ụ̴̢̾L̴̡̡̒̔̎ ̸̭̇I̷͉̿̀͝N̵͕̺̔̾͜T̷̤̖̞̔́̒Ọ̶͓͍̀̈ ̷̰̋͜͝T̴̪̑H̶̱̰͛͆̀ͅĘ̴̼͕̿ ̴͇̏Q̷̩̕ͅŨ̶͉̔͌Ă̷̤̆͊N̵̦̑̆T̴̞̄̚Ų̵̯̊M̵̨̪̤̄͆ ̶̰̠̇R̵̦͔̔͆̂Ȇ̷̗͕̪͘A̷̳̺͌L̵̹̰͋̀M̷͍͔̭̔.
Sigh, today is just not my day…
(CUE LAUGHTRACK)
Well since it’s kinda back, might as well kinda play it…
The local neighbor’s local piranhas seem to have escaped and bite you.
Today is not your day.
You decide to go to IKEA…
IKEA apparently stands for I kill everybody around
you are a dev for thrive
You barely do anything, get scolded by the other devs, and are banned from working on and even playing thrive.
You go walk your dog.
you become a superhero
You power is making everything taste like mustard
Today is just not your day
You’ve discovered a way to make every day your day
you get board from every day being your day
today is just not your day
you get married
To a person who you don’t love
Today is not your day
You don’t exist
you get born
today is not your day
how i met your mother gets un canceled
I mean getting a life is not the worst and not bad
While hearing about it,your dad sneezed and you bow have the flu.
Today is just not your day
You uses you’re instead your
i don’t know what that means
Today is just not my day
you roll around in toxic waste in order to get superpowers
You roll around in toxic waste
Today is just not your day
You buy a massive truck to impress the locals
It turns out to be made of styrofoam and a stiff breeze takes it away
Today is just not your day
You find the holy grail
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The aforementioned “holy grail” has rust covering the word holy, letting you see the “ho—y grail” when you reach for it your hand passes right through the rust and into the “holey grail” giving you tetanus.
Today is just not your day
You decide to binge the whole of The Office
Turns out you started watching The Office UK. Today is not your day.
You meet Yoda in real life.
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You collab with Yoda on his Youtube channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6EuuHOqD6_8u4MBid-7cHw) but he loses subscribers because of it, and he blocks you on his Twitter account (https://twitter.com/yoda_bot?lang=en) and his Steam profile (https://steamcommunity.com/id/Thebootybandit/).
Today is not your day.
You’re born as a praying mantis.
you were born as a male and a female eats you
today is just not your day
you have a child