Today is just not your day: The Game

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You come to the Thrive forum, and find out the name you came up with is filtered.
Today cannot be your day.
You are now…Ursa(Ryan).
(I had to put parenthesis since the name is filtered for some reason…)

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You tried making some weird things regarding the CiV franchise but failed.
Maybe another day will be yours… but certainly not today.
You are a Forum Game Character now.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You were an unadapted SitF worm and got obliterated by a cursor.
It seems like your day is not today.
You are the guy in real life.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

@JustaDumbThriver

You were an unadapted SitF worm and got obliterated by a cursor.

That’s what mist followers thought MwTC thought about Mistworm’s “defeat”

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You go outside.
Today is your day afterall.
You are now a happy person.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You remember that squid at the bottom of the ocean. Good luck sleeping now.
Today was this close to being your day.
You are a missile that knows where it is at all times. You know this because you know where you aren’t.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You crash into your target.
Today was your day… the last one.
You are now a war veteran with PTSD.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You get re-drafted for some reason, an you get shot in the leg.
Today did not let you see any more days.
You are a pikmin.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You die for a petty cause and get replaced by an another pikmin just like how you replaced a pikmin long deceased now.
Today was your last glorious day.
You are the Tea God now.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

The americans rebel to gain their independence from you.
Today was not your day to be a colonizer.
You are an SCP, specifically a memetic agent.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

@JustaDumbThriver

The americans rebel to gain their independence from you.
Today was not your day to be a colonizer.

I wonder what will the king of the tea have to say about this…

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You get addicted to computer gaming again, despite having something else important to do.
Today is just not your day.
You are a Thrive Update.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

@AnthropocenianAge

You get addicted to computer gaming again, despite having something else important to do.

Is this supposed to be the continuation of the memetic scp thing?

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

@aah31415

continuation of the memetic scp thing?

I don’t even know what an SCP is…So, no.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

What post is it continuing then?

[blackjacksike (Weird FNAF cat)]

But it’s just bug fixes.
Today is just not your day.
You are a TF2 update.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

But TF2 updates are not on The Deckard.
Today is not your day.
You are trapped in Virtual Reality.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You will never see your family again.
Today, nor any other day, will be your day.
You are some random atom.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You become quantum entangled with another atom.
Today no longer has any meaning, and it still isn’t yours.
You are now a Quantum Clock.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

All your atoms unentangle, and only entangle with eachother, causing you to be useless.
Today is not your day to tell time.
You are Oatchi from Pikmin 4.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

On a barren world, something decides to name a piece of technology after you.
Today is a terrible, no good, day.
You are now a game forum.