Today is just not your day: The Game

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

You were in the galaxy that Kirby destroyed.
Today is not your day.
You are now the Terrarian.

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

You are fighting Supreme Calamitas with only your starting tools

Today is just not your day.

You are a planet.

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

you are earth and it is 1907

today is definitely not your day

you are the humans

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

You go extinct because a mars-sized object hits the planet after a storm of meteors.
Today really is not your day!
You are now Jade Harley.

[blackjacksike (Weird FNAF cat)]

But you fall asleep.
Today is just not your day.
You are a music billionaire.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

And yet you become deaf, unable to listen to what you’ve created.
Today can’t be your day.
You are now a developer of Thrive’s.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Your hope for life sinks, as all those hours you spent on applications is wasted.
Today is just not your day.
You are an algorithm trained AI.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are discarded as a better AI emerged, which too has it’s day counted.
Today may not be the day of yours.
You are now a Disturbance ().

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You got stuck inside the Thrive mascot poster, with no way to get out.
Today is just not your day.
You advance to crab.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are snagged off by a fellow seabird.
Today shalt not be your day.
You are now The Forum.

[blackjacksike (Weird FNAF cat)]

But users start talking about politics.
Today is just not your day.
You infiltrate the Game Awards and do the classic reformed rabbi Bill Clinton speech.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

And despite getting there you forget your lines!
Today CANNOT be yours day!
You are now Romp, Disturbance’s forgotten sidekick.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Nobody knows you exist.
Today is just not your day.
You are a Hynerpeton from the Devonian.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You walk too far into a desert and slowly die from the lack of humidity there.
Today won’t be your day.
You are now… yourself.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Turns out, you’re a belgium addict who has their belgium hardened to Thrive creatures.
Today is just not your day.
You return to monke.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

I would not suggest going in this direction… Especially as The Forum is supposed to be kept at around 13+ age rating.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Oops.
New:
People hate you for your beliefs being slightly different.
Today is just not your day.
You return to monke.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

One day you make a leap too faithful, and fall to thy death.
Today won’t be the day of yours.
You are now the country of Belgium.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You get conquered by the Netherlands.
Today is just not your day.
You are an IWBTG fangame player.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You try being the guy in real life and fail miserably.
Today will never be your day.
You are now… no, you are NOT anyone now!