You were in the galaxy that Kirby destroyed.
Today is not your day.
You are now the Terrarian.
You are fighting Supreme Calamitas with only your starting tools
Today is just not your day.
You are a planet.
you are earth and it is 1907
today is definitely not your day
you are the humans
You go extinct because a mars-sized object hits the planet after a storm of meteors.
Today really is not your day!
You are now Jade Harley.
But you fall asleep.
Today is just not your day.
You are a music billionaire.
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And yet you become deaf, unable to listen to what youโve created.
Today canโt be your day.
You are now a developer of Thriveโs.
Your hope for life sinks, as all those hours you spent on applications is wasted.
Today is just not your day.
You are an algorithm trained AI.
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You are discarded as a better AI emerged, which too has itโs day counted.
Today may not be the day of yours.
You are now a Disturbance (
).
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You got stuck inside the Thrive mascot poster, with no way to get out.
Today is just not your day.
You advance to crab.
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You are snagged off by a fellow seabird.
Today shalt not be your day.
You are now The Forum.
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But users start talking about politics.
Today is just not your day.
You infiltrate the Game Awards and do the classic reformed rabbi Bill Clinton speech.
Today is just not your day.
You infiltrate the Game Awards and do the classic reformed rabbi Bill Clinton speech.
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And despite getting there you forget your lines!
Today CANNOT be yours day!
You are now Romp, Disturbanceโs forgotten sidekick.
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Nobody knows you exist.
Today is just not your day.
You are a Hynerpeton from the Devonian.
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You walk too far into a desert and slowly die from the lack of humidity there.
Today wonโt be your day.
You are nowโฆ yourself.
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Turns out, youโre a belgium addict who has their belgium hardened to Thrive creatures.
Today is just not your day.
You return to monke.
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I would not suggest going in this directionโฆ Especially as The Forum is supposed to be kept at around 13+ age rating.
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Oops.
New:
People hate you for your beliefs being slightly different.
Today is just not your day.
You return to monke.
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One day you make a leap too faithful, and fall to thy death.
Today wonโt be the day of yours.
You are now the country of Belgium.
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You get conquered by the Netherlands.
Today is just not your day.
You are an IWBTG fangame player.
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You try being the guy in real life and fail miserably.
Today will never be your day.
You are nowโฆ no, you are NOT anyone now!
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