Plants vs. Zombies timeline ensues.
Today is Day Z.
You are a Peashooter.
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But then you enter the Garden Warfare timeline.
Today, you go against Captain Deadbeard.
You are now Commando Corn.
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A zombie puts you on the cob.
Today is a meal day.
You are Banana launcher from PVZ2.
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You accidentally get launched into a boss character.
Today is not a good day for Zombies.
You are now a Merigold.
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Nobody really uses you.
Today is a day of uselessness.
EA forgot about PVZ.
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Even worse, the new PVZ game is hated by fans.
Today is a sad day for Plants and Zombies.
You are a mound of buried E.T. Atari game cartridges.
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Someone digs you up, and you are just as bad as everyone remembers.
Today is a day of bad memories.
You are a Ghosts nβ Goblins cartirdge for the NES.
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Another contender of bad memories approaches.
Today is going to be an even worse day.
You are a Zelda CDi game.
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You are immortalized through YTP.
Today is a day of rememberance.
You are now Sonic X-treme.
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But now Sonic is shipped with a human girl by SEGA.
Today the world is wondering, what was SEGA thinking?
You are now in Sonic '06.
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As new years come and go, new versions of you replace you.
Today someone forgot you.
You now are Prometheus (mythology).
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You are chained to a rock, and have your liver being eaten by an eagle everyday, which regrows after it is eaten.
Today is bad day to be a deity of any mythology.
You are now the Necrosword, slayer of deities.
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Eventually there are no more deities to be slain.
You are all alone now.
You now are the source that keeps making random people deities every few thousand years.
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You accidentally turn yourself into a deity and are slain by the Necrosword.
Today is a very confusing deity.
You are now Hades, immune to the Necrosword but forced to fight for your reputation after thousands of years of lies pervaded by Disney.
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You eventually give up and let the sword cut you.
The death died today!
You now are a standard person in this death-deprived world.
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You live until the sun takes out the earth.
Today is the end of an era.
You are now the white dwarf sun.
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Over who knows how long your candle burns out.
Today you shine no more.
Now you are a black dwarf.
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Over indefinite time you decay to an iron star.
Today you are diamonds no more.
Now you are an iron star.
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A lone ship from a civ that shouldβve all perished long time ago enters an orbit around you, making your memories of having planets flush back.
Today you again host something orbiting you.
You now are the ship.
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Gravitational waves make you collide with the star.
Today is impact day.
You are the crater.
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