Today is just not your day: The Game

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Specifically, SCP-8610.
Today is ~nya- god, it pains me to make an impression of that.
You are a catgirl.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Not just a catgirl you are, you are the ghost of a catgirl who haunts the forum from time to time.
Today however you wouldn’t cause an another discussion to arise…
You now are kikygames, hiding amongst the forum populace in an undercover account.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

People find out you are kiky.
Today is the banday.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are… Nothing?
Today you weren’t.
You now are something.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

It’s the heat death of the universe, and you suffer proton decay.
Today was a final day.
You are Kraid from Super Metroid.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Not all that many people have heard of you in the forum…
Today is the day you fpund out a community might not know who you are.
You now are Caesar.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Brutus.
Today is a historical day.
You are a millipede kept as a pet.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Oh god, please don’t remind me ;-;
Anyways…
It is the Carboniferous and the concept of pets don’t exist yet.
Today was an ancient day.
You are now SCP-173.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The foundation found a way to end you once and for all.
Today you were neutralized.
You now are a SCP which breached containment.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

You are not SCP-682, and the on-site warhead goes off.
Today is the day of your termination.
You are now John Egbert.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Homestuck is leaking onto the forum once more.
Today is an another spillover.
You now are a gull.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

This gull was hunted by a Golden Eagle.
Today is a very animated day.
You are now in the Rescuers Down Under.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The unusual wildlife of the land down under brings an end to the main characters’ lives.
Today is a day to beware the venomous critters.
You now are an “immortal jellyfish”.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

You get used by a weird rodent as an electric weapon, and then they eat you.
Today is just not your day.
You are now that weird rodent.
(Yes this is a Rain World reference)

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You get cancer’d.
Today was a painful death.
You now are the tumor.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

A cure for cancer is invented.
Today is a medical day.
You are Greg (the guy below).

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Greg is too adorable.
Today and any day, nothing ever should happen to Greg.
But now you are no longer Greg…

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Pain and suffering from not being Greg.
Today is not Greg day, unfortunately.
You are Greg’s tiny little brain.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are no longer needed and so the course of evolution slowly erases you.
Today you are no more.
You now are greg’s husk.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

You find the Egyptian Book of the Dead, and accidentally resurrect Greg’s husk.
Today is a bad day for both you and Greg.
The undead Greg has eaten you, and now you too are a zombie.