Today is just not your day: The Game

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Oh. I thought he was a person who got banned for being too young to be on the forums?

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

That title belongs to Yuyi.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

You never got the chance to partake in that game.
Today is just not your day.
You are now Bandit 99 from Airframe Ultra.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You get caught for being a bandit.
Today you are arrested.
You now are a handcuff.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You were made by a UC that smeltaled the meltal.
Today is the bane of all forum members’ existence.
You are the predator from the Narotiza thrive comics.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are ultimately defeated alongside the big shuttle.
Today was the day of the defeat.
You now are a “kelp civilization”.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You are hated by the forums.
Today is not a day of being social.
You are an “algae civ.”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You get burnt alive by the forum members.
Today was the day of a brutal demise of a civ.
You now are a planimal civ.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Everyone just calls you a sentient plant, even though you are more animal.
Today is not a very researched day.
You are a xenophyophore civ.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

People think that you’re a plant civ.
Today was an unfortunate day.
You now are a green animal civ.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Thankfully, you were only slightly green.
Today is your lucky day.
You are a space whale civ.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are in a mod, thankfully.
Today you can feel safe.
You now are Thrive 2.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You take even longer to be finished than the original.
Today is a repeat of all Thrive dev-days.
You are the fish-like ancestor of the Disturbance.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You evade predators and move on to the next stage of your life.
Today is an yet another day of survival.
You now are a Romp in some dusty arena of a rome-level civ.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

The dust gets into your lungs, and you die.
Today is a suffocating day.
You are sciocont’s lizard.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Yours wings break and you fall from high, killing you instantly.
Today was your last day.
You are now the pack of serpents from “Grinding for da view” artpiece.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You did not look where you were going, and you fell to your death.
Today is a gravitational day.
You are the “bug” concept art organism.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are late for becoming and civ and the civ that emerged on your homeworld made you go extinct.
Today the last bug succumbed to pollution.
You now are Fralegend015.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

The dragon and eye in your PFP exited said PFP and caused havoc.
Today is a catastropic day.
You are Lipovomit.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You caused [REDACTED].
Today is [DATA EXPUNGED].
You now are a SCP.