Today is just not your day: The Game

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You have become the largest Nuke ever made.
Today is a great day for Mother Russia.
You are now a Tsar Bomb.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

But it’s not enough yet!
Today is the DOOMSDAY.
You now are Sundial.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Someone accidentally tips you over, and you break.
Today you would cry, if you weren’t made of stone.
You are now a Lunar Calendar.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Uh, I meant the sundial bomb with that last one

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Someone fell asleep on the controls.
Today was Earth’s last day.
You are an antimatter bomb.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Earth won’t just be scorched, it will be DESTROYED!
Today was the day a planet ceased to exist.
You now are an “artificial supernova”.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

The civ creating you had their home planet obliterated because the supernova was too close.
Today was not a very plan-heavy day.
You are a black hole bomb.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Despite being a bomb, you become the last source of good energy for a desperate heatdeath civilization.
And yet today the energy stopped flowing on the remnants that died sometime ago.
You are now the post-heatdeath universe.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

snore How boring. Nothing happens.
Today, like all days after, is a very boring day.
You are TO from Radiostrocity.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

As more countries start to take notice what happened in Nicaragua, you start wondering how will the future be like to the awakened ant kin…
Today is a day of thinking.
You now are a creature stuck in the skybox (macroscopic land prototype).

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Despite having many myofibrils, jumping does not help you become unstuck.
Today, you touch the sky.
You are now a Thrivehenge of Thrivelogo creatures.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

As time passes, the creatures making you up evolve into forms not like the rocks you were made from.
Today your parts still live, but you yourself don’t.
You now are the creator of “Evolutions!”.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You accidentally become another evolution-type game.
Today is not your day, if you were still yourself.
You are now in Plague, Inc.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

@AnthropocenianAge

You accidentally become another evolution-type game.

You mean the human maker of “Evolutions!” evolved into a video game?

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You did not have a good strategy, and was cured.
Today is not an infectious day.
You made a bunch of forum games to farm posts and get to ascended.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Um, what do we turn into now?

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Edited it! We can officialy continue.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You get banned by a-moderator-yet-to-come for creating forum game (forbidden by that point).
Today was your last day in the forum.
You now are Futur3.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

But even he made an organism that became extinct.
Today, you are within the forum.
You are now a part of Survival in the Forum.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

@AnthropocenianAge

But even he made an organism that became extinct.

Not sure if you know, but futur3 is a banned human spammer person.