Today is just not your day: The Game

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Plant civs.
Today is a very stupid day.
You are the SitF universe.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You fall into the cold void below.
Today ended in a rather cold death.
You are now on a shrimp seedworld.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Yet you are not the Apex Shrimp. You die due to meeting doomlightning.
Today you met your maker.
You are now in Elysium ((the afterlife).

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

It was hell.
Today was not going to spare you from pain.
You are a Serina bird.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You get eaten by a larger “bird”, if humans would even call your killer that.
Today you became a meal.
You are now LUCA.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

You feel like you are being controlled by someone else.
Today might be your day if you live to the editor.
You are now in Thrive.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You were a terrible auto-evo species and got eaten by the player.
Today is a fitness test.
You are a gregtech player.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You die while playing the mod.
Today you wasted a lot of time.
You now are JaDT.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You die of stupid.
Today is a very dumb day.
You are a Polypod from Alien Biospheres.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Your series ends successfully.
Today was a great end.
You now are TeaKing.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

You… wait, didn’t we already do this?
Today is not an original day.
You are the today is not your day FG.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

People forget about you one day.
Today you were forgotten.
You are now the act of forgetting.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Someone remembers you.
Today is the day of confusion.
You are now a paradox.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You get solved one day into the distant future.
Today you are no more.
You now are an alien thirv.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

You get memed into oblivion.
Today is your day.
You are now Willosaur.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Your ancestral aquatic form never ends up in the game.
Today was never predestined to be your day.
You now a crab. A quantum one.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Your superposition teleports you.
Today is your day to be another Thrive developer.
You are now the least favorite dev.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Turns out not the least favorite you are.
Today is just a bit better day…
You are now Kikygames.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Your forum ban only lifts when Civilization collapses.
Today might be a good day.
You are in base Civilization VII, which does not have nuke-crazy Gandhi.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Nuke-crazy Gandhi emerges anyways after who knows how many runs.
Today is an irradiated day.
You now are a nuke.