Today is just not your day: The Game

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

Society is the stage after awakening as far as I remember. But I’ll edit my post.

You find some shiny rocks.
Today is a very important day.
You are in the Society Stage.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You now begin to pollute the environment with factories.
Today is a day where you have to toil all day to making a living in society.
You are now in the Industrial Stage.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You launch a rocket.
Today is a cosmic day.
You are in the Space Stage.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You build Dyson Spheres, which takes literally ages to makes.
Today, after dooming other star systems of their life-giving stars, you do the impossible.
You are now Ascended.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You play with your powers, then go into the WorldBox universe.
Today is a blocky day.
You are a guy on the WorldBox world.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Your entire world becomes blocky.
Today, you hear C148 music.
You are now in Minecraft Classic version 0.0.14a_08.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

The game gets updated.
Today is a day of content.
You are in the first Minecraft version with multiplayer.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

The game is no longer just multiplayer.
Today is a day for new gamemodes.
You are now in Minecraft Classic 0.24_SURVIVAL_TEST.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

As the vision for the game solidifies, more content is added.
Today is a new development age.
You now are Minecraft alpha 1.0.0.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Something strange is happening.
Today is another Seecret Friday Update.
You are now in Minecraft Alpha v1.0.1.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

It appears that a hellish pattern is now in-game…
Today a major update dropped.
You now are Minecraft alpha v1.2.0.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

But now there are no more Monoliths.
Today is a sad day.
You are past Minecraft Alpha v.1.1.2_01

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You mean we downgraded versions?

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

No. Version Alpha v.1.2.0 is past Alpha v.1.1.2_01, so your one is also correct. I assumed you would put the version I mentioned because it has a special feature that no longer generates in modern Minecraft.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

I guess we should move on to beta then?

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Things have changed.
Today is a very inventorious day.
You are now in Minecraft Beta 1.0.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Each update now feels like a large step towards the full release.
Today an another one dropped.
You now are Minecraft Beta 1.1.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

People are annoyed by the new Squid mob.
Today is a very Sheep day.
You are now in Minecraft Beta 1.2.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

People are happy, for they can make cakes now.
Today is a birthday day for some.
You now are MC Beta 1.3.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Who let the wolves out?
Today is not your day to get a Cookie.
You are now in Minecraft Beta v1.4.