Today is just not your day: The Game

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Wait, these are the feature of b1.4, right? I thought the first two lines should be referencing the previous part of this “fg”…

[Rocketsgobrrrr]

You were playing Beta v1.4 but then a creeper killed you when you where mining diamonds.

Today is just not your day.

You are a Trilobite in the Cambrian Explosion.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You notice something escaping you, and it has spikes.
Today was not your day in Cambrian.
You are now Hallucigenia.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Your spikes are no threat to a mad Anomalocarris.
Today is your last day.
You now are the said Anomalocarris.

[JustaDumbThriver (Thrive is the only environment where I am not too lazy to capitalize)]

You are Doomlightning, too.
Today is a thriving day.
You are the Ius Axioms Inc. FG.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You kind of start being forgotten…
Today isn’t a shining day.
You now are Remmortal FG.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Even Remmortal FG is being forgotten.
Today is another sad day.
You are too busy being a real plant torturer.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The roles swap, now the plants torture you!
Today is a miserable day.
You now are a human-torturing plant.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

How could this become worse, you think?
Today could always be a more worse day.
You are now a plant that tortures all animals.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

And the suffering keeps on growing!
Why can’t this day come to an end…
You now are a species of organisms that torture all other organisms of their own kind, including themselves.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

The torturing must end, one plant thinks.
Today is a very enlightened day.
You are now a peaceful plant that teaches spirituality.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

All the torturesome creatures abandon their ways.
Today last one chose the way of peace.
You now are a painless civilization.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

You did something impossible.
Today is another blessed day.
Your entire civilization ascends due to spiritual enlightenment.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You get all other civs in the universe to ascend.
Today suffering is no more.
You now are a “god compound”, an “entity” made of multiple ascended beings working as one.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

And then, things become so much worse.
Today is a very bad day.
You encounter Corrosion.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The compound starts to break apart as it thinks it saw a god from beyond before itself.
Today the peace ended.
You now are one of the gods who were born off the rotting corpse of the compound.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

One of these beings randomly decided to wear a hat.
Today is a very headwear day.
You are now a beret.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are thrown away after your deity decided you’re not cool enough.
Today is a sad day for clothes.
You now are a Demiurge, one of many.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

All the Demiurges decide to make a new universe.
Today is a sad day for games.
You are now in a universe where Thrive never exists.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The evolution game genre dies before the XXI century hits it’s second half…
Today the genre was forgotten for the last time.
You now are in a world where sapient monkeys would never come to be.