Today is just not your day: The Game

What is even worse that not having a Planet of the Apes?
Today is not the planet climate’s day.
You are now the collapsed North Atlantic Current.

1 Like

The North will freeze in cold again.
Today is a chilly day.
You now are the Scandinavian Icesheet.

1 Like

With a new Ice Age comes a new opportunity.
Today is a day for cold-dwellers.
You are now a Siaga Antelope.

1 Like

You are hunted to extinction by certain scavenger birds that might’ve attained sapience…
Today your species is no more.
You now are a rodent, domesticated by these birds.

1 Like

And these are no ordinary birds.
Today, the Avian Dinosaurs regain their place as the dominant lifeform.
You are eaten by sentient Terror Birds.

1 Like

What are we now again?

1 Like

We are now in a new Ice Age on Earth where sentient Terror Birds rule.

1 Like

No I mean each time after the today verse we are told what do we become in this FG.

1 Like

Oh. We are now sentient Terror Birds.

You build a civilization with other forest rockets.
Today the kingdom shines!
You now are a society-stage kingdom of terror birds.

1 Like

But you are not the only Terror Bird Civilization.
Today, like other days, history repeats itself.
You are now a random war of sentient Terror Birds.

1 Like

You come to an end with a victory for one and defeat for the other.
Today something grew stronger.
You now are the victorious terror bird country.

1 Like

After victory, a member of your species suggests pie instead of vehicles.
Today is a day of shaming.
You are now ostracized from Terror Bird Society.

You die to a jaguar.
Today is the day of death.
You now are a pet jaguar of the terror bird king.

1 Like

But the Jaguar dies in the desert.
Today is another day where an Eagle with a snake perches on top of a cactus.
You are now the site of a new Terror Bird Capitol.

This place would very soon host the industrial revolution of this strange Earth…
Today is a steam day.
You now are a terror bird worker.

1 Like

Like the humans before you, you toil in terrible working conditions.
Today is a day for better working conditions.
You are now in a democratic communistic Terror Bird society that did not need violent transition to power.

The country spreads to other continents.
Today is a red day.
You now are a terror bird about to become the first one to walk on the moon.

1 Like

But you discover something strange on the Moon.
Today is not a Monolith day.
You are now the Apollo 11 Lunar Landing Module Eagle.

You get takes by the curious terror birds back to Earth.
Today is a crazy day.
You now are a terror bird conspiracy theorist.

1 Like