Today is just not your day: The Game

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

How did that happen?
Today is a confusing day.
You are a surgically removed brain.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are eaten by some scrats who thought inside you there is a nut.
Today is a bad day to be person.
You now are a human enslaved by the scrats.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Even worse, the Scrat are now enslaved themselves.
Today is a very cat day.
You are a now under the first Smilodon King.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

People have a revolution and send you to the guillotine.
Today is la revolucion day.
You are the guy who gullotined the smilodon king.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

But then another Smilodon takes over.
Today is a very Emperor Day.
You are now a Smilodon Napoleon.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

The entire continent allies against you.
Today is war day.
You are a soldier fighting in the war.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You loot a scrat household.
Today is a horrible day.
You now are scrat in a post-nuclear war fallout landscape.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And then, you see something moving.
Today is more peaceful day.
You are now everyone’s favorite Ice Age Nuclear Fallout Creature, the two-headed Mastodon.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You head towards the cradle that’s holding the ice age UFO.
Today this strange era ends.
You now are the UFO possessed by the mutated Mastodon.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

You see so many artefacts from former humankind and more present Ice Age sapient-animal history in the UFO.
Today is a very Indiana Jones Day.
You are now in Akator, which was real after all.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You see weird terrorbird statues around the place.
Today something was recalled.
You now are a human who somehow knows about the terrorbird past of humankind.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And this human sees something else.
Today is a very Alien Day.
You are now the crystal skeletons of Alien Terror Birds that rule Akator.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You all get stolen by the scrats that survived all that came before.
Today is a lootious day.
You now are a scrat holiday (with the terror bird artifacts becoming decorations in some houses).

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

All I want for Christmas is You!
If I hear that song ONE MORE TIME, I am going to ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT-
You are Scrat Halloween.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And all of a sudden, on Scrat Halloween…
Today is a very Scrat Vincent Price voiceover day…
You are now in the Scrat Thriller video.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

There is such a video out there irl?

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

I don’t think so, but since everything is Scrat now in this universe, it makes sense that Michael Jackson and Vincent Price would be Scrat, too. It would be funny they were a Mega Sloth or Smilodon.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

And I guess now there are humans too.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And who is the producer of music videos in this universe, you ask?
Today is a very Ice Age cast day.
You are now Queen Latifah.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You sing well ig.
Today is a day.
You now are a .