Today is just not your day: The Game


(@_@) #82

The hype isn’t real becaus old spore was bad. But Thrive is now called more bad because it is inspired by spore.

Today is just not your day.

You live forever.


(*Dab*) #83

The supreme singularity gets angry because you’ve done the impossible.
in a fit of rage it destroys everything.

today is not your day

The internet no longer works


(@_@) #84

Everybody starts to share their opinion on the street and you can’t walk two meters without being talked to by some weirdo.

Today is just not your day.

RoboRomb changes his profile picture.


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #85

And he has started an event where he changes it every 30 minutes.

Today is just not your day.

You see a notification from the forum.


(*Dab*) #86

Turns out it wasnt a notification from the forums. but instead a nuke alert warning. you try to head into your bunker but then you remember you dont have one. a few minutes later you are blasted by nuclear bombs and die a painless death

Today is just not your day

justin beiber releases despacito 2


(OrganismOverlord) #87

You kill yourself.

Today is just not your day.

Your baby sister is missing.


(*Dab*) #88

it turns out you ate her in your sleep

today is just not your day

You grow and extra limb on your head


(The Collector Of Useless Information) #89

And u Hit every door u pass thru

Today is just not ur day

You create a forum game


(@_@) #90

And everybody spams it with memes and it gets locked by Hhyrylainen (I cant spell your name sorry)

Today is just not your day.

You discover a way to build a Kugelblitz-reactor.


(OrganismOverlord) #91

looks up Kugelblitz reactor

It malfunctions.

Today is just not your day.

You discover an ancient piece of Chinese pottery.


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #92

The cinese pottery contains the souls of all warriors inside, they are very angry that you touched the pottery and kills you.

Today is Just Not Your Day.

You learned how to communicate with animals.


(OrganismOverlord) #93

The animals inform you of your mothers passing, whom had been murdered by her husband in her sleep.

Today is just not your day.

Your head feels sore.


(*Dab*) #94

You learn that squirrels rule the world. and are now out to kill you. your mad scientist of a grandpa forces you to leave dimension c-137.

today is not your day

humans become a space faring race.


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #95

The Window next to you broke so you get launched off the ship into space and having nothing more to do than watch your slowly death

Today is just not your day.

They actually recreate a Dino!


(*Dab*) #96

Its just a big fluffy chicken

today is not your day

you eat some gourmet food.


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #97

It’s seems that “Gourmet” food was intoxicate because the chef did not know how to prepare that delicious cupcake.

Today is just not your day.

you go to your grandpa’s farm.


(@_@) #98

He ‘accidentally’ hits you with a tractor because you are ‘such a nice grandson’

Today is just not your day.

Thrive 0.4.0 gets released


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #99

It’s just a 2 minutes Demo

Today is just not your day.

Thrive finally is complete and functional, everything is working as intented


(Skeletons send shivers down your spine.) #100

What do you mean with ‘accidentally’?


(@_@) #101

Your computer crashes.

Today is just not your day.

Its your birthday!
Btw, happy birthday Korominas!