Today is just not your day: The Game

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What’s in the club?
Today is a shining day.
You now are a disco ball.

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Does this mean? …
Today is a day for old mods.
You are now disco mode.

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You are shining in a yellow land…
Today is a crescent day.
You now are the banana biome.

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Everything has gone bananas.
Today is a very fruit day.
You are now a Star Fruit.

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You give rise to…
Today is a gruesome day.
You now are a rotting star.

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Oh no!
Today is just not your day.
You are now a Mole of Moles found in a xkcd comic.

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You are quite the large number…
Today is an opposite day.
You now are 0.

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What is the opposite of nothing?
Today is a very confusing day.
You are now infinity (∞).

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What is the combination of both?
Today is a forbidden day.
You now are inf÷0.

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That is not the only forbidden thing.
Today is a very head-scratching day.
You are now 0 ÷ 0 (I just realized this looks like a bird staring at you ).

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Pattern recognition it is.
Today is a scandinavian day.
You now are a Danish power outlet.

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This power outlet is not world famous.
Today is a day for baking.
You are now Royal Dansk Butter cookies.

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How close are you to the monarchy really?
Today is a sweet monarch day.
You now are the kingdom of the cookies.

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Cookie Run: Kingdom?
Today, I was legally obligated to say that even though I’ve never played the game in my life.
You are GingerBrave (the guy Wikipedia says is the main character).

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You get eaten.
Today is a processed day.
You now are a nutrient.

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But not just any nutrient.
Today is a very Biochemistry day.
You are now a co-factor for a enzyme.

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You meet your “master”.
Today is a speed-up day.
You now are the enzyme.

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But which enzyme are you?
Today is a very Non-LAWK Day.
You are now Thermosynthase.

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You find yourself in a place too good…
Today is a hot day.
You now are a cell inside a volcano.

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But no cell can survive lava.
Today is just not your day.
You are now a Tubeworm located next to an underwater vent beneath the ocean.