Today is just not your day: The Game

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You try to do the impossible…
Today is a forbidden day.
You now are the meltal.

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Is this fabled GE Metal?
Today is a metallic day.
You are now GE, or Germanium.

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You don’t last long…
Today, a different hand appears…
You now are Lead (Pb).

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

The worst part about Lead (Pb)?
Today, you contaminate water supplies.
You are now Arsenic.

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You get into a body.
Today is a bad day.
You now are Cancer.

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But just any Cancer.
Today, you were supposed to destroy the Cancer, not join it! day
You are now a cancerous CD8+ Cytotoxic “Killer” T-cell.

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You develop into something more frightening…
Today is a stage 5 day.
You now are a sentient cancer tumor.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

At least it isn’t airborne yet?
Today is Stage 6 day.
You are now airborne cells of a sentient cancer tumor that can persist outside of the body in the air.

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Doomsday it is.
Today patient zero died.
You now are an airborne zombie cancer disease.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Why does everything become zombies?
Today is a very Resident Evil day.
You are now Raccoon City.

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You develop sapience.
Today is a new civ day.
You now are the kingdom of Raccoons.

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The streets are filled with trash.
Today is a trashy day.
You are now a manhole cover.

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Something blows up below you.
Today is a space day.
You now are a manhole cover in outer space.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Where are you now?
Today is a very space exploration day.
You are now a Manhole cover crashed into Alpha Centauri Ab (potential planet around Rigil Kentaurus)

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You create a big crater.
Today is a future day.
You now are an alien on that planet exploring that crater.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

And when people discover these aliens.
Today, James Cameroon is having a field day.
You are now a Blue Alien.

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Besides you two other stand.
Today is a trio day.
You now are the R, G and B alien trio.

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But now there’s more of them!
Today is a very “Our Powers Combined!” Day.
You are now the Red, Green, Blue, Black, Yellow, and Pink aliens superheroes.

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You fuse into one.
Today is a combined day.
You now are the grey alien, the one closest to all other colors.

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And not just any Gray/Grey Alien.
Today is a very extra-terrestial day.
You are now Paul, the Gray/Grey Alien from the film Paul (2011).