Today is just not your day: The Game

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A year later, disaster struct.
Today is a predicted day.
You now are Paul during the events of 2012.

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And not just any 2012.
Today is just not anyone’s day.
You are now a person witnessing the eruption of the Yellowstone Supervolcano in the disaster film 2012.

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You try to escape…
Today is an explosive day.
You now are a lava bomb.

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This lava bomb struck a river.
Today is a very muddy day.
You are now a lava bomb stuck in a river starting to be filled with rock, pumice, and ash.

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The river is blocked.
Today is an lake day.
You now are the dammed lake formed by the river.

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Anyone remember Mt. Saint Helens?
Today is a very floody day.
You are now a lahar (pyroclastic mud flow).

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You bury many people…
Today is a conspiracy day.
You now are the mole-people.

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These Mole people are at war!
Today is a very underground day.
You are now Hairless-Mole-Rat-people.

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And above you fly…
Today is a seaside day.
You now are the seagull civilization.

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And accidentally, you catch something.
Today is a very Pixar day.
You are now Nemo accidentally gulped by a member of the Seagull civilization.

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You escape the beak!
Today is a bad day however.
You now are a zombie fish.

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Don’t eat this fish!
Today is a bad day for scavengers.
You are now a zombie bird.

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Don’t eat the bird!
Today is a strange day.
You now are a zombie meat processing machine.

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Someone decides it is a “great idea” to put this zombie meat processing machine in the ocean.
Today is a very Sharknado day.
You are now a Zombie Sharknado.

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You infect the uninfectable…
Today is an impossible day.
you now are a zombie thundercloud.

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Weather is about to get very strange, indeed.
Today is a flabbergasted day.
You are now Zombie rain from this zombie thundercloud.

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You disappear into the soil…
Today is a bad day for the soil.
You now are zombie dirt.

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Oh, this is bad.
Today is a very Pet Sematary day.
You are now all of the previously dead things in soil which have now come back to life.

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Some interested things emerge…
Today is a dino day.
You now are a “revived” Tyrannosaurus fossil.

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But then the Tyrannosaurus’s best friend emerges.
Today is a very aquatic day.
You are now a "revived"Spinosaurus fossil, who helps its best friend hunt non-dead things.