Today is just not your day: The Game

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These two stumble upon…
Today is a Cambrian day.
You now are the revived fossil of an Anomalocaris.

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It is not the only Cambrian fossil to be revived.
Today is a very filter feeder day.
You are now a revived fossil of a Tamisiocaris.

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Something else has been infected by now…
Today is an iron day.
You now are a zombie planet core.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Everything on Earth is now a Zombie .
Today is a very bad day for the Solar System.
You have now become a Zombie-version of Ego, the Living Planet.

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You spread spores everywhere!
Today only one hope remains.
You now are a nearby heavy star nearing supernova.

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This star has now undergone a supernova.
Today is a rare day.
You are now a solar system high in Fluorine.

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You give rise to a strange planet…
Today is an alien day.
You now are a planet which 100% is a hive of a certain species…

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Everything is on Cloud 9.
Today is a very floating day.
You are now a forbidden unicelullar civilization.

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You find something worse.
Today is a bad day for sane people.
You now are a civ of atoms.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

At least all of these things exist on the Physical plane of existance.
Today is a very Psionic Day.
You are now a Psionic civilization composed of solely Psionic energy beings that only exists in the Psionic plane.

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Even crazier civ pops up…
Today is a less-dimensional day.
You now are a 1d civ.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

How crazy could things get?
Today is a very bizzare day.
You are now an anti-time civilization, which barely exists in the Present, does not exist yet in the Future, and has conquered time in the past.

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Above you however are civs far less understandable…
Today is a multi-dimensional day.
You now are a 10d civ of which 3 dimensions are for time.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

And then, there is this.
Today is a 12th dimension day.
You are now a civilization that exists in a dimension humanity has not even discovered yet, lest yet theorized.

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The ultimate civ is obvious.
Today is an uncountable day.
You now are an infinite-dimensional civ.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Even with having infinite dimensions, you can forget things.
Today is a sad day.
You are now thriveuser1454’s forgotten anniversary (June 17th).

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Some anniversaries shall not be remembered…
Today is a banned day.
You now are kiky’s anniversary.

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It is better not to mention who-should-not-be-named.
Today is great day.
You are now the first Thrive game Progressive Update on the older forums.

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You have been long forgotten.
Today is a barebones day.
You now are the first Thrive version.

[AnthropocenianAge (AnthropocenianAge Arthropleura wants to give you a hug!)]

Good thing a zip of all early versions of Thrive exists on the Thrive Developer wiki.
Today is a very throwback day.
You are now Sciocont.